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2016-07-15 at 4:22 AM UTC in Wal-Mart is laying off LP (Lifters heaven)
Worked at a dept store in a majorly white city. This was largely true for the LP. LP staff were cool people too. One chick was going to be a cop and made hints that if I had the means I could buy her out during a hypothetical conversation about drugs and shit. Other guy talked about guns with me on the floor all the time when it was slow. LP are interesting characters and I am sure if you struck a deal with one outside of the stores could really make off with a lot of merch.
We both know none of that really happened. -
2016-07-15 at 4:09 AM UTC in Whats the grossest thing you touched with your bare hand(s)The pregnancy test of my future wife. It was still wet with her piss when she threw it at me.
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2016-07-15 at 4:03 AM UTC in 9 canterpillars smoking marihuana (video)You're still doing this? Isn't it getting old yet?
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2016-07-13 at 5 AM UTC in That would be funny if some Top A list celebrity committed suicide.[QUOTE='Ed rush;n116403]Tom Cruise please.[/QUOTE]
Why? He's still hot. -
2016-07-13 at 4:53 AM UTC in The newest way to cruise the park for gay sex / fat nerdy desperate lesbos
Not only are you late, but you also /threaded your own post
You should be ashamed of yourself
Shut up, Goober. -
2016-07-13 at 4:50 AM UTC in I know I'm not the only faggot here playing Pokémon goI play this all the time while hitch hiking. I love it.
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2016-07-13 at 4:48 AM UTC in Love me forever
What's the deal with the fake §m£ÂgØL? Is he supposed to be funny? Edgy? I don't get it.
He's trying to be edgelord by taking my name. I don't get it either but it's getting on my nerves. -
2016-07-13 at 1:57 AM UTC in Love me foreverI have always loved you Bill Krozby. Ever since I met you on Zoklet, i've always felt so close to you but I... I didn't know how to tell you how I felt. I want to lay with you on the beach and be in your arms forever. Please fuck me in the women's bathroom at Target.
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2016-07-13 at 1:44 AM UTC in seekrat ressipes
All the food I ever tasted (can't say I ate any, ever) from my grandmother on my mother's side tasted like soap and chemicals. Always thought it was because she didn't know how to rinse dishes after washing but maybe it was bleach and pool cleaner all this time. I wouldn't be surprised. My dad also did shit like that when he cooked sometimes about leaving the room. It depended what it was he was cooking, but when he did make an effort to cook it was always pretty kickass most the time.
Omg I know what you mean. Sometimes my dad's pancake batter had this weird bleachy flowery smell and he smirked as he watched me eat the pancakes. I think he was trying to kill me. -
2016-07-13 at 1:38 AM UTC in RisiR commited suicideHe died from a heart attack because I must've reverse cowboy'd him too hard.
I'm sorry RisiR.
RIP in peace my love. -
2016-07-13 at 1:29 AM UTC in If I got sent to a bad prison, i'd go up to the biggest/toughest guy there and...Remember to put your tongue over your bottom teeth and curl your upper lip over your top teeth. It took me a while but I finally got the hang of it.
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2016-07-13 at 1:25 AM UTC in Has anyone here ever here been raped or raped someone?I was raped by Meta's finger. I just walked up to the guy while he was repairing his motorcycled and said "hey man hows it going?" Next thing I knew his hand was up the legs of my shorts and I felt the 'poke'. He pulled it out, wiped it on his jeans and said "eh it's goin' pretty good". I mean, I would have let him do that if he bought me dinner first, but he just did it anyway and I felt so fucking violated I just hitched a ride back home and spent the day crying in my bed. I became traumatized. My butt cheeks tighten every time a Harley passes by me.
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2016-07-12 at 3:27 AM UTC in How long did it take you to figure out you could jack off without lube?The first time I came was during this one slumber party with 3 other boys. We were joking around at first and tugging on our dicks under the sleeping bag but I kept feeling this tingling sensation and kept going.
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2016-07-12 at 3:22 AM UTC in seekrat ressipes
My dad before he died, made this kick ass egg fooyoung that was better than the Chinese resturant and I believe he used sesame oil, and oyster sauce. Oyster sauce might not be good for stir fry (idk, I can burn water- but in my tastings of other people's attempts to recreate Chinese cuisine) but I think it's in a lot of asian dishes.also, if you can't find fresh bean sprouts (sure, you can DIY it but Fuck that noise) in the grocery store, asparagus seems to be a pretty decent substitute, if not better- that's what my dad used for his egg fooyoung.
My dad wasn't that good a cook but he sometimes made me omelets but he asked me to leave the room before adding the secret ingredient. It was weird. -
2016-07-11 at 11:57 PM UTC in Lets start a band (Bill Krozby, mash, anyone else)
^mark never played an instrument.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13f5V9H3LWc
He always played with my instrument every time I came over. His hands were so gentle. -
2016-07-11 at 11:36 PM UTC in Remains of horned nephilim / juno probe reaches jupiterBill Krozby, sometimes I fantasize about hitch hiking to Texas so I can watch the stars with you on a the hood of your car. Then all of a sudden Nibiru appears and we realize that it will be our last moment together. I take my glasses off and lean in to give you a soft kiss.
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2016-07-11 at 11:32 PM UTC in hi I'm new here
Hello, just introducing myself. I was a former user (long time lurker rather) of totse and also zoklet for some time. I just found these forums today. You'll probably see me around and i'll try to make some useful contributions. I can probably mainly be found in bad ideas and technophiles and technophiliacs. Hopefully I will see some old faces around here :)
Hi cutie. 💋 -
2016-07-08 at 5:49 AM UTC in you're more likely to die by taking a selfie than dying by a shark attackIf I have to die, I want it to be with you in my arms, Bill Krozby. I love you <3
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2016-07-08 at 5:43 AM UTC in There are innocent people I have severely hurt and damaged in my life.Enter is such a bad boy with a dark past and it's making me so HOT just thinking about him. I bet he wears a leather jacket and jeans. I wanna rip his clothes off and show him how spicy us Mexican boys are. I'll make his dick soooo wet with my tongue mmmm.
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2016-07-08 at 5:36 AM UTC in Jared the subway guy
When a classmate gasped in disbelief about that…. I almost laughed in his face, but held it together, and said, thats horrible, send me the link!
I want to kiss your face while I hold us together.
Oh my... did I say that out loud?
Tee hee hee.