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2020-03-15 at 4:34 AM UTC
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Lemon or lime?
Generally speaking, probably lime. Lemons are aight tho.
"If you could press a button and kill anyone, who would you kill"
I find it interesting that it's just assumed we'd definitely choose to kill someone. Probably myself though - it'd be nice to have easy access to a suicide method that is guaranteed 100% to kill me. Bonus points if the button is some kind of a "blinks your consciousness out of existence and your body drops dead" kind of deal. I wouldn't necessarily press the (now re-purposed) suicide button, but it'd be nice to have it.
kurwa moglbym ciÄ kupiÄ jakbym chciaÅ
2020-03-10 at 2:02 PM UTC
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hey star trek
moglbym ciÄ kupiÄ jakbym chciaÅ
2020-03-10 at 10:30 AM UTC
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You know you're old when...
... you re-watch Malcolm in the Middle and find yourself sympathizing more with Hal and Lois rather than any of the kids. When I was a kid, I remember loving Malcolm. When I was a teenager I remember really vibing with Francis' whole journey of self discovery to Alaska. Now I just feel bad for Hal and Lois never getting enough time together and feel genuine happiness whenever they do manage to connect in spite of whatever shenanigans "the boys" have gotten up to.
Fuck. I just wanted to chug robocough and chill out and enjoy the nostalgia of MitM. Apparently I'm too old. I've also found myself missing elementary/middle school, despite the fact that while MitM was airing I would have despised those years. I'm getting old. Time is an unstoppable force and I am changing in ways that my teenage soul never anticipated. I don't like it. I don't even think these changes are good. But they are changes that have happened and I'm not sure I'll ever regain the state of mind I had before. And that scares the shit out of me.
I miss being innocent.
"Ara ara Earth-chan, why are your cheeks so flushed?"