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  1. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    White power!
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  2. Enigma African Astronaut
    Ya I agree
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  3. Enigma African Astronaut
    In the depths of darkness, behind iron bars,
    A man named Wariat dwells, surrounded by scars.
    For his twisted desires and sickening ways,
    He was sentenced to prison for a year and some days.

    It all started with a simple touch,
    A "neck rub" he said, but it was too much.
    For the child he approached, innocent and pure,
    Was forever scarred by what he endured.

    Wariat, a man with a void in his heart,
    Will never find love, his life torn apart.
    He watches dog pornography, his only escape,
    From the harsh reality of his twisted fate.

    He likes getting rimjobs, but it's not for pleasure,
    For his body betrays him, his soul filled with pressure.
    Unable to get an erection, a constant reminder,
    Of the disgrace he brought upon himself, a life of a failure child finder.

    Living off his mother, a loser in every way,
    Wariat's existence is a never-ending display,
    Of his depravity and darkness, a pedophile's shame,
    A stain on humanity, forever known by his name.

    So let us not forget the story of Wariat,
    A cautionary tale of a man filled with regret.
    Of the consequences of his actions, the lives he destroyed,
    A reminder of the evil that lurks in the void.
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  4. Welcome to the totse book club. We're going to try to read a book every month.

    Our first month's book is a romance novel called "Carving for Cara". It bills itself as being "For the girls who dream of being chased through a cornfield by a masked man, then fucked in the pumpkin patch when he catches you". It's a female authored book so get's 10/10 on the female empowerment score.

    Link:
    https://pomf2.lain.la/f/7qg2qz3.epub

    You will need an ebook reader to read, Calibre is the most popular open source one, Kindle also works, you can easily add epub files to your amazon account.
    https://calibre-ebook.com/
    https://www.amazon.com/sendtokindle/email
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  5. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Crispy Do you wana be my friend and go on a diet with me? Im walking 10k-15k steps a day and eating under 830 cals, we can lose weight together

    Sure, why not?

    I am losing my weight this time through my diet only. Back in 2019, I was also dieting (I started at 70 kg, I wanted to get rid of all the stomach fat I had) and I'd combine it with walking outside everyday for at least an hour, not sure how many steps that was but probably around the same range. I got down to 52 kg but I had to stop because I was frustrated that I still had some fat below my belly button (even though I already had a sixpack, which means I may have the genetics for eightpacks but I'll never find out because you gotta work out to get rid of the stubborn fat and I'm honestly too lazy for that).
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  6. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My goal weight for now is 70 kg but I will lower it to 65 kg. When I started my diet at 85 kg, my first goal weight was 75 kg. Then I reached it. So I moved it to 70 kg, which is where I'm trying to get now. However with 70 kg being near, I'm aiming for 65 kg next. And when I reach 65 kg, I might go for 60 kg. The reason for this is simple, when I go back to my regular eating habits, I'll obviously gain some weight again, but if I'm at 60 kg then hopefully it won't reach 70 kg. I am sure if I do it now, I'll just go back to 80 kg and that's not cool. Therefore I have to stick to my diet for a few weeks longer. Hopefully not that much longer because I low-key wanna stop dieting now. I think I'm gonna order sushi on Friday! And watch a Japanese movie.
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  7. Enigma African Astronaut
    Crispy has been announced as the next host on saturday
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  8. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Bump this thread in a year

    Thanks
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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Crispy The couch is bad to sleep on, I love finding Nemo. I’m like the piranha girl because I have braces too

    So you're 51 then

    #MeToo


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  10. Enigma African Astronaut
    When I was 15 I had a gun, a big ass bag of weed, a scale I stole from the science department at the high school, I had this little Mexican girl I loved with my whole heart, I worshipped Odin and I had long flowing hair. My hobbies included sodomy, drinking 211, reading books, smoking weed, listening to Lil Boosie and telling people about Hitler and why he was right.
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  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Belated happy birthday!
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  12. Legitimately thought this was gonna be a pic of ur dick stretched across ur wrist.
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  13. Enigma African Astronaut
    51!!!
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  14. Enigma African Astronaut
    he also wanted the video of him when he was naked showing children his horseyhat in private videos to be removed from YouTube, the photos of it removed from everyone's computer and definitely not have 5 or 6 different people using it as their profile picture on the website.

    He said "If you don't change your avatar I'm never talking to you again!!!"





    ever again!!!

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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    OP needs a good fred


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  16. Enigma African Astronaut
    Happy birthday crispy!!!
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  17. Enigma African Astronaut
    HE'S GONNA JUMP, YOU DID THIS TO US, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA BURY YOU
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  18. Enigma African Astronaut
    Remember the goal is to do this fast but don't cut yourself.

    4 white mushrooms sliced
    half a yellow onion sliced
    6 jalapenos slices
    2 garlic teeth minced

    In a separate bowl I like doing the instant rice which still takes 10 minutes in a microwave. I do 11.

    While that's microwaving add the above mentioned ingredients to a pan with a TUBE OF STEW GRADE BEEF (Cheapest)

    Cook for 8 minutes.



    Drain, now add the star of the show.



    Any sloppy Joe mix will do. Mix that all together. At this point I microwaved the 2 cups of mixed vegetables.



    so a cup of white rice, half the meat & sauce, then a cup of vegetables. I made 2 bowls like this

    Easy, costs like nothing, mildly healthy. Tasty.
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  19. Enigma African Astronaut
    I want sloppy joes but I don't have any bread or hamburger buns so I'm trying to think how I can diversify this.

    Could I Just do bowls of rice with the sloppy Joe mix on top? I think it'll be super fire if I put in some olives, onions, garlic, some mixed vegetables. I'm gonna stay away from cheeses and I don't want to do this with tortillas. I think pickles might be aight.

    so like a rice layer, onion/vegetable layer, sloppy Joe mix (I"m also using stew meat cuz I'm poor instead of hamburger), top with sliced olives, pickles.

    I could put some white mushrooms in there as well during the cooking process.

    Thoughts. I'm thinking about calling it Sloppy Bowl or Bowl of Sloppy.
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  20. Enigma African Astronaut
    it's a very crispy pic of a 7/11 beer coozie
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