Dude I'm gonna die from homicide.
I'm not interested in ball stretching. My balls are fine as is. Also I don't want bigger or longer balls lol wtf
I don't really like illegal drugs like they're great in little spurts but after a gram of meth gets done I'm good for weeks or months. Same thing with anything really. EXCEPT weed I could do that daily (but I don't anymore)
They're doing one for bipolar gonna try dat one and another for cannabis. Folks if I could get paid to take weed for my mental illness I'm basically the king of great things
So I was at an AA meeting and saw this thing that said
ARE YOU A RECENTLY SOBER ALCOHOLIC
DID YOU PREVIOUSLY DRINK DAILY GOING TO SLEEP WITH ALCOHOL IN YOUR SYSTEM
DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING
2100$ IN COMPENSATION FOR QUALIFYING PARTICIPANTS
so like Imma call them up and tell them I stopped drinking 8 days ago. I'm only on 2 meds, one to lower my pulse cuz I'm nuts and get too excited (shocker) and an SSRI at maximum doses.
2100$ would get me a lot of stuff I want but don't want to buy and can't steal. Like a nice fishing pole, a game system, a computer and still have half of it left for savings.
But what if my Anthony Weiner falls off????
Thoughts?
P.s. I love Ambien, trazedone and anything given to make me sleep which I take a lot of and meet strangers for sex. And I like drugs a lot too lol.
I don't want to tell women how big my dick is.
I've been showering once a day, wearing button ups with the shirt tucked in, I shave my head so I don't look like I'm balding. Not sure what else I can do.
My friend said to grow a beard so I'm doing that. I try to stay up to date with current events and not espouse evil opinions. I don't ever talk about gay things with women (except that I support lgbt people because I have some gay friends, very woke), don't tell people I'm disabled or a recovering alcoholic.
I understand I'm not the most attractive and I'm kinda at a disadvantage because I'm 29 and most of the girls in community college are like 19 to 23.
I feel like an old pervert talking to them because really I just want to fuck and if the sex is good, I really want a wife and to have children by 36 otherwise I probably won't.
I know I'm gonna live a really long time so I picked 36 cuz let's be real 55 is about as old as I see myself getting before I CATCH DAT BUSSSSS!!!
Please, as always, only positive helpful comments or deeply insulting remarks. Haha
2022-08-31 at 11:13 AM UTC
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NIS fitness club
Lbe?
Ya a whole 2 miles. I walk a lot. Feels good.
2022-08-31 at 11:04 AM UTC
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🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
I have class at 11 but I woke up woke at 7
Dude I shaved my groin once and it was unpleasant as fuck. Ooo smooth Weiner I thought!! But then it became prickly and was worse than before
No bro never ever turn yourself in. Never think about what happened. Not even alone in your head. Any crime you got away with you can't/don't ever want to think about it. Think about it once deeply if you need to and then never ever again.
You're a good man and I am giving you real advice.
Players only love you when you're playing
2022-08-31 at 3:16 AM UTC
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I fucked this up
Fat Hispanic men remind me of potatos
Fastest 45 minutes of my life
2022-08-31 at 3:13 AM UTC
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I fucked this up
that shit looks bland as fuck
