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Posts by Lanny Lanny

  1. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Call me when the gymnastics event starts



    unfair advantage pre-op neo-vag dangling out of "her" leotard
  2. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I’ll make your life a living hell if you don’t STFU

    Well I never!

    aren't you so Hoity Toity
  3. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    shut the fuck up Scron.

    get on my level, Holmes
  4. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung J

    a
  5. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    This one is pretty
    #(I$#()$*#()$#*( Chartreuse
  6. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    fucking show off.
  7. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You should try doing things instead of just watching others do them.

    You talk too much. take a Xanax and come back when you calm down a bit
  8. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I just noticed something. its always been there and Unlike most people I just never paid attention at age 58. Let me preface this for a moment. I did notice my beard turning grey around 38 and fully grey by 48-50 to silver by 55. The top of my head turned silver about 2 years ago but holds a Just for Men hair dye for a good 6 weeks or more. the beard only a week.

    but My ball hairs are still dark reddish blond. not a single grey ball hair. not one. I never dyed my ball hairs.

    is this normal?
  9. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I bought my car in Jan 2020 before Covid kicked in.

    I only have 31k miles on a 4 1/2 year old car. its AWD too (Honda Crossover)

    Carfax wants to give me 19,800USD for it.
    But if I lease a car and put that money into the bank I have to pay 4000 down and 300 a month for a lease on a new car for 3 years. I was thinking of leasing a Cherry Red colored Honda Accord with push button start. their lease cars are all decked out too. large camera and panel display.

    it would put me closer to buying a fixer upper manufactured home out in the desert somewhere. but I decided just to keep it. Honda's are known to last 200k miles and like 20 years before any major work.
  10. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I bought some 6 months back. only have like 1000 miles on them right now because Im not using the car to do Doordash.


    car looks brand new. I should go get it washed and waxed at the local gas station that is 24/7 carwash. 14 bucks. but after 3 days the dust blows into our garage and just dirties it up again.
  11. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I wont be watching the Olympics.

    it's just Babylon at this point. in a way its based off of Greek God and Mythology and their ancient games but now it's clear they want to convert the world into their pagan shit belief.


    I'm not saying I would enjoy seeing a terrorist attack but I honestly expect one will happen now. it happened in 1972 in Germany.
  12. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I’ll fuck anybody and anything up. Idc.

    Reverse #METOO
  13. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Burp me mommy. Im gassy.

    I'll bend you over my knee and take a belt buckle to your ass, Faggot. and you'll love me for it.
  14. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala you can find something else to jerk off to

    I used to think you were playfully reciprocating out of the sarcastic vibe Im throwing back. I wouldn't hook up with you. not ever.

    even if you were single.

    this site is just not a place I take serious because of the fucked up history that it has become "The next iteration".

    I have come to like you guys in some weird way but Im not sexually harassing anyone with real intent. not even Kafka. it's all play. like I tell her to carry my half Celtic seed is seriously BS. Imagine me having to pay child support at my age and shitty income bracket on Social Security.

    now go comfort your man and stop wasting time with me
  15. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I didn't notice the larger scene that I posted.

    this is not acceptable. If they did this to the Prophet Mohammad, France would be on fire tonight and lots of shooting in the streets of France

    And Muslims still see Jesus as a holy figure though they don't put him over that of Muhammad. it should offend Muslims too

    but Christians can't go stircrazy or violent because we're supposed to "Turn the other cheek". We're not Door Mats

  16. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're a man, so she would happily kill you. How does that make you feel?

    Kafka killed my dick from her rejection and #METOO threats.

  17. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    like a starfish
  18. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow It's from a book I haven't read, apparently.

    are you paraphrasing me or just being snarky for the fuck of it
  19. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Public schools don’t give parents a choice if they want their kids to learn to read, or about biology, not sure why fucking is some sacred cow. Man up, your kid is bitch made if the very thought of a dick in the ass is traumatic to them

    YOU GOT DAMN COMMIE HEATHEN SON BISH.

    Fuck you. You're getting a bag of Coal for Christmas, Pal
  20. Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    what the fucking hell FLMAO not this shit again.







    Anyone remember that weird event where they were doing this Babylonian shit about 10-12 years ago? I don't remember if it was a weird half time or if it was a G20 or UN convention thing. but they had goat figures and evil weird shit in a parade


    this reminds me of that.
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