2024-09-24 at 1:37 AM UTC
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If I flatline soon
I actually work in a monster factory and I regularly cum in the batches of bad apple msnster. This is regular practice amongst most factories as it’s a bit of a running joke.
2024-09-23 at 4:47 PM UTC
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Mass Shootings
A combination of a pussified youth and a glorification of extreme violence. Not to mention the extreme pressure we put on youth. Mandatory expulsionary hearings for kids who are defending themselves and shit.
Back in the day you could just fist fight it out or take it out on someone smaller and weaker than you. Nowadays there’s not as many outlets and it pushes young men to the extreme.
I don’t know why this is a new concept though. The 70’s and 80’s saw extensive bombing campaigns through various prolific figures and groups, and the 40’s and 50’s and 60’s also saw a lot of n extreme political violence.
I think generally as a society we don’t get more or less violent, our means of violence as well as the frequency snd intensity simply shifts.
But that’s just my 2 cents
Wise words Brad
I’m glad you’re adjusting to sober life so well
Thank you all for your kind words during these trying times
🎉👀 A Beginner's Guide To Shoplifting 🤫👮♂️ By fluttershy 👋
Section 1: Planning And Preparation 📅
🤔 Why Is Planning Important? 🤔
Planning is one of, if not the most important aspect of lifting goods from any store that has employees present 🛍️. Below are a few reasons why planning is important for lifting:
📝 - Good, thorough planning is, first and foremost, your best shot at being able to get in and out of a store with exactly what you came in for 🎉.
🚨 - Good planning can make it easier for you to get away with lifting, and simultaneously harder for LP to bust you for it 🚫. For example, in certain jurisdictions you have to be witnessed lifting by LP in order for them to stop you 🕵️♂️. Knowing characteristics of the store you are hitting and of the employees that work there can greatly influence what you are able to lift and the constraints under which you do so 🤝.
📊 - Good planning can also ensure that you do not get into the bad habit of frequently engaging in bad habits 🙅♂️. For example, many beginner lifters will, before pocketing an item, sharply look from left to right to make sure the "coast is clear" 🤔. This move immediately will look suspicious to most LP, some of which have seen lifters telegraph this telltale sign that they are up to mischief 🤫. Properly planning and thinking about every aspect of a particular hit, in this case, may lead to you realizing how your actions in the store affect other people, which will affect your outcome 🤝.
Planning Guidelines 📝
This section will be short, as this is a beginner's guide, and planning is first and foremost left to the discretion of the lifter 🤝. There is no 1 right way to lift, in order to be successful you must adapt your lifting procedures to suit the environment in which you are lifting 🌎. Below are a few questions you should ask yourself and think about long and hard before commencing any lick':
🤔 - How will I achieve my goal? 🎯
🤔 - What is the store's security/layout like? 🗺️
👥 - What are the employees like? 👥
🤝 - Is this worth getting caught for given the risks I am taking? 🤔
Scoping Out Potential Licks 🔍
As mentioned previously, analyzing the store that you will be hitting is essential to not getting caught 🚫. It allows you to hit the store at the least dangerous times, to avoid cameras and LP, and to get in and out as quickly as possible ⏱️. My shortest lick is, although not timed exactly, likely at least sub-20 seconds 🕒. I knew exactly what I wanted, where it was in the store, and also saw the only employee on shift nodding off 😴. Here are some tips and tricks for analyzing stores:
🔍 What To Look For 🔍
🗺️ - Store Layout 🗺️
👥 - Employee Layout 👥
📸 - Camera locations 📸
🚨 - LP 🚨
Section 2: Types Of Stores And Their Characteristics 🏢
In this section, I will cover the most common types of stores to lift from, and comment on characteristics that are common amongst all stores of said type 📚.
🏢 - Grocery Stores 🍔
🏢 - Department Stores 🛍️
🏢 - Electronics Stores 📱
🏢 - Gas Stations ⛽️
Section 3: Dressing For The Job 👕
How you present yourself to not only store employees, but also to other customers is important if you don't want to raise suspicion 🤔. Below are some tips and tricks for dressing for a lick:
👕 - Dress inconspicuously 👕
👖 - Cargo Pants 👖
👖 - Sweat pants 👖
🧥 - Hoodie 🧥
🧥 - Coats 🧥
🎩 - Beanies/Ball Caps 🎩
👜 - Purse 👜
🔥💥🎤 THIS IS MY FIGHT, I JUST WOKE UP AS A CHILD OF THE LIGHT ✨💫
🕺🎶 JUMPED ON THE BEAT, HAD TO TELL IT, "GOODNIGHT" 🌃💤
😒👎 Y'ALL TRIED YOUR BEST BUT AIN'T HITTING IT RIGHT 🤦♀️🚫
🔥💨 KIMBER OG, I'M AS HIGH AS A KITE 🎈🌟
🛍️💸 SHOP FOR SUCCESS, WELL, I BROUGHT ME A PINT 🍺👍
🍲🔪 WATCH HOW I WHIP, I AIN'T STIR-FRY THE RICE 🍚👀
💸🔴 GET YOUR HEAD CRACKED JUST FOR ROLLIN' THE DICE, UH 🤯🎲
🚫👀 NOW DON'T BELIEVE HYPE
👀👂 BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE, NOT WHAT'S SAID ON THE MIC 📢👂
🥋👊 PEGGY CHUN-LI, I KICK OUT EVERY TIME 🥊👑
🚫🔥 CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN, SO THEY TRY BLOCK THE SHINE 💫🔪
🤑💸 TRY FUCK WITH MY MONEY, TRY FUCK WITH MY MIND 🤑🤯
🤬🚫 THEN ACTING LIKE FUCKING THEY BITCH IS A CRIME 🚫🚨
🚫👀 THIS AIN'T RELATABLE, THIS AIN'T DEBATABLE 🤷♀️🚫
🤔🔮 SOMETHIN' HAPPENED TO YOU, IT'S BY DESIGN, SHH 🤐🔍
