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Posts by Enigma

  1. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    LOL people think like this and it's crazy.

    If they find out you're doing something illegal they feel compelled to tell on you.

    Imagine you're driving down the road and you get pulled over and the guy in the passenger seat says "He has drugs in his backpack in the backseat." and when you're like what the fuck?

    Your 'friend' says "Dude I didn't want to go to jail if they found them and thought they were mine so I told them."

    That's wild!~!~!~!

    What's the other thing, oh yeah,

    "You have to tell on yourself or I'm gonna tell on you." LOL So they're not snitching on you, but you have to snitch on yourself or they're gonna snitch on you. What kinda goofy shit is that.

    I think both people should have everything bad in the world that could ever happen to someone happen to them.

    Cough blood when they breath deeply and have organ pain when they drink water, type shit.
  2. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Thread has a lot of gay energy.
  3. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I should!!! will u teach me ?
  4. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    also ur pic has a lot of rich people stuff like 4 different cheeses, fancy olives, etc I can't afford all that.
  5. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    charcuterie, I think I said Cutlery in the OP Lol that's what I meant!!!
  6. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Saltine crackers, cheese slices, kimchi, liver with mustard, red onions, jalapenos.

    Kinda like a cutlery board I don't remember the actual term but a nice mixed. I could've added nuts but t I didn't feel like it.

    Thoughts?



    Nice rotation of flavors instead of my usual mixing everything into one homogeneous mixture
  7. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I posted this in the wrong candyland thread earlier

    Hey CandyRein this is Candyman just telling u I Hope ur having a good day and I miss u
  8. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Hey CandyRein this is Candyman just telling u I Hope ur having a good day and I miss u
  9. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    100 zoloty says she won't end up eating your ass no matter what you say to her, give her or do for her.
  10. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
  11. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    You can literally get small spice jars of "smoky flavor" here in the land of the free



    DOn't forget who u called to beat Kaiser Wilheim & Hitler
  12. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Folks the balls going around, the men touching each other in close proximity and the pure sweaty testosterone of a bunch of hooligans makes Instigaytor think back to when was a futballer himself.

    As for teams, he doens't have a favorite. His favorite part is being around hot sweaty men and their balls.

    Discuss.
  13. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Lotta people make it into their foreskin turtle neck thing but as all of you know I don't have that as a result of my foreskin being stolen by a local rabbi pro Bono back in 93 so I just use the cock/scrotum cave for this.
  14. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    I actually keep it in that warm cave between my cock and my ballsack. Been fermenting it for years, every now and then I give someone a little taste. It's quite sour (SO I'VE BEEN TOLD).
  15. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Donald Trump when u come to the US you can have all the tasty carcinogens u want I promise, we live free here.
  16. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    arent they still trying to make it where you gotta be like 65 or older to smoke or some shit?
  17. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Still I Think the creepiest thing has to be when they say their age and when its under 16 you immediately smile and go "hehe I like that."
  18. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    BradleyB is in the top 100 best posters on this website, just saying.
  19. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Kinkou taught me how to be a heterosexual beta male during a 3 hour highly charged phone call.
  20. Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk Because you are trying to talk to girls way too young for you and they get bad vibes from you I'm sure. They can probably sense what kind of shit you are thinking about. Go for 20's up and lower your standards and you could probably get one. An older dope head chick would definitely roll with you if you share your shit with them. I'm telling you man, your exact problem is that teen girls don't want to mess with a dude in his 40's. They know you're up to no good.

    He don't care bro. He's got porno brain
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