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Blaming others for my morbid obesity

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I am wearing a 34 inch waist with a 32 length, weighing at 201 pounds I feel like I"m fat as fuck.

    I don't have a big belly or a double chin, but I *feel* like I'm 9lb overweight.

    People I blame:
    The large breasted lunch lady "Mommy" who overserves me.
    Rene the old cuban guy who gives me extra trays and calls me "Big Gringo"
    The Staff at Rehab who give me snacks at 9pm that are typically 1 little debbie snack & 1 2% milk carton

    Folks I DON'T WANNA BE MORBIDLY OBESE, THIS SHIT ALL FUCKED UP, I DON'T EVEN NEED A BELT
  2. #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    better than being a skeleton dope man
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Tomorrow I'm going to do 10 sets of 30 squats and go back to eating half portions. I did eat a butterfinger, 2 oatmeal creampies, 2 cups of pudding, a bowl of frosted flakes, 2 tortillas with hot sauce, and a cappachino

    BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WENT TO WALMART TODAY

    Good night!
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost better than being a skeleton dope man

    ya i'll need candy to pull that photo she saved of me doing the vacuum and compare it to me 30lb heavier. I think the rapid weight gain is what spiked my blood sugar.

    IDGAF I know how quickly I can lose weight with drugs
  5. #5
    Ghost Black Hole
    I remember when my dad smoked crack for a year he took his shirt off and looked like a holocaust victim and I was like damn dude you need to quit

    I never worried about him before until i saw that
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  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    He did it to escape from the regret he had in being your father.
  7. #7
    Ghost Black Hole
    in china being called fat is a compliment because they had the great leap forward and massive starvation deaths
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by Ghost in china being called fat is a compliment because they had the great leap forward and massive starvation deaths

    Yes, when you buy a shirt online their 4x shirts are the equivalent of a XS here in the USA.
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