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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost better than being a skeleton dope man

    ya i'll need candy to pull that photo she saved of me doing the vacuum and compare it to me 30lb heavier. I think the rapid weight gain is what spiked my blood sugar.

    IDGAF I know how quickly I can lose weight with drugs
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Tomorrow I'm going to do 10 sets of 30 squats and go back to eating half portions. I did eat a butterfinger, 2 oatmeal creampies, 2 cups of pudding, a bowl of frosted flakes, 2 tortillas with hot sauce, and a cappachino

    BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WENT TO WALMART TODAY

    Good night!
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I am wearing a 34 inch waist with a 32 length, weighing at 201 pounds I feel like I"m fat as fuck.

    I don't have a big belly or a double chin, but I *feel* like I'm 9lb overweight.

    People I blame:
    The large breasted lunch lady "Mommy" who overserves me.
    Rene the old cuban guy who gives me extra trays and calls me "Big Gringo"
    The Staff at Rehab who give me snacks at 9pm that are typically 1 little debbie snack & 1 2% milk carton

    Folks I DON'T WANNA BE MORBIDLY OBESE, THIS SHIT ALL FUCKED UP, I DON'T EVEN NEED A BELT
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    i just fuck myself, same shit
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I feel suicidal again bcus everyone’s a scumbag but I have a more dramatic death planned

    Best of luck, but realistically you'll probably fuck it up like most things you've attempted, or back out because of your 'anxiety'

    Eitherway, make sure our website is mentioned, you dumb bitch.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks they can't drug test me for this right
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Who the fuck is MiK?
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    ^ most engaging poster on this site
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    nah they don't travel much by plane
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    wrong
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    pretty good i just ate two huge tortillas with hot sauce, was pretty fire.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Do u believe that
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    through suicide by killing yourself.

    Remember OUR SITE URL NEEDS TO BE ON YOUR BODY, CLEARLY WRITTEN, DOUBLE CHECK THE SPELLING

    MAYBE PUT IT ON A PIECE OF PAPER TO HOLD

    BLACK OUT ON XANAX AND ALCOHOL, USE MORE ALCOHOL IF YOU HAVE NO BENZOS

    FIND A HIGH STRUCTURE OR SOMETHING IMPORTANT THAT'S INFRONT OF EVERYONE

    CONTINUE WAVING IT UNTIL OUR USERBASE GROWS ADDITIONAL PEOPLE

    c u in 8-12 weeks, remember if they put you on good shit, your friends will buy it when you get out
    > anything with a pam in it
    > anything that makes your heart race
    > Delerium causing drugs

    THOSE ARE MONEY MAKERS FOLKS

    YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A WASTE TO THIS COMMUNITY ANYMORE

    YOU MEAN SOMETHING !!!! (if you do this)
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Bump2
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Bump
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster If I was a 15-16 year old girl hanging with my friends and some crusty ass ugly 40 year old pollack pedophile with a laptop tried to hit on me I would probably roast him and laugh about it, too

    What if he told you about dog porn and asked if you're into "zoo"
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Do monkeys suck dick
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Ya it's okay, they're kinda neurotic
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I bet if you shoved that concombre in your ass it would turn into a pickolo
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