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2018-02-23 at 2:33 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-22 at 11:17 PM UTC in Disgusting things you've done during sexSometimes when I'm in the fucking zone I'll pin the bitch's arms above her head and just lick her armpit I don't give a fuck
I'm an animal the pheromones induce alchemy it turns my dick from rock to titanium
I'll literally bury my nose in her armpit and snort that shit like it just came from colombia
Because I've done this so often I am now able to categorise bitch sweat into flavours and can even predict diet and general health
Some bitches taste like potato. this is the most common and enjoyable smell as my peasant Russian ancestors relied on a diet of potatoes and other tubers. My genetics are naturally drawn to this type of smell even though I stay away from carbohydrates in fear of my physiological and psychological health
Some bitches taste like salt. This usually indicates a diet high in sodium and indeed many of the sushi cunts have armpits that smell like typical b.o but taste like salt. I like to kiss the bitch immediately afterwards to let her know that she needs to cut down on her sodium intake. One time I said should we order sushi and she said no
Some bitches taste like metal. I am not entirely sure what this indicates but I have a strong feeling I am just licking deodorant and antiperspirant. This does not make me happy but I am already balls deep and it is too late to back out.
One special bitch tasted like sweets. This may actually indicate some sort of health disorder or excess consumption of sugar but it only happened once. I kept fucking her in hopes of tasting that sweetness again but it never came. Shit was like chasing that first crack high. when she asked me why I became distant I couldn't be honest with her so I told her my cousin is terminally illThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-22 at 8:44 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-22 at 4:19 AM UTC in The worst inventions in the history of mankindtinychatThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-22 at 3:47 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-22 at 12:06 AM UTC in We have a moral obligation to stop eating meatSorry Zanick, I feel absolutely no moral obligation to not consume sentient animals. I don't think "morality" is any sort of argument anyway, especially on an individual level where people like me literally struggle to feel any sort of "empathy" (even though I rationally understand what you're talking about). "Might does not make right" is not an argument, especially since consuming higher amounts of protein contributed to the growth of our prefrontal cortex (which is responsible for your linguistic abilities which attempt to oppose the killing and eating of animals). If your ancestors only ate plants and nuts you would not be able to make this thread. Of course, this is a "natural fallacy" (since "natural" does not mean "right") but I am a member of a species in an ecosystem which sustains (and has sustained) itself by eating animals. I agree that modern farming where chickens and cows are kept in fucked up conditions is pretty abhorrent, but this is an entirely separate issue to eating animals. Can you please explain to me why killing and eating animals, whose genes have contributed to their tasty propensity, is objectively wrong and not merely something that makes you feel uncomfortableThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-21 at 9:17 PM UTC in Dang Daniel, whatchu got cookin in your Open Directory?Lol, so apparently this is just some server where everyone can upload whatever they feel like. Including but not limited to malware and hardcore rape porn.
https://danwin1210.me/uploads/
If you happen to need a staging server for your malwares there you go. Need to stash that CP right quick? Go on ahead. It's a 24/7 open door policy at Daniel's Directory, step right up, step right up.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-21 at 2:43 PM UTC in things i'm fucking sick of:how could you hate this though?
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2018-02-21 at 10:29 AM UTC in I am completely over women.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-21 at 7:34 AM UTC in The next time the site goes down I will KILL MYSELFthinks everyone is Bill Krozby ^
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2018-02-20 at 7:47 PM UTC in Bill Krozby trying to steal somebody's phone in public (with evidence)Look at this shockingly nauseating assemblage of DNA just freely interacting with its environment
His genetic instructions literally say "inject heroin" when seen under a miscroscopeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-20 at 3:25 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-20 at 3:42 AM UTC in totes bagsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-19 at 4:15 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by NARCassist its not just that, if a shop gives leftovers to homeless people the homeless people have a tendancy to tell all their homeless pals about it. before long you got a whole crowd of drunken homeless fuckups crowding round your store every evening. this puts off customers and is very bad for business.
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Wish I heard this advice before I started sellin' glass out the house. Oh well how a nigga live.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-02-19 at 10:43 AM UTC in a female mod on reddit removed my thread because...be sure to PM her on Foetus-Free FridayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-19 at 9:34 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
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2018-02-19 at 7:32 AM UTC in The Trainwreck Tale of the Insatiable Bill KrozbyBill Krozby was born into this world much like everyone else. Crying and screaming, his little plump legs kicking into the air. The boy was healthy and happy. He ate well, shat well, and in time, even learned how to walk well. To the time-deaf parents of Bill Krozby, everything was as it should be.
At the age of three, Bill Krozby had his first girlfriend. "Cute," his parents called it. They told jokes in private. "Pretty soon they'll be getting married!" His mother once giggled. It became so 'cute' that they began to encourage it. "Well aren't you going to kiss your girlfriend goodbye?" They said. And Bill Krozby did.
Years passed and the children grew up. Bill Krozby had remained friends with this girl, though the wedding jokes had long since passed. They played regularly after school in the small outcrop behind the playground. The children enjoyed how quiet and wide it was back there, but more importantly, they enjoyed the lack of adults. It wasn't often that they got to frolic unsupervised, so they took every chance they could get to slip behind the rocks. And the parents didn't mind. They were good kids after all.
"I'm tired of tag," Bill Krozby said, exasperated. "How about we play a new game?"
Jenny sat in the dirt. "Like what?"
"You wanna play Doctor?" Bill Krozby asked. He'd been planning this for some time.
"Sure, what do I do?"
Bill Krozby smiled.
"Just lay down on that rock like you're at the doctor's office. I'll be the doctor and this will be my sethoscope!"
"Your what?" Jenny questioned.
"You know, that cold thing that the doctors use to listen to your heart?"
"I think it's called a stethoscope."
'Source?' Bill Krozby thought to himself.
"It doesn't matter though," Jenny said sweetly, moving over to the rock. "Let's just play."
Bill Krozby grabbed the rock he'd picked up earlier and put it to Jenny's chest. His heart bounced.
"Uh, Bill Krozby? I don't think the doctors do it like that."
"Oh what?" Bill Krozby rushed to say. He was glad the hot sun hid his red face. "Sorry, I haven't been to the doctor in a while. I forgot how it goes. Why don't you be the doctor instead?"
"Erm, okay." Jenny twirled nervously in her head as they switched spots. She cleared her throat, pretending to look up from a clipboard. "So Mr. Bill Krozby, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well I've got this pain right here."
"In your stomach?"
"No, a little lower."
Jenny placed her hand on Bill Krozby's abdomen. "Here?"
"Lower."
Jenny went lower.
"Lower," Bill Krozby demanded.
"Bill Krozby, I don't think we should be-" Jenny looked down as her hand was pulled away from her. "Bill Krozby WHAT ARE YOU-"
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKING SLAMPIG, THIS IS WHAT DOCTORS DO!"
Yanking herself away, Jenny ran off towards the playground in tears. She thought about telling somebody, but didn't want to get Bill Krozby in trouble. He was such a good friend. Or at least he had been. What Bill Krozby did felt wrong, but maybe it was her who was wrong. Maybe doctors actually did do that. How could she know? She wasn't a doctor. It was all so confusing to young Jenny, who had never seen or heard of anything like what she'd just experienced.
A grin spread slowly over Bill Krozby's face. His father was right, that was fun.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!- kroz,
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2018-02-19 at 4:18 AM UTC in Multi-Quote?
Originally posted by Helladamnleet I made a serious response, faggot. Your multiquote is hidden, newtotse.com has it right there in an obvious fashion.
Just went to newtotse.com for the first time..
It's just you talking to yourself 😂
https://newtotse.com/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=158
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2018-02-18 at 5:31 PM UTC in When reminiscing about Totse, why doesn't anyone ever bring up the South Park ep was based on us?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-02-18 at 3:02 PM UTC in When I was a kid, I had a crush on a stick figure.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
