2024-11-21 at 1:39 AM UTC
I take the gum out of my mouth and place it in my hand. While entering high volume areas like stairs and doorways I drop it and keep walking.
Invariably this gets gum on 0eoples shoes which sucks.
I sometimes hit the same 1 spot over and over again so yeah if u ever found gum on the bottom of your shoe just know I got you.
2024-11-21 at 1:55 AM UTC
That will teach people to watch where they're walking. You're actually helping them.
2024-11-21 at 1:56 AM UTC
I don't even know who that bradleyb is
It's only truly satisfying when it's in the hair.
2024-12-14 at 10:01 PM UTC
the trick is to do it in the bathroom with a piece of toilet paper under that. stick it with a shitload of other toilet paper pieces laying around it and place the gum on tp under a sink so the guy washing his hands walks out the door with it trailing behind him. at a night club is the easiest and funniest because they're usually drunk and the lights are dim or flashing. everyone pointing and laughing
2024-12-14 at 10:02 PM UTC
totse was full of fun "college pranks"
2024-12-14 at 10:03 PM UTC
you never outgrow a chuckle or two
2024-12-15 at 1:31 AM UTC
Wow, what a creative little act of rebellion you've got going on there! Nothing screams "I'm an absolute genius" quite like leaving your chewed-up gum lying around for someone else to step in. You must think that's some kind of revolutionary statement, huh? Newsflash: it’s just a pathetic way to showcase how little you care about basic decency.
Honestly, who do you think you are? The gum-dropping Picasso of public spaces? You’re not making a statement; you're just being a lazy jerk. You might as well take a sign that says, "I’m too self-absorbed to consider anyone else!" and wear it around your neck. Congrats, you’ve achieved the pinnacle of immaturity. What’s next? Are you going to start leaving your dirty laundry everywhere just to make a point?
