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2024-09-22 at 9:15 PM UTC in Fluttershy’s no good very bad terrible day

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Originally posted by shitty titty They are very thirsty!

That’s terrible news :c
Somebody better get them some water :c

2024-09-22 at 9:08 PM UTC in Fluttershy’s no good very bad terrible day

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Originally posted by shitty titty Have you heard the good news about crickets?

No, what’s up with the crickets?

2024-09-22 at 9:08 PM UTC in Fluttershy’s no good very bad terrible day

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Originally posted by Crispy Sucks. Kys. Shouldve been nicer to me dumb faggot

:c
I wasn’t gonna drink tonight but you changed my mind. Off to the liquor store I go.

2024-09-22 at 8:28 PM UTC in Fluttershy’s no good very bad terrible day

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I’m having a bad day folx,
Cheer me up :c

2024-09-22 at 6:12 PM UTC in this is the best vodka ive veer had

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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood based

look at this mans siracha bottle. It's been squeezed so much that the bottle is permanently warped. This is a person that doesn't fuck around

Oh so wariat does drink the BLACKED energy drink?!????
How is it wariat?

2024-09-22 at 5:49 PM UTC in this is the best vodka ive veer had

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Originally posted by Warcry its called cactus vodka or mixed with cactus juice or some shit and its only like 25 proof so u can drink it straight on ice:

this image looks ai generated.
aslo clean your kitchen wariat it'll take like 5 minutes

2024-09-22 at 5:47 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....

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OKAY, SO I GOTTA BE RUDE 🤬💁‍♂️🔥
NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU GO, YOU'LL STILL BE A SQUARE LIKE A RUBIK'S CUBE 🤯🔪️📦
ZELTRON, NIGGA, I AM THAT DUDE 💥🔥👊
ME AND J-P GOIN' A-P-E 🐒💪🔥
SO I GOT MONKEY BARS, BUT THIS AIN'T PE 🐒🏋️‍♂️🔴
EVERYBODY SAID I GOT A.D.D BUT IT NEVER ADD UP, I'MA COUNT PAST THREE 🤯📝📊
MATTER FACT, ONE 📝👊
ALL OF THIS DEVILISH SHIT, FROM D TO MC, BUT IT'S GUARANTEED TO MAKE A REV RUN 🤯🔥🏃‍♂️
KNEE-HIGH JUMP, BETTER GET FAR OR IT'S T I STOMP 🤸‍♂️💥🔥
SOUTH FLORIDA NIGGA BUT I'M NORTH DADE, NIGGA 🌴🏖️🔥
THIS YEAR, I'MA BE A TOO-PAID NIGGA 💸👊💼
KNOCKIN' OFF THE TOP, THAT'S A TOUPEE, NIGGA 💇‍♂️🔥👀
I'M A TSUNAMI, THE NEW WAVE, NIGGA 🌊🌴🔥
MOST OF YOUR MEMBERS WILL BE DISMEMBERED 💀👻🔪️
WHEN YOU FALL OFF, BITCH, I'M YELLIN' OUT, "TIMBER" 🌲🏔️🔊
YOU COULDN'T FUCK WITH ME IF I HAD TINDER 🔥💔👀
LAST NAME CURRY AND THE C FOR CHARISMA 🎤🔥👊
SOMEBODY FROM STREET FIGHTER 6 ON MY NECK 🤖👊🔥
BUT YOU NIGGAS NEVER DO IT LIKE THIS 🤯👊🔥
GOT A BRAND NEW ALL-GOLD SHIN, AKUMA HANGIN' FROM MY NECK TO MY DICK 💎🔥👊

2024-09-22 at 4:51 PM UTC in I made da compooter work good !~!!! Im like the new BILL GATES

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Originally posted by Bradley dude losing pictures of stinkou and I's face merged together or a picture of the lucky charms leprechaun jacking off in a pitcher of milk isn't the end of the world

And yet you felt compelled enough to make a 5 paragraph post about it
It’s okay Brad, I’m sure with time your collection of funny community images will heal!

2024-09-22 at 4:32 PM UTC in I made da compooter work good !~!!! Im like the new BILL GATES

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This is why you should backup all your shitposts en external drives!!! You never know what might happen!

2024-09-22 at 4:25 PM UTC in Good movies to watch

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2024-09-22 at 5:41 AM UTC in Good movies to watch

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Originally posted by RisiR † This one is also about a little girl hiring some killers.

I love this movie.

This one is pretty good and is a remake of a classic western of the same name

2024-09-22 at 5:22 AM UTC in Good movies to watch

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Human centipede

2024-09-22 at 5:01 AM UTC in What happened to Kinkou?

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Originally posted by Fluttershy No she’s just disgusting

Stinkou; as the kids call her

2024-09-22 at 5 AM UTC in What happened to Kinkou?

