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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Everyone lets look at Bradley B and laugh!!!


    lower case to upper case

    Hey folks its my second day of being the greatest alcoholic we have. Yesterday i drank 3 tall boys because i couldn't handle anyone hurting my feelings and rejecting me (sexy Latina from Columbia who was impressed i knew about FARC).

    Today i have a long day ahead of me and figured well its time to get to school early. I have to write a paper about learning styles and i decided not to go into the next calc class cuz i would need to test into it and i don't remember everything about quadratic equations and shit so i figured lets repeat the math class i took in 2010.

    Anyway so I'm drinking a 4 loco outside the Louie Store. Saying DONT EVER DISRESPECT ME LOOKING LIKE MLK LIL BROTHER type shit. I smoked 33$ in crack yesterday i only planned on three dimes but on the 3rd one he said white boy aint you got more money? Cuz i always have a hundo in my wallet i said yeah and got two dimes for 13$ he thinks I'm a crack head but i tossed the pipe in the ocean.

    So i can't use drugs at the half way house the rehab set me up with or drink but I'm gonna definitely buy another 4loco in 20 minutes then just swim in the ocean at 8 before i get home. God will protect me!!! If not i plan on sleeping at the Campus, unofficial policy is that homeless students may sleep behind the burglar gate they pull down if they absolutely have no where to go.

    Folks I'm being realistic ok. I'm already getting free college for being homeless. They sell crack at the library 5s and 10s and the 10s are a lout more than they are in Milwaukee. I spent 20 minutes sharpening my daily carry on a mug last night. I have 1680 but i refuse to let anyone know i have more than what in my pockets.

    God willing i will survive, bless those who dont.

    Aloha snackbar
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you dress like a persian night club rapist
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you can buy crack at the college library and they have enough homeless students that there's an 'unofficial' policy for them

    wow
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I hate to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso.
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra you can buy crack at the college library and they have enough homeless students that there's an 'unofficial' policy for them

    wow

    Yessir Miami is #1 immigrant hub in US.

    I am white so i get any public offered assistance first
  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I hate to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso.

    Adios? Is that what your dumbass was trying to say?
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    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Rape Monster I hate to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso.

    RM we’re all thinkin tha same thang
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  8. #8
    Originally posted by Bradley (sexy Latina from Columbia who was impressed i knew about FARC).

    wtf lol, who doesn't know about FARC.
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  9. #9
    Another great read here...no anime or fairy tales sorry for those of you who are men children.



    https://www.amazon.com/Out-Captivity-Surviving-Colombian-Jungle/dp/0061769533/ref=asc_df_0061769533/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=343220104936&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6315916970523903921&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9027655&hvtargid=pla-468513779436&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=71765243751&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=343220104936&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6315916970523903921&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9027655&hvtargid=pla-468513779436
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
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  11. #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by aldra you can buy crack at the college library and they have enough homeless students that there's an 'unofficial' policy for them

    wow

    Bro lol
  12. #12
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    hashtag fucking yolo let's fucking golo

    guess you haven't hit rock bottom yet! lol need to hit up those AA meetings so fun they are.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    Hey everyone, got some great and bad news. On the great news side, I stopped myself before I got out of control. On the bad news side, I kinda don't remember the last 2 days. I made a new friend yesterday, but accidentally mentioned being off parole & out of prison haha. But it is what it is, I went to all my classes and really reigned in my bad decision making, I even got a hair cut. While I was getting drunk in the library I got into a fight with a homeless person who wanted to use all 4 outlets when I needed 1 and started yelling POLICE CALL THE POLICE and was in a herp derp wheel chair so when the cops show up I have like a notebook full of notes & a science book with my chromebook infront of me and he's got like food pantry canned goods, a phone on the charger, his flashlight charging and some other device like a battery pack and he's bitching because I needed 1 of the plugs and he started screaming at the cop and I told him it's time for him to ROLL OUT in my best ludacris impression, he didn't get it but the cop did lol so the cop tells him he needs to understand he doesn't get to have 4 outlets if someone else needs 1, and the guy started sputtering like you could see he was having a mental breakdown, so I started doing the ROLL OUT impression and the wheely disabled guy started bitching at the cop and swearing at him so he was told to leave.

    Got today and sunday off so I plan on writing all my papers today, going fishing tomorrow. I tried texting that girl I got coffee with but folks she does not (as a fat 18 year old from Miami with 1 parent) want to date a scary drunk prisoner from Wisconsin with scars on his head from dat rough life.

    I had mcdonalds for the first time in 4 months and not gonna lie Crack cocaine + MCdonalds + fat brown girls + coffee + 4 locos + 100F heat is a nice combo.

    Will repeat when I get my 4.0 GPA but I think i'mma get 20 dab carts like my boy britney grindr did in Moscow and just retardate myself on a cruise instead of a russian prison.

    All in all I"m really happy my relapse was everything i could've asked for. Also the mcdonalds fries are fucking disgusting when you don't eat grease regularly, but I did have hot pockets later on.

    a lot of people aren't as successful as me, wouldn't have gotten this far, *other self congratulator praise* but I do and I owe it all to Luck, God, & most of all being ME ya boy BradleyB aka Paul Wozny's last victim, NiS living human sacrifice.
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    o and I went to the wrong math class all cracked out and figured out I'm really good at math still so I'm got into THE NEXT ONE UP EERYBODY
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    Bradley Florida Man
    o and i prebooked a cruise when i was really fucked up
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    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Fuck alcohol, get some meth
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    nty. I got mashed potatos
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