Posts by Charles Ex Machina

1. 2024-12-13 at 3:53 AM UTC in THE FURNITURE FILES
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who told you that?
   
   
   In a normal world cheap furniture that does the job has very little, if anything…to do with where a fellow likes to put his penis. Once again your homosexual mindset is revealed.

   
   they do their jobs in the queerest design and color imaginable.
   
   
   

   ETA:
   
   Here's my coffee cup girlfriend.
   
   

   
   holding it with your pinky out no doubt.
2. 2024-12-13 at 3:50 AM UTC in Annual "Users We Don't Need Next Year" Thread 2025 Edition
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Totse2k1
   
   
   
   

   
   man he doesnt age well
3. 2024-12-12 at 9:01 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina no even close.
   
   syria is the new iraq as they enter a brave new warlords era.
   
   multi cornered combat will be a permanent feature of this newly liberated "democracy".

   
   World of Warlords sounds like a pretty catchy name for a variety of games be it an first person shooter or MMORPG and everything in between.
4. 2024-12-12 at 8:57 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Fluttershy translated into english as "boy play"

   
   no, its actually "toy bois".
   
   its feels emmmmm, so good to play with them.
5. 2024-12-12 at 8:51 AM UTC in S Korea announces martial law
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm another trigger for WWIII

   
   it takes two belligerent manly countries to war.
   
   without the US, feminine korea would just curl up and cry if the manly korea invades.
6. 2024-12-12 at 8:47 AM UTC in How important is physical attraction to you?
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Instigator What

   
   u herd what ah sed
7. 2024-12-12 at 8:45 AM UTC in THE FURNITURE FILES
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm going to be getting some (4 or 5) Billy book shelves from Ikea next month when I move to KC…if only for the name of them.
   
   https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/billy-bookcase-black-oak-effect-40477340/#content
   
   Cheap and cheerful, just like me.

   
   ikea furnitures are meant for queer men who picked them while sipping tiny cup of coffee or wine with their pinkies out and their legs crossed.
   
   penis-crushing kind of leg crossing.
8. 2024-12-12 at 3:28 AM UTC in THE FURNITURE FILES
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by shitty titty I left it at Lanny’s house

   
   the kind of modern art that johnny depp got on his mattress.
9. 2024-12-12 at 3:24 AM UTC in 28 years later trailer just dropped
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So as I said,
   
   Gay

   
   everythjng appears gay thru gay glasses
10. 2024-12-12 at 2:35 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fluttershy You know most Muslims believe in abstinence until marriage right Brad?

    
    unless your into bacha bazis/
11. 2024-12-12 at 2:34 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Why would anyone have such a vendetta against treasure hunters?

    
    to give them the surprise of a lifetime theyve asked for and so richly deserved.
12. 2024-12-11 at 3:43 PM UTC in Black Friday is now
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Gay

    
    boys arent men so its not gay.
    
    its exactly why bacha bazis arent haram.
13. 2024-12-11 at 2:55 PM UTC in The board has died
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    cock smoker
14. 2024-12-11 at 2:48 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Syria is a new Ukraine, a staging ground and recruitment centre for war.

    
    no even close.
    
    syria is the new iraq as they enter a brave new warlords era.
    
    multi cornered combat will be a permanent feature of this newly liberated "democracy".
15. 2024-12-11 at 2:41 PM UTC in Lebanon Paused, Syria Restarted - WHAT MEANS!!!
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊)
    
    https://united24media.com/latest-news/assads-family-owns-20-apartments-worth-40-million-in-moscow-says-ft-4333
    How did I know this?

    
    anti semitism ?
16. 2024-12-11 at 2:40 PM UTC in Lebanon Paused, Syria Restarted - WHAT MEANS!!!
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Syria no longer has an air force or navy.

    
    
    
    first of all, theres no longer such a thing as "syria".
    
    and secondly and turdly, airforces and navies these days come in the form of drones. for all offensive intents and purposes real planes and ships are nothjng but liabilities.
17. 2024-12-11 at 2:30 PM UTC in Invest in XRP now (ripple)
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/xrp/

    
    imagine these crypto "currencies" dedollarize.
    
    i wonder if you can.
18. 2024-12-11 at 2:26 PM UTC in S Korea announces martial law
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ner vegas lol he tried to kill himself ic custody, they say 'in the bathroom'
    
    maybe he tried to drown in the sink, or tried to wank himself to death

    
    
19. 2024-12-11 at 2:25 PM UTC in S Korea announces martial law
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    lol what a pussy country.
    
    the president commited very high treason and the parliament choose not to impeach him.
    
    theres no redeeming quality for pussy korea and the masculine korea up north should just invade it already.
20. 2024-12-11 at 2:18 PM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm invest your money in those unpaid lockers they have auctions for, Fona.
    
    who knows what the fuck is in them bags and boxes

    
    i wonder why so far no one have booby trapped their locker with huge amount of very high explosives just to blow up these treasure hunters.