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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Maybe she takes sand baths, you don't know.

No she’s just disgusting

2024-09-22 at 4:46 AM UTC in KoF's Beginner Guide To Shoplifting

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Originally posted by Kingoftoes - Gas Stations. Gas stations are probably the easiest type of store to lift from, and a great spot for beginners learning to lift small-medium sized items, including booze.

Gas stations often have no dedicated LP, but managers and some employees will occasionally watch cameras for a while, or keep an eye on a suspicious customer. Overall, most gas station employees do not have the motivation or even get paid enough to try to catch a lifter. The only employees that will try are managers or overzealous self-righteous employees. Gas stations often do have cameras, especially at the registers, entrance/exit points, and by the alcohol section, but less so throughout the rest of the store.

Gas stations will usually have a snacks section, with coolers filled with drinks and some snacks lining the walls. Gas stations also usually have a consistent or identical layout to other gas stations of the same brand.

The work force composition of gas stations varies. It often consists of a wide range of people, and often have an almost even split between women and men. The race and income of gas station employees will depend more on the location of the gas station than any other type of store mentioned in this guide.

All of the factors mentioned above make gas stations a perfect target for beginner lifters.

I disagree with this. Gas stations and convenience stores can vary widely, and many gas stations especially are often family owned tight run ships with few blind spots and invested staff. Gas stations could be a whole topic on their own, really.
Plus the problem with gas stations is if you’re hitting the same ones consistently you’re bound to get caught, especially if you’re retarded enough to be pulling up in your own vehicle. And if you’re not hitting the same ones consistently or semi consistently it’s just not really worth it. What are you gonna do? Go three towns over to steal a $4 bottle of wine?

2024-09-22 at 4:27 AM UTC in BradleyB93 Ultimate Original Guide To Stealing 2024

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You stole this guide from Fonaplats!!!!!!

2024-09-22 at 4:26 AM UTC in KoF's Beginner Guide To Shoplifting

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This is way better than BradlsyB’s guide! He did t even bother to steal all three parts!

2024-09-21 at 11:46 PM UTC in A Beginners Guide to Shoplifting by BradleyB93

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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood translate into chinese pls

1. 研究商店這一點我怎麼強調都不為過。幾次無意偷竊的訪問會為你帶來寶貴的見解。留意攝影機；他們是我最大的敵人。 MallMart 的電子產品區只有兩個攝影機，而且都位於入口處。完美的。

2. 選擇正確的時間時機就是一切。週二早上？理想的。工作人員昏昏欲睡，過道敞開。但要避免週末——太多的目光，太多的干擾。

3. 穿好衣服，融入其中。一件普通的連帽衫、牛仔褲和棒球帽。沒有人注意到那個隱形人。我不能冒被記住的風險。

4. 選擇一個我常常帶給妹妹的消遣。她很善於提問，讓員工忙得不可開交，而我卻躲在陰影裡。如果我獨自一人，我會假裝正在打電話，假裝對一個不存在的問題感到沮喪。

5. 規劃你的退出策略了解你的路線。衛生間的側出口很少使用，也沒有攝影機。我會表現得好像我要去洗手間，但實際上我是在逃跑。

6. 明智地使用道具我帶著一個可重複使用的大手提袋——它既環保又非常適合隱藏我的寶藏。但我透過慘痛的教訓學會了不要吃太飽。少即是多。

7. 實施竊盜這就是令人興奮的地方。我在走道裡閒逛，隨意挑選吸引我眼球的物品。這裡是高階手錶，那裡是名牌皮夾。關鍵是要保持冷靜，表現得像我所屬的。

8. 平靜地退出如果我受到挑戰，我會準備好幾句話：“哦，我以為這是在通關！”就像魅力一樣。秘訣是保持移動，保持呼吸。

9. 掩蓋你的蹤跡當我走出去的那一刻，標籤就脫落了。我已經掌握了手法的藝術；什麼也沒留下。就在昨天，我在沒有人注意到之前把一張價格標籤扔進了最近的垃圾桶裡。

10. 反思和調整每次搶劫之後，我都會花點時間反思。什麼是對的？有什麼可以改進的？這都是遊戲的一部分。
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2024-09-21 at 11:43 PM UTC in I did really poorly on the midterm exams.

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Originally posted by Bradley Ur

Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, it's your in that case.

Your grades suck vs you are grades suck.

Stay in school kid.

your retarded

2024-09-21 at 7:51 PM UTC in A Beginners Guide to Shoplifting by BradleyB93

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Originally posted by Kingoftoes If you're going to steal my guide, at least post the whole thing.

The guide must be good if it immediately got stolen after someone read it.
KoF you should really be proud of yourself

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