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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks this isn't gonna hard for me to get a beautiful, childless brown girl I'm so excited, I feel liek I get to pick first as an upstanding white guy in a non white community, in a big city, where i'm near anonymous, I can't wait to find one with dainty wrists and ankles and love her with my entire heart and put gold and silver bangles and tiffany anklets and hopefully a ring on her finger.

    As soon as some girl has my child, I"m sure i'm gonna love her forever and much like the last time i was sober for any length of time, i'm a rich mufucka who loves gift giving.

    Like this one guy gave me some nicorette gum while we were detoxing, we came up with hustles to get more, i'm pretty sure he's an illegal and he speaks almost no english, he has very little, every week I get him ramen noodles, sardinas, make sure he has cigarettes, I know he aint got shit, but one of the other hispanics gave him a shaving razor with 3 heads, he gave me one of the heads brand new out the box put it on the handle, gave it to me, i shaved my face, he faded out my hair, told me to save the head for next time, and popped a new one in for himself.

    Just that little bit of gift giving where I don't have to ask means you got more gifts coming and a friend for life.

    God told me a gift should be returned for a gift, and a lie for a lie, treachery for treachery and a kind word for a kind word.

    I interpreted that to mean if someone gives me something and doesn't want anything back for it, i try to give them a better gift later, and if they give me a better gift htan that, I will give them an even better gift, (assuming we have the same amount of resources ish)

    If they have less than me and give me a gift, I make sure they never need anything.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I like this site a lot.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Dude's a drug addict and a loser who doesn't shower with fucked up legs and a body he doesn't take care of, much less look nice.

    That's really not my type if I were to fuck another man.

    That being said, I'd hang out with him and if HTS was there, I'd probably fuck both of them.

    As for trying or wanting to? You got me confused. Kind of telling you think about the only males that you interact with are having sex or want to have sex, or just sex with men in general. Much like Speedy Parker I think your GayHate towards any bisexual males stems from the desire you have to 69 with a big cock in your mouth
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    When Kr0z died and my organ pain got bad from drinking last spring, I was really really nervous I was going to be the next soul given to the Temple. I prepared my will, armed myself, and knowingly prepared for my death, got right with my God, and proceeded to have a lot of gay sex.

    My mom broke her shoulder and I moved into her house for a couple months, I was prepared to die.

    Now a year and a half later, my life has greatly improved and I am both happy that I was spared but discontent that I was not taken to live forever with our eternal leader Jeff Hunter & Crew.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ It's weird how alcoholic gets such a bad REP or bad WRAP or whatever the saying is. I guess I don't know. Is it bad rap? Bad wrap? Bad rep like representation? I don't know.

    But it's weird. People say it's so bad butt obviously it's pretty good actually. I've never not had fun getting drunk. I have way less fun sober.

    I've been in 8 treatments in my life, 3 inpatient, 2 of those long-term, a shit load of AA meetings and everything in between I can tell you that ultimately, drinking is much more fun than not drinking but of course there are levels to it all and hangivers aren't fun blah blah basically, it is what it is as kirt Vonnegut said and Roger waters oh we're just two lost swimming godlfish every day anyway so do what you want

    Actually being sober is nice too.

    I woke up still buzzed up and a drunk man telling you he's proud of your sobriety is probably as worthless as it gets but yeah good job being sober. You wouldn't be doing it without a reason so I'm glad you're able to accomplish such a feat. My last period of 2 years sobriety was right before zoklet and right when I was doing well it became the beginning of the end. I will be dead within the next 20 months please mark my words

    Speaking of MARK. I bet he didn't think he was gonna die when he did. Thanks PWP, for killing mark and then also killing yourself. What a nice thing


    I sometimes miss Mark but PWP would help me just rag on Apric0t and that was a great feeling. I don't really miss any of our dead userbase since I know they're forever in the Temple of the Screaming Electron's restroom, getting high and saying "One minute bro!" with the door locked for eternity. I used to miss friends who died, but after like 30 or so real life people I knew as 'friends' and a couple of people I was really close to died, I just kinda IDK grew a callous to that shit.

    I think about my mom dying and it makes me sad, so I have some heart. But like if everyone I left in Wisconsin was dead it wouldn't deeply bother me. When I find out my friends use heroin, I kinda just mentally start telling myself that they're a walking dead person and then the inevitable happens and I say really fucked up shit like "at least they died doing what they loved," etc.

    When people commit suicide intentionally (not overdosing or being high on tweak and stabbing themselves cuz the angry black man told them too), I feel like they're a bitch and a traitor who chose to make everyone who love them feel the pain that they couldn't handle.

    That's wrong of them, so I openly tell others if someone intentionally killing themselves I try never to think about them again and shit on their memory to anyone who cares about them saying "if they really loved you, they wouldn't have done this to you."

    I think they should get no headstone, no memorial, no discussion of them, and be erased from our hearts. I do this with mixed success, but it makes people recognize that I'm a piece of shit.

    When someone dies on accident or of disease, I take it really hard, or when they're murdered or overdose on accident, but IDK the murder part doens't bother me after it's made right by their people.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    lol at him having a beer & water.

    You drunk polocks are a mess
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    WellHung plays with feces and sends pictures of his personal shits to other grown ass man.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Did fralala have an abortion or something? I thought tha twas Unwyred?
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    i haven't drank in 40 days and I feel ok i guess, kinda want a black and mild, gonna tell everyone my gang name is WHITE N WILD
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Why u so mad bro I stopped all my behaviour you hate so much!!!
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    pretty obvious to me no one's interested so maybe you do need to be an "obnoxious douchebag" women want men who are confident, in control, aggressive, high energy

    Not some wimpy pussy with a droopy smile who tries hard but is nervous about talking to a preteen girl

    Think about it.

    Would you want a bitch (like yourself) or an beta male if you were a horny teen, full of hormones, looking for a big buck to mount her and produce equally pretty girls and equally pretty betamales

    It's simple biology, bud. Analyze why not more than 1 or 2 have ever bothered to talk to you for more than ten minutes, but I can go into any bar in america, order a coke, ask them a couple questions about local stuff, tell them I'm new and don't know anyone, and about 1/3 will show me some places and the conversation will just start flowing.

    Dumbfuck.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I wish someone would move to miami, we could be besties and do 2man scam bits or sell stuff at the beach.

    I'll do 50/50 if you're not a felon and willing to apply for a concealed carry license
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by cigreting so ur not an faget nemore

    Not anymore, no.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    prolly
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 So basically Buck Angel

    i'll let you know later
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I heard the pyramids were built with sound just like the coral castles
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT HUMBLE I'M THE MOST HUMBLE PERSON I KNOW!
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung lol let the butthurt flow, Luke! Someone is mad i didnt give him my phone number. 🙄

    Your telephone number is

    Wellheim

    ‪(847) 845-5515‬
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    ya we know that
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    i hup dey hung Sir Pika Mensa
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