Posts by Enigma

1. 2024-06-08 at 6:12 PM UTC in Do you guys eat this shit?
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   charcuterie, I think I said Cutlery in the OP Lol that's what I meant!!!
2. 2024-06-08 at 5:32 PM UTC in Do you guys eat this shit?
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Saltine crackers, cheese slices, kimchi, liver with mustard, red onions, jalapenos.
   
   Kinda like a cutlery board I don't remember the actual term but a nice mixed. I could've added nuts but t I didn't feel like it.
   
   Thoughts?
   
   
   
   Nice rotation of flavors instead of my usual mixing everything into one homogeneous mixture
3. 2024-06-08 at 3:44 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   I posted this in the wrong candyland thread earlier
   
   Hey CandyRein this is Candyman just telling u I Hope ur having a good day and I miss u
4. 2024-06-08 at 2:19 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Hey CandyRein this is Candyman just telling u I Hope ur having a good day and I miss u
5. 2024-06-08 at 2:18 PM UTC in Dude I just got a follow request from this Polish chick
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   100 zoloty says she won't end up eating your ass no matter what you say to her, give her or do for her.
6. 2024-06-08 at 2:04 PM UTC in Great news for crisp fans in Europe
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   
7. 2024-06-08 at 2:04 PM UTC in Great news for crisp fans in Europe
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   You can literally get small spice jars of "smoky flavor" here in the land of the free
   
   
   
   DOn't forget who u called to beat Kaiser Wilheim & Hitler
8. 2024-06-08 at 1:54 PM UTC in Instigaytor likes going to soccer games.
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Folks the balls going around, the men touching each other in close proximity and the pure sweaty testosterone of a bunch of hooligans makes Instigaytor think back to when was a futballer himself.
   
   As for teams, he doens't have a favorite. His favorite part is being around hot sweaty men and their balls.
   
   Discuss.
9. 2024-06-08 at 1:53 PM UTC in Bradley
   

   Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
   Lotta people make it into their foreskin turtle neck thing but as all of you know I don't have that as a result of my foreskin being stolen by a local rabbi pro Bono back in 93 so I just use the cock/scrotum cave for this.
10. 2024-06-08 at 1:51 PM UTC in Bradley
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I actually keep it in that warm cave between my cock and my ballsack. Been fermenting it for years, every now and then I give someone a little taste. It's quite sour (SO I'VE BEEN TOLD).
11. 2024-06-08 at 1:50 PM UTC in Great news for crisp fans in Europe
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Donald Trump when u come to the US you can have all the tasty carcinogens u want I promise, we live free here.
12. 2024-06-08 at 1:48 PM UTC in Great news for crisp fans in Europe
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    arent they still trying to make it where you gotta be like 65 or older to smoke or some shit?
13. 2024-06-08 at 1:40 PM UTC in your thoughts on kink
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Still I Think the creepiest thing has to be when they say their age and when its under 16 you immediately smile and go "hehe I like that."
14. 2024-06-08 at 12:22 PM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    BradleyB is in the top 100 best posters on this website, just saying.
15. 2024-06-08 at 12:19 PM UTC in your thoughts on kink
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Kinkou taught me how to be a heterosexual beta male during a 3 hour highly charged phone call.
16. 2024-06-08 at 2:46 AM UTC in Sexual harassment from Bradley
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]

    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Because you are trying to talk to girls way too young for you and they get bad vibes from you I'm sure. They can probably sense what kind of shit you are thinking about. Go for 20's up and lower your standards and you could probably get one. An older dope head chick would definitely roll with you if you share your shit with them. I'm telling you man, your exact problem is that teen girls don't want to mess with a dude in his 40's. They know you're up to no good.

    
    He don't care bro. He's got porno brain
17. 2024-06-08 at 2:42 AM UTC in How do guys know when women want to be SA'd?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Dte I wanna stretch ur limits
18. 2024-06-08 at 12:39 AM UTC in Unable to enjoy music in sobriety.
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    So as many of you know I haven't had a drink in half a year. I never was big into the drugs, but I do them too. Anyway, I haven't done shit in six or seven months and I've noticed I no longer enjoy music.
    
    Before I loved to listen to patriotic music like the shit the militia listens to and gangster rap.
    
    Now that I am sober I don't enjoy them. Occasionally I get a jingle stuck in my head from a commercial or hearing it in passing but like I can't sit down and listen to a Gucci mane album from front to back. Even when I try to listen to some of my old favorites I find them extremely stale and unenjoyable.
    
    Have any of you noticed this?
19. 2024-06-08 at 12:34 AM UTC in remember the fake news of Donald Trump wrecking his limo and beating up his bodyguards?
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    ABCGE
20. 2024-06-08 at 12:24 AM UTC in I forgot to tell you guys
    

    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I like the recent femboy addition/memes to this website.