I might tell you that it's shakey cuz it's down to the last
but really it's cuz i hit it with the lactose by damn near half
Im from the mil where them bodies drop
and aint nobody finna call the cops
fiends call another dealer for another rock
rental cars gettin turnt into rollin spots
2017-08-14 at 2:07 PM UTC
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I am a Nazi, but I'm gay
I'm a gay man. I am trying to get as skinny as possible to look more fabulous. That is called a vacuum, a body building pose.
I am 168lb @ 6'1 ,no where near Dachau weight.
I got a cannibal caution for 2 fucking licks.
Use your legitimate income to pay for things on paper (Mortgage, car payments, bills, etc)
Use the illegitimate money to cover things that can be paid for with cash (groceries, gas, jedielries/gifts for family, day care, clothes, etc)
I mean you're not going to use your drug money to purchase or a house, that's just unrealistic. But what you can do is make all your daily expenses cash based. If you have a wife or a mother, it's very easy to just give them cash and have them deposit it into their bank account to help cover expenses that accrue as part of your household and just make it look like they're paying for it all.
Above all save. I cannot stress this enough. Nothing lasts forever. Use that cash to pay for things at wal mart or the grocery store for the rest of your life while using legitimate income (SSI/Job) to pay for things that are actually traceable.
If you're too stupid to realize that you're probably not going to be too successful.
Alternatively, buy gold with cash, hold for a reasonable amount of time, and resell later claiming it was a family heirloom.
But don't actually do any of this because it's illegal and I was only giving ideas that i"m using in a book I'm writing.
Don't kill yourself RisiR. Use your life for something greater than yourself. Like sucking dicks.
I took the computer in a mirror.
How's everybody doing?
Update time:
I've been back for 32 days. Still haven't had a drink. Had some good sex. Thought about smoking crack but didn't.
All in all it's been good. I don't have a sponsor and don't go to enough AA meetings but that's not stopping me. Thanks!
Proots and I play Runescape on a daily basis.
the polish pizza i made was:
flat bread, ham slice, cheese, ketchup and onions
flat bread swiss cheese, ketchup and mushrooms
then you bake it with an underlying griddle of butter till it goldens like my cock when your mom pisses on it
2016-11-14 at 3:03 PM UTC
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best breakfast
I've kissed women after giving me head and would not think I would enjoy eating semen.
Also, fuck the fridge. The best part is that the load is warmer than your mouth.
I can cook Halal stuff, I was cool with some Lords in the joint. I don't really specifically buy Halal meat but I don't eat much pork or carrion. So that's not a problem.
Missed you noNarky.
@the lil mommy comment, I am a good wifey.
So what times work for everyone, and specifically where is that gay sailor tortilla when we need him
Due to popular demand, mostly just by Tortilla, I will be bringing back the cooking show that put Zoklet on the culinary map of foodies everywhere.
You may remember me from such excellent dishes as:
-Breaded Oysters and some other canned sea food I found in my mom's cupboard
-A prison hook up I got way too drunk and kinda half fucked up and made too liquidy
-Me chugging malt liquor and yelling at the birds outside her window that piss me off
-The day my friend showed up and I just got really high and fucked up the hard boiled eggs
-The perfect grilled cheese
-Ham and cheese roll ups
-Tacos on a budget (Spam and cheeze whiz)
-Really making Banquet Meals 10/10 with fixins
-Fucked up opinions about the world that I yell over the other commentators.
-Some fucked up Polish Pizza thing
I'm thinking we're going to start with breakfast items and then move onto other culinary delights.
What time works best for everyone? I'm unemployed and live at my mom's house so any time during the day (When she's at work) works great for me.
Thanks!
Please post if you'd be interested in watching. It will be held in Tinychat.
I got sick of my Mom's boyfriend giving me life advice about drinking and smoking cigarettes and shit when I was 14. My mom didn't give a fuck. I told him I don't give a fuck. He said he was calling the cops and went to exit the basement, so I ran passed him grabbed him and pulled him back onto his ass and he rolled down the stairs and I fled. Never said shit to my drunk little ass again after that. My mom told me years later that when he complained after I did that she just told him, "Maybe you should just stop fucking with him, he's a smart kid but he gets mean."
I'd be pissed if I wrote this whole thing and no one replied, does this have any actual use other than feeling the vibrating electrical fields?
Age: I outdrink all.
Sex: I'll find you some.
Ethnicity: Superior
Work History: I cook American, Mexican, Italian and a little chinese food. I don't steal. I see nothing illegal. I've never signed a police statement.
Why I am Interested: Something to do. Would like to get to know you better. Seem mildly wealthy.
Why you should hire me: I can do everything the mexican above me can, but better, cleaner, and without bottoming.
