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2024-12-15 at 4:17 AM UTC in What are you getting people for Christmas?Help me think of what I should get my assistant
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2024-12-15 at 4:08 AM UTC in What are you getting people for Christmas?
Originally posted by Crispy Im getting my dad sum lottery tickets and clothes, my mom a mug, my stepsister a mug, my stepbrother some socks. My cats get treats and toys
What are you getting your internet dad
Originally posted by NARCassist Jesusfuckinchrist how old are you?
We been using Pound coins since the mid 80s lol
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2024-12-15 at 4:07 AM UTC in on christmas dayO u one of them musical niggers. I heard about yall
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2024-12-15 at 3:58 AM UTC in Do you like my new hat?
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2024-12-15 at 3:58 AM UTC in Do you like my new hat?
Originally posted by Fluttershy bro if you wanted a cool santa hat for your profile picture you couldve just asked nicely, but nooooo, nobody can be nice on the internet these days. its okay though i get it, "heckle" is in your name afterall. welcome to our forum and heres that picture for yoU!
I like how the fin went entirely into the hat -
2024-12-15 at 3:55 AM UTC in Trying harder to be a good person.
Originally posted by Hecklefish Alright, you dumb piece of shit, I'm only gonna give you advice 'cause I know I'm not your father. First off, if you wanna stop scraping the bottom of the barrel with your personality, you gotta start with some serious self-reflection. You've got the charm of a fucking porcupine, so you better figure out why people are running away from you faster than a cheetah on crack. Here are some steps you can take to not be such a colossal asshole:
1. Listen to what the fuck people are saying. Put down your phone, close your mouth, and actually pay attention to their stories and feelings. Maybe, just maybe, you'll learn something.
2. Empathy, you unfeeling sack of meat. Try to put yourself in other people's shoes, even if you have to use a magnifying glass to find their fucking shoe size.
3. Watch that foul mouth of yours. Sometimes a kind word goes a long way, and by "sometimes," I mean "always."
4. Stop being so goddamn judgmental. You ain't the center of the universe, and everyone's got their own shit to deal with.
5. Learn to say "sorry" and mean it. And don't just say it to get out of a tight spot; actually give a shit when you mess up.
6. Do some good deeds for fuck's sake. Help an old lady cross the street, give a homeless guy some change, or just hold the door open. It's not rocket science.
7. Smile more, you miserable prick. It's like telling your face, "Hey, let's pretend we're happy for a second." Maybe it'll stick.
8. Stop being so defensive. If someone gives you feedback, don't bite their head off like a rabid chihuahua. Consider it and grow from it.
9. Practice patience. If someone's slower than a snail on a leisurely stroll, don't honk your horn or roll your eyes. Take a deep breath and remember you're not in a race.
10. Surround yourself with people who don't tolerate your shit. They'll call you out when you're acting like a dick, and that's what you need.
And remember, if you slip up and show your true colors, just keep working on it. Change is a bitch, but it's better than being the asshole everyone dreads talking to. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got more important things to do than hold your hand through this. Fuck off and get to work on yourself
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2024-12-15 at 3:11 AM UTC in I have been gumming up people's shoes for over 20 yearsWhen I was 11 to 14 i used to ejaculate in the bathroom in public places and then wipe the cum on door handles, faucets, railings, etc
I always wondered what people thought when they'd touch a door knob feel that cold goo and realize they've got seven on their hands at the library or Walmart or whatever -
2024-12-15 at 3:06 AM UTC in Suing Lanny because of what happenedI'm still 49% owner of the site
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2024-12-15 at 3:06 AM UTC in Booger (Bradley) McNuggetMy girlfriend got so wet when I read this to her.
I make her so wet she calls me bradley -
2024-12-14 at 11:10 PM UTC in A HAPPENING. TRACER ROUNDS NJ @UAP/Iran Drone
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2024-12-14 at 11:07 PM UTC in Hunter Biden smokes crack while driving his Porche to Las Vegas
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2024-12-14 at 11:05 PM UTC in Where do you like your fries from?
Originally posted by Landy Pamm Nation's Burgers are the best Hamburgers. I dont know why In and Out is so popular. Nations is the best fucking thing on earth. and they have awesome crunchy fries and the best variety of Shakes. and here is the kicker, they make breakfasts too. real breakfast and to top that off, for the evening they have full pies or sliced. and every kind you can imagine. Pumpkin, Pecan, Lemon Marang, Boston Chocolate Cream pie, Key lime, etc etc
When it comes to fast food I know you speak from an authority stemming from a lifetime of experience -
2024-12-14 at 11:04 PM UTC in I have been gumming up people's shoes for over 20 years
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2024-12-14 at 11:03 PM UTC in I have been gumming up people's shoes for over 20 years
Originally posted by Landy Pamm the trick is to do it in the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper under that. stick it with a shitload of other toilet paper pieces laying around it and place the gum on tp under a sink so the guy washing his hands walks out the door with it trailing behind him. at a night club is the easiest and funniest because they're usually drunk and the lights are dim or flashing. everyone pointing and laughing
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2024-12-14 at 11:03 PM UTC in I have been gumming up people's shoes for over 20 years
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2024-12-14 at 10:55 PM UTC in What are you getting people for Christmas?Thanks. You could also consider mailing me a British pound note
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2024-12-14 at 10:53 PM UTC in SWIM stole a California King mattress😼
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2024-12-14 at 10:52 PM UTC in New Years Resolution
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2024-12-14 at 9:24 PM UTC in You'd really rather eat thatMuch like your mother
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2024-12-14 at 9:24 PM UTC in You'd really rather eat that
