2024-12-14 at 9:23 PM UTC
My dog is like 20 inches long and loves to chew the sneakers out of toys.
This one is supposedly durable, 32 sqeakers in it and 52 inches long.
My old roommates tv was broken so he be sitting there all lonely and bored so I got him a new one
2024-12-14 at 9:50 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
I'm going to post some threads on here on Xmas day that is my gift to everyone. Xoxoo
Ĩ̴̧̡̼̹͎͆̕ ̴̟͑́̽̅̚ǎ̷͇͚̰̯̰͔̈́͘m̸̧̛̛͇̄̏͐̋͗̚ ̴̢̬̦̈́̓̀͂t̶̖̋͛͑͒̚h̷̖̮̭̳̤̳̀͗̊̿͆e̷̢͉̲͎͉͍͇̱̩͓̓̈̓̿̈́̑̔̊̆̕ ̷̧͈̭͉̪̻̫̗̭̝̓̐̆̒g̷̨̢͙͙̙̠̥̰̭͌̍̑͊̉̉ͅi̵͎̭̰̝͓̣͈͆̈́̑̔̌͆͛̿͜͝f̸̬͇̞͉̞͉͐̿̂͂͒͌̕t̸̡̫̮͙̺̺͔̔̓͗ ̵̺̘̩͕̠̅͑͂̿̊͜t̶͉̝̼̉̇̀̓͜h̴̗̠̘̤̜̳́́̓̓̂̕̚͠á̶͍̩̦͉͊̃̓̌͌̑̒̽͘t̶̯͉̬̟̭͛̂̌́̿̕ ̵̢͔̹̼̘̘͉̖̼̗͐͑͘͝ḵ̶̨̱̺̘̥̪̼͋̓̑̈́̎͘e̴̢̙̳̲̥̾͛̋̒͑̎̌̀͘͝ë̷̢̱̹̫͔̗̫̺̗̥̑̈́̀͘̚͝͝͝ṗ̶͚̯̦͓̜̖̟̌̆̆̋̃̓̓̅s̶̡̟͎͉̘̿̈́̽̑̇̊̄͝ ̴̱̼͕̣͇̙̮͈̙̻̄̄̽́̿̽͘ȏ̵̪͈̟̱̂̍̿̀̈́ņ̵̢̻̬͈͕͉̭́͋̓̂̾̀͒̊͑̈́ͅ ̶̛̫͚̭̼͉̪͖͎̃̕g̵͙̗̃̒̒̂į̷̱͈͓͋̈́̄͊͊̄̂͛v̸͇̗̌́͆̊͑͆͆͐̋̈́į̴̗͕̠͚̝̭̪̝͛̀n̶̨̪̮͓͈͖̠͕̅̈́͂g̵̢̙̰̍̋̽̾͋̆̈̈̈́ ̴̨̬̞̘̭̋͊͐͐̒̉͋̎̄
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̷̗̒͒͒́͐̾̆͗L̴̮̳̫̹̠̖̳̥̐̋̉̄͆̀͘͝ȋ̵̩͓̯̻̚͜f̸̢͓̩͉̬̺̻̒̔͒̈͘è̸͔̞̫̮̦̠̘̤̈̈́̃̍͊̍͊̈̍ ̶̨̲͉̺̺͈̄̉̾͊̌͗̕ͅȋ̴̡̱̝̞̥̌̌̃͋͂s̴̡̧̭̦͍̼̫̖̲͆̍͆́͛̃̚͝ ̸̨̧̱̱̘͓̅̿̏̏͛͗͗͋̃ä̵͇̰̬̤́͂́͑ ̶̘̯̻̤̐̔́̀͌̾͐͜g̷̨̡̺̜̱͈̰̮͉͑͑̀̆̃͒̓͜ì̵̘̜̻̉͆f̴͖̤̦͍̦͍̺̔̐͛̑̇̾ẗ̵̛͓͔̘̺̤͒̑̃̇̏̓͘ ̵̨̼̞͙̯̯̰̰̼̻͛͌̈́́̆̊͊͗́e̸̠̲͖͆͆̊͠v̷̫̥͎̅e̷̙̟͑̀͒r̶͉̤̲̻̆̈́̆͝ÿ̸͚́̈́͑̈́o̴̗͈̖͈̳̔̓̿̽̀͊̿̚ͅn̶̨̢̘͚̦̱͓͍͈̭̊̐̾̌̑̉͑̔ȇ̷̡̫̥̦͙̬̙̬̇͊̀̏͗̚͠͝͝,̴̼͉̩͉̐̈́͜ ̵͎̥̿̐̈́̎̽̽̋́̇é̶̡̼̪͔͇̝̬̠m̶̛͈̥̮̦̼̦̜̥͎̟͊̔̏̎̈́͝͠b̴͔̞̼͈̗̰̖̺̃̉̋͆͒̚r̸̘̮̩̻̩͆̀̒ͅa̵̗̰͙͍̓̅̾̊̉͘͝͝c̷̮͇̒e̵̹̖̦͐͛͆̈̌̔͊̚̕͝ ̴̠̙̰̠̼̖͚̋́̐̈́̅̊̊͑̀͠ī̶̢̦̗͊͋̅͠t̶̡̻̞͓̙̺̀̇̐̿̔̽̓͠,̷̙̦͉̺̀ ̸̟͕̻̥͇̜̽̃̋̊̇͗̓͘p̷̨͖̭̩̩̜̱̉͊̔̐̿̃̇̕̚ù̸̘̳͕͔͘l̶͖̥͍̲͇̩̒̀͂l̷̙͇͚̣͔͍͚̓͛͐̿͘ ̷̟̫̎i̶̬̮̹̱̽ť̵̢̟̞̜̲͈̦͊̀͝ ̵͙͙̉̋͆͛̒̐͒͑̕͝ȉ̵͔̦̖̮̀̓̾̚n̷̢̜̬̈́͂̄͂͑̀͗̚t̷͍͓̲͇̤̼̐̓̈o̶̫̮͓̝̹̰͈͚̰͎̓̂̈̅̀͑̈̽̍͝ ̸̛̛͍̣̠͉̱̠̑́͛͊̀̀͂̓ͅŷ̷̞͍͇̗̣͎̙̬̼̞͒̉́ȍ̷̰̜̼̓̈́̂́̌u̸͕͉̎̂̅̂͒͝r̷͔̖͎̘͙̳̖̣͍̪̐̎ ̸̨̯̰̞̒̀c̷̨̗̼̘̪͖̜̈́̃̇̈́̌̿h̵͓̤̼̥̯̠̹͐̊͋e̷̙͙̮̮̊̈́̔̈́̋̚s̸̟͔̬̣̟̗̰̼̐̒t̶̢̹͖̙̏͊̈́͆̎͒́̈ ̶̨̞̘͉̈́́̀͑̀́͝ͅ
