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Posts by Fluttershy

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    Mad as a horseyhatter
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Restricting SNAP benefits to certain products or stores would disrupt the economies of scale, likely driving up prices and increasing the overall cost of the program.
    If we don’t let niggers buy toilet paper with their food stamps they won’t buy toilet paper at all. What a shocking economic revelation.
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    I hurt myself today
    Opening a can of beans
    I focus on the beans
    The only thing that’s real
  4. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    I have considered taking up jogging as a hobby. Does anyone have any hammer brand recommendations?
  5. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Bradley Fluttershy do I know you? If so I'ts sooooooooooo good to see u

    I haven't shit in a vent in a long time. It's surprising you remember that.

    I narcanned someone 3 weeks ago that was overdosing in his room (I manage a sober living facility) and saved his life. He puked in my mouth.

    It's my first time narcanning someone who needs it.

    We haven’t met before, but I’ve lurked on the site for a while now and have enjoyed your contributions to the NIS community especially in the field of bad ideas.
    I am glad to hear you’re still up to the same old antics though. I believe that whole situation is what the kids would call “a classic BradleyB moment”
    Tell wozny I said hello if you see him. That bitch ass nigga still owes me twenty dollars!
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "What is your profession, sir?"
    "Oh… I train monkeys."

    I have an uncle who also worked in the Chicago public school district
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I would actually go with a million monkeys on a million typewriters, but that kind of help is hard to get. Feeding them alone would be a nightmare.

    Do you have any idea the costs associated with obtaining and maintaining a million typewriters? Although I’m sure some of it could be mitigated by teaching the monkeys proper typewriter maintenance…
  10. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Get 100 monkeys and 100 typewriters and the rest should sort itself out eventually.
  11. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Hey Fluttershy

    Hello Mr Donald Trump
  12. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    I think it’s a great idea. Kafka you should stream on one of those websites where it’s all Russian chicks and I have to put my credit card information in their proprietary payment software to get 1000 of whatever bullshit currency they use to see you take off your pantaloons
  13. Fluttershy Short Bussy
    You were a lot more entertaining when you were narcanning strangers in the street and shitting in vents
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