Enigma
African Astronaut
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next time stop shaking the camera you're holding upside down that would help a lot
2024-06-28 at 12:58 PM UTC
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Albert Einstein = AlEin
Enigma
African Astronaut
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bruh this is so retarded I love it I can't wait to tell people I know this and I'm gonna tell him like it's a fact I discovered personally.
2024-06-28 at 1:47 AM UTC
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Biden⚡Trump Debate Tonight!
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Trump is performing really well, Biden is really high
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Will u find out when/ if I will find a romantic partner that loves me???
Thanks
2024-06-27 at 10:14 PM UTC
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Porn issues
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Bro just turn your camera on selfie mode, put it on the tablet and jack off while you stare at yourself, super easy, perfect for a lonely homosexual like you
Enigma
African Astronaut
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why not breed more rhinos?
I heard they're verrrry horny.
2024-06-27 at 7:26 PM UTC
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Cast iron skillets thaw meat
Enigma
African Astronaut
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bro it's just radiating heat out of it isn't it?
THe metal touching it pulls the cool out of it and then exposes more of the area to temperature as it tries to maintain the radiative similar temperature or some shit idk
2024-06-27 at 6:55 PM UTC
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German grammar is very odd
Enigma
African Astronaut
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the verb is in second place!!!
I probably heard that phrase maybe 1500 or so times in my life ove ran 5 year period. If I forgot every single thing about German I will always remember
Heil Hitler
The verb is in second place.
Enigma
African Astronaut
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ok those aren't minorities but I appreciate it
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Folks there are a lot of minorities. We use this term in the western sense (more polite version of Non White, which I just found out like a month or two ago is a racist term, I didn't know that) where minorities are people that aren't Caucasian.
So in this thread I would like to dsiscuss your favorite minority and why.
I have 2
Northern Hispanics (Mexicans and Cubans) They are real people and have been really good to me my whole life. They love me and their food is good. I like the music kind of but I really like the food and brown butts. I like how they give a shit about the people in their life and make strong families and friendships. They are good to have in your community and are typically hard workers.
Japanese People- Never met them in the wild. My eye doctor is a genius, Japanese, about 140 years old. Love the food, love the unique cultures, love how isolationist/closed off they are, think that Japanese women are beautiful. I like their art, style of writing, architecture, food, history, and religious/cultural beliefs. They're an extremely unique people but I haven't actually met any other than my doctor so they could be total niggers IRL.
Honorable mention:
Arabic, not the Pakistanis but like the niggers in the desert who pray 5 times a day and every other word is allahu, and are extremely devout religiously. They also don't smell like shit, I like how crazy all of their culture is about religion and how few of them are grossly overweight. I also think scimitars, tea, sitting on blankets/rugs, praising God constantly, trading in camel caravans through the desert, and hummus.
And it couldn't be one of my threads without talking shit at some point:
jedis- Wir muessen die Juden zerstophen was an idea I wish would've better been accomplished by Adolf Hitler's empire. I wish to see one day a world without them, the same way a man dying from a tapeworm yearns for the day his body clenses itself of the parasite. The way a tenant in a slum trying hard to succeed dreams of a day they can live somewhere that isn't covered with cockroaches. One day every jedi man woman and child will be dragged out into the street and executed, their bodies will be stacked, the world will see every one of them eliminated and we will know a new age of benevolence the moment we eliminate every one of them.
Honorable Mention:
Oh black people (American blacks) are aight too. I kinda like black girls, black people food, rap music, their style of dancing and the contribution they have made to the American cultural mosaic.
Enigma
African Astronaut
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Hey everyone, local community critic EnigmaE reporting in for our weekly debrief on the current state of affairs.
Best- Scron/The man who put it in my hood. Really stepped up the plate this week. While this is not his first BEST POSTER OF THE WEEK AWARD, it was done this time without sheer emojis or entirely based on spam. He's been saying highly critical things and making thought provoking discussions happen. Great job.
Worst-
DTE, Consistently not making sense, not being friendly, and worst of all not being funny. She also took to texting me insults earlier this week which kinda did hurt my feelings.
Stay tuned next week to see who the best and worst posters are.
2024-06-27 at 2:38 PM UTC
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I want a tattoo
Enigma
African Astronaut
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I got some religious tattoos and ppl be like get more but I don't really want to.
