& i'm passing all my college courses except math which I failed
u know what i think is bullshit i can't find a fucking sombraro to save my life, no bullshit, in milwaukee on the southside they're everywhere, every place selling food in a building has a row of them for sale, i can't find one in miami and i've been looking for like three months
r u saying this WILL or WILL NOT help me find a mate in my cuban immigrant neighborhood
u know I also have an idenTITy with a b as my last initial, kinda spooky, we might be related.
i think we need to delve into why wariat wants to hurt his sexually partners anally.
2022-11-20 at 7:29 PM UTC
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WellHung finds himself ...
Bruh I literally went through our messages and you told me where u moved to fuck face I looked it up on Maps to see how far it was.
Today I decided to dress up like a tourist with my above the knee khaki shorts, hawaiian shirt, and clashing black socks with sandles. I thought it was a good outfit but the amigos here thought it makes me look like a white guy on vacation
i wish yall could see me, i look so professional sometimes, I had my boot cut blue jeans that look expensive but were given to me, a stripey blue shirt, my blue school landyard, blue adidas, blue eyes, lookin fucking fresh my niggas people think im official, imma try to come up on a clipboard here in the next few months cuz i lost my old one. Me + my baldspot + a clipboard = Hella Official, I could be cutting off your catalytic converter, u could catch me in the act, and i would have my pen and my clipboard and I would look down with my head cocked to the side, and walk to the next car, like I'm doing some official ass shit.
And if you wanna see what's on the paper fuck you, I'm not on the clock!
I stole a bunch of teas yesterday from the bookfair!!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~! I got free lunch catered too by telling them "I'm a student here" which had nothing to do with the book fair being held at my college yesterday, but I just walked on in and sat down and talked to the sports writer for the miami herald and her husband and this guy who won a pullitzer prize or some shit but was very boring, told them about how I was offered to come get free lunch and free admission as a student if I Signed up when they wanted to have some of the student body come in support of the book fair and they're like OK
I made all that shit up ont he spot, loaded my bag up with like 5 mangos, chips, ate like 4 plates of this good ass catered tortinni noodle shit, and some good spinach salad, chicken salad, grabbed mea couple bags of chips, then I saw the tea in these little boxes and ya ppl had maybe grabbed one or two, outta the 30 that come in the pack, so I was like you got me fucked up if you think I aint a NIGGER ON THE CUM UP
so i grabbed me a shtack of each one of the teas. Got tons of free stuff from the booths, the coolest things being a colored pencil set with sharpener, a notepad, and a usb flash drive, oh and i stole some toilet paper from the cleaning cart that wasn't being attended very well.
really got me prepared, excited and well nourished enough to go into the black neighborhood and steal stuff for the aquarium hobby I'm getting back into.
I didn't buy anything at the book fair, not because I'm poor but because I know how to purchase things from Wish.com & Halfpricedbooks and avoid the mark up of buying something in person.
IDK about all yall but I think Kafka is the Irish female version of me, and everything any of you don't like about her, you probably also don't like about me! The only thing different than Kafka and I, is that I don't have autism and she doesn't have a criminal record.
THAT'S IT FOLKS. (and sex organs obv)
the only handy thing u give is jobs
I live in Hialeah come through!!!
i heard u want some brad and butter
EXCEPT I DON'T PRETEND TO NOT BE ME (anymore)
