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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Had my post christmas nuptuals today. I'm glad he's doing well.

    We tried doing ass stuff, but like, i'm not totally comfortable meeting someone for the first time and them asking me to fist them. Then he wants me to make the controller vibrate a lot.

    The sensation of holding a vibrating n64 controller against his man clam felt really awkward, i didn't want to do it at all but he asked who bought me beer and is giving me a ride home, so after like an hour (might not have been the whole hour but it felt like two), he finally rolled over and said he was done.

    I don't know if I offended him, he got really really upset when I put on heterosexual porn.

    Point being, don't meet up with Fonaplats unless you wanna shove a rumble pack in his ass and then have him asking if you're ready to go home.

    No pics included, he took my phone. That's how I figured out I wasn't a massive homosexual.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    They're like you need to rotate your tires. I'm like I'm pretty sure they rotated to get here, dumb fuck. 15$/hr.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Stl. Can you make my day and upload a selfie
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I am not an incel. I am a homosexual. I fuck more pussy than most of you cuz women don't cringe when I talk to them.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I have not had sex with a man in about 10 months but prefer making ppl STRAIN during sex
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready ffs

    there are probably 4 active members on there irl with 20 alt accounts each.

    BBS died out around 2007 when smartphones started up and then came along social media.

    most people who use them are the same people on other forums but don't fess up when their persona is recognized.

    Kinda like how your a convicted pedophile named Paul Wozny who molested two of his daughters, 14 under age boys as a cub scouts leader, moved to Arizona and got a girlfriend, so that can't be you. Like that, Paul?
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung he who fucks a nigger gets his dick bigger.

    I'd have sex with most black girls.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Ill cum in you too
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Just stole a bunch of groceries for my mom
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Will third world countries are slow to deem your actions as evil
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Got drugs?
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Why not behind the hotel behind the dumpster, that's free
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Oh :(
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Wya
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I thought general butt naked was &Poast

    Fact #1: Casper is the heaviest hard drug addict I ever knew.

    #2 Casper ate &Poast.

    Discuss.

    I like Casper
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    If I had covid I would tell everyone I live with to GET THE FUCK OVER IT and ensure they helped to develop herd immunity.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Is general butt naked poast or casper?
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    So edgy. Why not accept Americans because they're Americans and guaranteed by birth to be a member of the United States?
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Every gay person should be killed so they can't reproduce
    I actually have small balls proportionally about the size of large green grapes. I'm a big Cummer too which really throws everyone for a loop
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready One big Last Merry Christmas

    for everyone else' Merry Belated Christmas and a Happy New Year


    Got up at 10am Pacific time. ate waffles and scrambled eggs. took a dookie and went back to bed. got up at 3:33. I didn't sleep last night. Kept waking up every half hour having to take a piss. Don't know why. I didn't drink a lot of water or anything else. no caffeine or alcohol. I felt dehydrated when I got up. and my piss smells strong.

    hmmm. need to check my prostate gland I guess. that's always fun (not really)

    -Cheers!

    Do you realize how much you lie? Are you a kike? When I say I didn't sleep I didn't go to bed, wake up with fatass indigestion cuz I ate 13 Sloppy Joe's, have aids, go back to sleep, wake up and go back to sleep

    You're such a piece of shit victimized loser and that's why your kids want as little as possible to do with you. At least they talk to you after you told them you have a life insurance policy and wanna be in their life before you die.

    What a loser.
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