Posts by Lanny Lanny

1. 2024-06-30 at 2:50 AM UTC in Cutting down on sugary drinks and haribo
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   Dr Pepper (Sugar Free) is pretty much all I drink now. occasionally a Barqs rootbeer
2. 2024-06-30 at 2:48 AM UTC in Cutting down on sugary drinks and haribo
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   So did anyone explain wtf hairbo was?
3. 2024-06-30 at 2:48 AM UTC in Pumping my cum directly down Kafka's throat while my balls slap into her chin
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd bet only a dribble comes out.

   
   says the 90 year old fart who shoots dust from his cawk
4. 2024-06-30 at 2:46 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   I'm frightened. this weed sucks.
   
   except the giggly part. that's pretty fun.
5. 2024-06-30 at 2:36 AM UTC in SpaceX Starship SN9 High-Altitude Flight Test
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump [video]ht
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   well that ended well.
   
   
6. 2024-06-30 at 2:32 AM UTC in I just had the weirdest experience today
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
   I was coming out of the public restroom in the local strip mall and I hear "Fatima" and "Help..Fatima" but no one was around and I said "Do you need me to call for help" and there was a few seconds pause and she said "Do you see any women out there" and I said "no. Sorry" and she said, "Can you get me either some tp from the mens bathroom or even a wet paper towel.
   
   And I said Sure.. And there wasn't any way to pull the TP off the roller without smashing it. so I grabbed some paper towels and wet half of them
   
   And I said, Do you want me to just toss them in the sink, I'm not supposed to come in and she said Just bring them here. And I walked real close and she had her hand out the door and I handed them to her and I started to leave and she said "Well take a picture dude" and I said I'm Actually LEAVING. real loud already out the door.
   
   and I was checking out a books in the window of the store and she came by and said "OMG Thanks sweety, My friends are such pricks" and grabbed my ass while she gave me a peck kiss on the cheek and then lifted her skirt up and I saw the biggest set of balls hanging out from below the butt cheeks.
   
   GOT DAMN SCIENCE IS SO ADVANCE
7. 2024-06-29 at 11:33 PM UTC in FraLanny
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood https://niggasin.space/user/16049 + Ebagger

   
   Dum dum. that would be NigEba or EbaNig
8. 2024-06-29 at 10:34 PM UTC in FraLanny
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood NigGer

   
   Those aren't users
   Fuk off u racist person
9. 2024-06-29 at 10:31 PM UTC in 🤠🐮Cow~Land🐮🤠
   Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Instigator

   
   I used to drive my childhood buddy to 98th East Oakland kill zone for him 2 get his fix.. that's a craxkrock isn't it
10. 2024-06-29 at 10:28 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas I'll tell uber you tried to finger me

    
    I was trying to remove a peanut lodge in his Anus occifer.. I swar
11. 2024-06-29 at 10:26 PM UTC in FraLanny
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Really good pizza though
12. 2024-06-29 at 10:25 PM UTC in FraLanny
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Remember when couples used to combine first names of both people like a portmanteau
    
    BenLo etc..
    
    Combine 2 sets here
    
    DTEnigma
    
    Also Lanstwr.. they reopened Blondies but Koreans run that shit now
    
    
13. 2024-06-29 at 10:20 PM UTC in Subforums that this site needs.
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Do you mean like site news or a news forum with the second one?
    
    I added the other three, never been in DIY myself but I don't know how I missed OI, good catch.

    
    Doesn't matter what you ad..it's always a "Not an SG thread for moi"
14. 2024-06-29 at 6:41 PM UTC in Pumping my cum directly down Kafka's throat while my balls slap into her chin
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    4 Chins of July
15. 2024-06-29 at 6:35 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood realistically your mother should have had an abortion

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE No ur mother

    
    Children, Dont make me turn this fucking car around.
16. 2024-06-28 at 7:47 PM UTC in Adults who play video games are LOSERS
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MEGA MOLE If you play videogames you will always be a virgin.

    
    it's ok for them. their peeners shrink as they get older and not needing them for anything other than dribbling in the toilet
17. 2024-06-28 at 7:44 PM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    We have mourning doves that I like to mimics. I'm pretty good at it. Wowww Woot Wooo Wooot Wooo
18. 2024-06-28 at 7:42 PM UTC in what sounds do your birds outside make?
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Elbow also whatever the hell this is. i heard this a lot growing up.
    
    

    
    
19. 2024-06-28 at 7:39 PM UTC in I Aquired 2 Ninjas to come work for me
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas you can't say ninja that's our word

    
    Tell that to the company that sold them to me.
    
    One Dices and One Frys
20. 2024-06-28 at 7:38 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut