Posts by Charles Ex Machina

1. 2024-12-13 at 4:09 AM UTC in Suing Lanny because of what happened
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He just attacks anyone and anything. That's his gimmick.

   
   thats his mo for soliciting attenshuns
2. 2024-12-13 at 4:07 AM UTC in How important is physical attraction to you?
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby's Ghost You know my government spent years debating if you were 2/5ths or 4/5ths of a real person?
   
   Really makes you think, well probably not you.

   
   settling on 3/5th soumds like a smart compromise.
3. 2024-12-13 at 4:04 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The REAL men (aka me) are not scared by the thought of shitting in someone's mouth.

   
   you sure like to moon your arse and brown hole to other men upclose and personel.
4. 2024-12-13 at 4:02 AM UTC in $10,000 reward for assassin of health insurance giant CEO
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Brian_Thompson#Evidence_collected_at_the_scene
   
   Apparently the writing was actually on the bullets which were in the gun to be fired. From what I had read I assumed the writing was on three unfired bullets the killer left behind as a calling card.

   
   non-sequeerteur
   
   the idea of a non-revolver that doesnt eject spent casings is retarded and can onky be conjeured(?) in the childish minds of british gun "experts".
5. 2024-12-13 at 3:57 AM UTC in Annual "Users We Don't Need Next Year" Thread 2025 Edition
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
   its just his gene
6. 2024-12-13 at 3:55 AM UTC in how to get my first black girlfriend
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
   find black "woman" that will force peepuh to eat her pussy at gunpoint.
7. 2024-12-13 at 3:53 AM UTC in THE FURNITURE FILES
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who told you that?
   
   
   In a normal world cheap furniture that does the job has very little, if anything…to do with where a fellow likes to put his penis. Once again your homosexual mindset is revealed.

   
   they do their jobs in the queerest design and color imaginable.
   
   
   

   ETA:
   
   Here's my coffee cup girlfriend.
   
   

   
   holding it with your pinky out no doubt.
8. 2024-12-13 at 3:50 AM UTC in Annual "Users We Don't Need Next Year" Thread 2025 Edition
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Totse2k1
   
   
   
   

   
   man he doesnt age well
9. 2024-12-12 at 9:01 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina no even close.
   
   syria is the new iraq as they enter a brave new warlords era.
   
   multi cornered combat will be a permanent feature of this newly liberated "democracy".

   
   World of Warlords sounds like a pretty catchy name for a variety of games be it an first person shooter or MMORPG and everything in between.
10. 2024-12-12 at 8:57 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fluttershy translated into english as "boy play"

    
    no, its actually "toy bois".
    
    its feels emmmmm, so good to play with them.
11. 2024-12-12 at 8:51 AM UTC in S Korea announces martial law
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm another trigger for WWIII

    
    it takes two belligerent manly countries to war.
    
    without the US, feminine korea would just curl up and cry if the manly korea invades.
12. 2024-12-12 at 8:47 AM UTC in How important is physical attraction to you?
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Instigator What

    
    u herd what ah sed
13. 2024-12-12 at 8:45 AM UTC in THE FURNITURE FILES
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm going to be getting some (4 or 5) Billy book shelves from Ikea next month when I move to KC…if only for the name of them.
    
    https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/billy-bookcase-black-oak-effect-40477340/#content
    
    Cheap and cheerful, just like me.

    
    ikea furnitures are meant for queer men who picked them while sipping tiny cup of coffee or wine with their pinkies out and their legs crossed.
    
    penis-crushing kind of leg crossing.
14. 2024-12-12 at 3:28 AM UTC in THE FURNITURE FILES
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by shitty titty I left it at Lanny’s house

    
    the kind of modern art that johnny depp got on his mattress.
15. 2024-12-12 at 3:24 AM UTC in 28 years later trailer just dropped
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So as I said,
    
    Gay

    
    everythjng appears gay thru gay glasses
16. 2024-12-12 at 2:35 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fluttershy You know most Muslims believe in abstinence until marriage right Brad?

    
    unless your into bacha bazis/
17. 2024-12-12 at 2:34 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Fluttershy Why would anyone have such a vendetta against treasure hunters?

    
    to give them the surprise of a lifetime theyve asked for and so richly deserved.
18. 2024-12-11 at 3:43 PM UTC in Black Friday is now
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Gay

    
    boys arent men so its not gay.
    
    its exactly why bacha bazis arent haram.
19. 2024-12-11 at 2:55 PM UTC in The board has died
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged
    cock smoker
20. 2024-12-11 at 2:48 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Syria is a new Ukraine, a staging ground and recruitment centre for war.

    
    no even close.
    
    syria is the new iraq as they enter a brave new warlords era.
    
    multi cornered combat will be a permanent feature of this newly liberated "democracy".