Originally posted by Vizier
I wonder how many gb that folder is. Do you remember my alts in zoklet? I had like 4 or 5 I dun remember but your autism surely does.
Take a peak.
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Mal wants to get fucked by a dog in doggystyle position. Assuming Mal has distance of 1ft between knee joints and asshole, and assuming that knees in doggystle are 2ft away from face (face to ground), what is distance between head and asshole?
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Originally posted by Vizier
Seriously. I'd toss the demon bitch on the dirty floor and tear her clothes apart while pulling her hair and licking her neck as she hissed some gibberish. Then I'd pull my cock out and raw dog her until her pussy bathed my dick and balls with sulfur smelling black goo. I'd put on this song and every time they said "satanic speeeed metal" I'd punch her on the nape of her neck so hard her demon snatch would clamp on my rock solid penis as I yelled "PATER SATAN IN MANUS TUAS COMMENDO SPIRITUM MEUM". She'd claw on the ground and belch guttural glossosalia until I fill her fiery pussy with my unholy cum. I'd pull out, wipe my dick on her ass of ashes and tell her to fuck off from whence she came.
then she takes off her mask, and it's a guy. CATFISHED.
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Originally posted by Enter
Hi, you poor fucking bitch! I'm richer than you'll ever be, and I don't mean that in a HURR DURR IM CAPTAIN FALCON AND IM A MILLIONAIRE FROM SELLING MY FACTORIES way, I mean that in a I live at home so I've never had to pay rent or utilities, so I've managed to save everything I've made way.
You cunt. You worthless, fucking, projecting, poor cunt.
OMG I’m just imagining how angry you were writing this and it’s really cute. I bet you had to crack open a Fanta to deal with the stress of it all.
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Click all the squares with road signs. Does this corner count? Does the post count? What about this sign underneath it saying 'children at play?' What about a billboard? They're on roads. Do these multi-direction signs that go east, west, north, and south count? They're really for dirt roads without cars on it. Do they only mean roads with cars on them?
It's all so fucking confusing.
Maybe I am a computer.
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Alan What?
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Originally posted by Fox Paws
Why are you attracted to women with abnormally large breasts?
I'm not really. Like there is a point where I think it's gross and doesn't look right. I even made fun of a couple of one's I thought looked ridiculous.
I'm more attracted to the idea that these women treat themselves as sex objects. It's the attitude, the effort they put into looking like a sex toy with no thoughts in their empty bleached heads.
I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life with a girl like that. I just have a strong sexual attraction to some of these girls.
My question is why do some of you guys act so disgusted by my fetish, yet when some pedophile posts some pedo stuff none of you even bat an eye? I'm not hurting anyone.
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