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Wal-Mart is laying off LP (Lifters heaven)

  1. #1
    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Now I don't condone or participate in shop lifting but I figured some of you degenerates would be interested in this.


    http://www.tagremovers.com/trade-leak-wal-mart-in-midst-of-massive-loss-prevention-lay-off/
  2. #2
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I still have about 20 containers of baby formula I ganked from them a year and half ago, if anyone is in need.
  3. #3
    I actively condemn shoplifting from wal mart and organize rallies outside to protest against people unfairly taking merchandise from their stores
  4. #4
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I still have about 20 containers of baby formula I ganked from them a year and half ago, if anyone is in need.

    I imagine you could live off that for a while in a pinch
  5. #5
    Fuck Wal Mart I'm in! Howdy Blah baby!
  6. #6
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    I read somewhere that they are hiring LP.
  7. #7
    I bet the LP employees get really bored in the white neighborhood Wal-Marts.
  8. #8
    I bet the LP employees get really bored in the white neighborhood Wal-Marts.

    lots of rich white girls looking for a thrill
  9. #9
    lots of rich white girls looking for a thrill

    Worked at a dept store in a majorly white city. This was largely true for the LP. LP staff were cool people too. One chick was going to be a cop and made hints that if I had the means I could buy her out during a hypothetical conversation about drugs and shit. Other guy talked about guns with me on the floor all the time when it was slow. LP are interesting characters and I am sure if you struck a deal with one outside of the stores could really make off with a lot of merch.
  10. #10
    GoIIum Houston
    Worked at a dept store in a majorly white city. This was largely true for the LP. LP staff were cool people too. One chick was going to be a cop and made hints that if I had the means I could buy her out during a hypothetical conversation about drugs and shit. Other guy talked about guns with me on the floor all the time when it was slow. LP are interesting characters and I am sure if you struck a deal with one outside of the stores could really make off with a lot of merch.

    We both know none of that really happened.
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