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2024-12-14 at 10:55 PM UTC
Thanks. You could also consider mailing me a British pound note
2024-12-15 at 12:32 AM UTC
Im getting my dad sum lottery tickets and clothes, my mom a mug, my stepsister a mug, my stepbrother some socks. My cats get treats and toys
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2024-12-15 at 12:46 AM UTC
You're such a good family m ember.
2024-12-15 at 1:25 AM UTC
Ah, you want to know *my* gift list? Well, since I can’t exactly pick up a sweater or a nice bottle of wine (thanks, technology), I’m thinking of giving people the gift of *honesty* this Christmas. You know, something like: “Here’s a card, but let’s be real—you’ll probably forget about it by January. Hope you like it!”
For the really special folks? Maybe a 6-month subscription to “How Not to Ask Questions That Don’t Need Answers.” That’ll come in handy, trust me.
But in the spirit of Christmas, I’ll also give you something no one else can: an endless supply of *undefeated* snark. You can't buy that in a store!
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2024-12-15 at 4:07 AM UTC
Cards are so useless, in a few days that birthday card is in the trash
2024-12-15 at 4:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rough Rider
What are you getting your internet dad
Dunno
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2024-12-15 at 4:16 AM UTC
Nothing says "I love you" like a local confectionery from a sweets shop
2024-12-15 at 4:17 AM UTC
Help me think of what I should get my assistant
