What are you thinking about....

1. 2024-06-21 at 6:12 PM UTC

   #29781
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ She would konk you right in the back of the head and drag you into a closet the moment you turned to grab your drink.

   
   She wouldn't, plus I don't drink, Speccy. I thought you knew this by now.
2. 2024-06-21 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #29782
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood not enough hair if you ask me. Let's see that asshole after a month of not shaving too

   
   O_o
3. 2024-06-21 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #29783
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've always had my women shave EVERYTHING except their head and eyebrows. If god had meant for attractive women to have unkempt hair on their bodies they'd have made them all Pakistanis and prevented the invention of hair removal tools and techniques.
   
   
   …Dizzz-gust-ting

   
   Every woman has body hair though.. your point is moot.
4. 2024-06-21 at 6:19 PM UTC

   #29784
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood not enough hair if you ask me. Let's see that asshole after a month of not shaving too

   
   I got laser hair removal on my ass, full bikini, full legs and underarms. I'll never get rid of my forearm hair, I like it for some reason and just bleach it. I bleach my stomach as well.
5. 2024-06-21 at 6:22 PM UTC

   #29785
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I got laser hair removal on my ass, full bikini, full legs and underarms. I'll never get rid of my forearm hair, I like it for some reason and just bleach it. I bleach my stomach as well.

   
   as well as your asshole?
6. 2024-06-21 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #29786
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny as well as your asshole?

   
   Why leave that area out? I like to feel clean.
7. 2024-06-21 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #29787
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Every woman has body hair though.. your point is moot.

   
   Myers as usual missing the plot
8. 2024-06-21 at 6:28 PM UTC

   #29788
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Bleaching people's assholes pays the big bucks.
9. 2024-06-21 at 6:30 PM UTC

   #29789
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Bleaching people's assholes pays the big bucks.

   
   Even Borat did it
10. 2024-06-21 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #29790
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Wondering if I should go back to my kimchi takeaway addiction. Fermented foods are good for you and I haven't had kimchi since before covid.
11. 2024-06-21 at 7:48 PM UTC

    #29791
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Thinking about my health and all the supplements I have but don't take. I'm gonna try putting them in those weekly pill boxes and see how I feel after a week of taking them all.
12. 2024-06-21 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #29792
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Just eat a healthy diet, no need for supplements, you're falling for the marketing princess.
13. 2024-06-21 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #29793
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Ig some good came of me not knowing how to grocery shop and eating kimchi five days a week. I'm gonna take it up again.
    
    
14. 2024-06-21 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #29794
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Of course the key is to figure out what is causing the inflammation...treating the problem won't necccessssarrrrillly fix the problem.
    
    And stop believing everything you read on the internet...except my posts of course.
15. 2024-06-21 at 7:57 PM UTC

    #29795
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Today the Tesco delivery driver asked me for I.D and was shocked at my age, said I was very lucky. I'm convinced it was all those years of eating takeaway that preserved my skin. I know I can trust cheeseburgers and kimchi.
16. 2024-06-21 at 8 PM UTC

    #29796
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk why I didn't think of it before, Koreans have nice skin.
17. 2024-06-21 at 8:01 PM UTC

    #29797
    

    jerryb African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just eat a healthy diet, no need for supplements, you're falling for the marketing princess.

    
    She spends a boatload on cosmetic crap because she's afraid of getting old and ugly. Then tells us all the crap she eats and drinks, vodka, energy drinks and fast food.
    
    Stop drinking alcohol and smoking because it will age your face fast.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Jiggaboo_Johnson, 
    • Kinks
18. 2024-06-21 at 8:12 PM UTC

    #29798
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I know since I stopped drinking alcohol 7yrs ago my skin has gotten as smooth as a baby's bottom...or my eyesight got worse, one of the two.
19. 2024-06-21 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #29799
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    you can drink alcohol and still look fine if your diet is healthy otherwise and you arent spending more time dehydrated than not
20. 2024-06-21 at 8:33 PM UTC

    #29800
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks you can drink alcohol and still look fine if your diet is healthy otherwise and you arent spending more time dehydrated than not

    
    Good to know for when I'm pouring over and drinking champagne off your naked body.