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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Why don't you just drink water from a bottle? My friend in africa fills up bottles at the local Well. He can put you in touch with his auntie (who runs the well) if you want.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    i'd get a bicycle to better fit in with my victims if I was wariat and trying to go undercover in the underage venues.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    You're in america why would you want american money? I collect foreign currency.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    why not just stop smoking? Self discipline will go along way, if you can't even reliably wake up at 9am as an adult, I'm pretty sure self discipline is something you need to work on. Taking medication to help you achieve something without fixing the root core of your problems will likely lead you into the same self destructive behaviors your careless attitude has already achieved.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    wtf is minced meat?
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Ok so everyone found out my secret (that I"m leaving on Thursday) and in the last two and a half months, I've only made 3 friends that I actually consider my friends, one left already and two remain. All of these people suddenly want my information, apparently they looked up to me and thought we had developed a bond. and I had to be honest with them. I don't feel the same way about them.

    Some of them got offended, so I had to explain. I wear gold and read constantly, have never stolen from my loved ones, have all of my teeth, am enrolled in college and dress like a fly ass Mr. Rodgers, but they don't have anything in two months that the state or someone didn't give them. I can't be around people like that or I might end up becoming like them.

    I tried to phrase it in a non offensive way but I don't want losers in my life that are dumbfucks, liabilities, addicts, and losers. Less than 10% of people going through rehab will have sobriety at 1 year. So the majority of us are going to return to whatever lifestyle we were living before this. It doesn't take a genius to realize that I DON'T want these type of people in my life unless I am selling narcotics to them and even then I don't want them coming in my house or touching me.

    What a bummer folks. I could've had three dozen freinds but once again I'm choosing to have the few I want rather than all of them.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    boff
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    imagine threatening this with no intent to do it and you're still redflagged for WORDS ol pussy ass nigga
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I've walked up on dudes getting serviced by prostitutes in Milwaukee while fishing and going through the parks. I've also wanked while fishing and watching pornography high on meth on a river bank at like 3am and had someone walk up on me but fortunately they were a dog walker and were more embarassed by the exchange than I was.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I know what he's doing, I skipped around to get the jist (jism) of it.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I hope she gets pregnant and you're so excited to be a father for the first time of a kid that's actually yours, but when the kids 2-3 you post a picture of your family here and Cigreting or I point out that your step daughter and "biological" daughter look identical, At which point you confront your now wife with your insecurities and she says "ya my baby daddy has been cumming in me this whole itme, I'm sorry Fona it was only a couple of times and I got pregnant"

    LOL while you're at work paying for this fuck niggas shit he's cumming in "your" girlfriend haha
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I get out Thursday, start school on the 22nd and hope to have a girlfriend by 9/11
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    As many of you know I'm in rehab, there's a 19 year old here whose straight up retarded from drugs and on his fourth treatment program . He has this weird fascination with the cats, like picking up and petting them (they're outdoor/feral cats) we've all been hoping they would scratch the fuck out of his face and fuck him up. No one likes at him and he's straight up retarded and begs constantly. Remember that 190$ watch I got for 2 packs of cigarettes? That was him type shit.

    So yesterday, he was fucking with the cats as per usual and he was picking them up and waht not and at some point he decides to lick the cats balls and suck on them a little bit. I think this was for attention but anyway, I hate him so I immediately told on him and began telling others of the unbelievable happening OF COURSE. So they went back on the cameras and sure as shit, he sucks the cats balls on camera. So now he's going to another institution on a long term involuntary commitment and I'm so happy.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Wariat hmm… what hobbies does blaster master have?

    Rides around on a motorcycle, drinks beer, posts here, pretty much the same thing you do except he doesn't have sex with children or dogs.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Wariat bradley tell that to all those east euro or polish ukrainian bitches then.

    lol I would if I was in East Europe or Polish Ukrain (???) Do you think attractive men have to buy things for females? Are you that deluded? If you're a 6/10 middle age man and you're trying to impress a 10/10 model looking bitch, ya I can see you having to pay for it one way or another. But if you're a 6/10 middle age man you can get a 6/10 middle age woman really easily. Similarly if you're a 2/10 (Wariat, whose only attractive feature is that he is White IMO) and you want to get a 6/10 girl you're gonna have to similarly pay for it.

    I consider myself to be a 6/10 I am slightly better looking than average, that being said I have 100% confidance and I am remarkably intelligent. Women are attracted to traits that they associate with success, and having a great amount of confidance in how I speak and interact with the world around me is enough, i am also kinda funny and smart. This works for me. But I honestly don't need a dime piece girlfriend, I just want a normal girl who like me is average looking, kinda attractive, but flawed. What's more important is they need to be as kind and loving as I am smart and confidant. I am a very cruel person, but I am getting better at hiding this the older I get.

    Oh and I have a large penis and do those exercises that allow you to not ejaculate so I can fuck for a long time and I like to use cock rings to keep my penis at MAXIMUM VEINY PEAK for long time.

    So if you're an unconfidant loser whose too stupid to make anyone laugh or have something relavant to discuss with them, and can't fuck with any skill, you're probably fucked in everyway except sexually.



    Must suck to suck as my ol granny used to say.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    I hope this thread gets bumped in a month when Fona makes a thread about how high PayDay Loan Stores are and how they're taking advantage of poor people in tight spots.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Post your address and I'll mail you american money
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Who?
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    girlfriend = fat eunech
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    You can still be a mass shooter, one guy was like 78 and he shot two people at the holocaust memorial in Washington D.C.
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