Posts by Charles Ex Machina

1. 2024-12-12 at 8:57 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Fluttershy translated into english as "boy play"

   
   no, its actually "toy bois".
   
   its feels emmmmm, so good to play with them.
2. 2024-12-12 at 8:51 AM UTC in S Korea announces martial law
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm another trigger for WWIII

   
   it takes two belligerent manly countries to war.
   
   without the US, feminine korea would just curl up and cry if the manly korea invades.
3. 2024-12-12 at 8:47 AM UTC in How important is physical attraction to you?
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Instigator What

   
   u herd what ah sed
4. 2024-12-12 at 8:45 AM UTC in THE FURNITURE FILES
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm going to be getting some (4 or 5) Billy book shelves from Ikea next month when I move to KC…if only for the name of them.
   
   https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/billy-bookcase-black-oak-effect-40477340/#content
   
   Cheap and cheerful, just like me.

   
   ikea furnitures are meant for queer men who picked them while sipping tiny cup of coffee or wine with their pinkies out and their legs crossed.
   
   penis-crushing kind of leg crossing.
5. 2024-12-12 at 3:28 AM UTC in THE FURNITURE FILES
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by shitty titty I left it at Lanny’s house

   
   the kind of modern art that johnny depp got on his mattress.
6. 2024-12-12 at 3:24 AM UTC in 28 years later trailer just dropped
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson So as I said,
   
   Gay

   
   everythjng appears gay thru gay glasses
7. 2024-12-12 at 2:35 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Fluttershy You know most Muslims believe in abstinence until marriage right Brad?

   
   unless your into bacha bazis/
8. 2024-12-12 at 2:34 AM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Fluttershy Why would anyone have such a vendetta against treasure hunters?

   
   to give them the surprise of a lifetime theyve asked for and so richly deserved.
9. 2024-12-11 at 3:43 PM UTC in Black Friday is now
   Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Gay

   
   boys arent men so its not gay.
   
   its exactly why bacha bazis arent haram.
10. 2024-12-11 at 2:55 PM UTC in The board has died
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    cock smoker
11. 2024-12-11 at 2:48 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Syria is a new Ukraine, a staging ground and recruitment centre for war.

    
    no even close.
    
    syria is the new iraq as they enter a brave new warlords era.
    
    multi cornered combat will be a permanent feature of this newly liberated "democracy".
12. 2024-12-11 at 2:41 PM UTC in Lebanon Paused, Syria Restarted - WHAT MEANS!!!
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊)
    
    https://united24media.com/latest-news/assads-family-owns-20-apartments-worth-40-million-in-moscow-says-ft-4333
    How did I know this?

    
    anti semitism ?
13. 2024-12-11 at 2:40 PM UTC in Lebanon Paused, Syria Restarted - WHAT MEANS!!!
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Syria no longer has an air force or navy.

    
    
    
    first of all, theres no longer such a thing as "syria".
    
    and secondly and turdly, airforces and navies these days come in the form of drones. for all offensive intents and purposes real planes and ships are nothjng but liabilities.
14. 2024-12-11 at 2:30 PM UTC in Invest in XRP now (ripple)
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/xrp/

    
    imagine these crypto "currencies" dedollarize.
    
    i wonder if you can.
15. 2024-12-11 at 2:26 PM UTC in S Korea announces martial law
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by ner vegas lol he tried to kill himself ic custody, they say 'in the bathroom'
    
    maybe he tried to drown in the sink, or tried to wank himself to death

    
    
16. 2024-12-11 at 2:25 PM UTC in S Korea announces martial law
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    lol what a pussy country.
    
    the president commited very high treason and the parliament choose not to impeach him.
    
    theres no redeeming quality for pussy korea and the masculine korea up north should just invade it already.
17. 2024-12-11 at 2:18 PM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm invest your money in those unpaid lockers they have auctions for, Fona.
    
    who knows what the fuck is in them bags and boxes

    
    i wonder why so far no one have booby trapped their locker with huge amount of very high explosives just to blow up these treasure hunters.
18. 2024-12-11 at 2:15 PM UTC in Fona's Box of Crap
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    Originally posted by CASPER I think you have some kind of weird hoarder/gambler brain disease that makes you think spending money on this bullshit is a good idea. But I support whatever it is that makes you happy.

    
    hes not alone.
    
    a large cross sectikn of "americans" have this condition, which is why these craps sold out in 3 seconds.
19. 2024-12-11 at 2:09 PM UTC in $10,000 reward for assassin of health insurance giant CEO
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina homemade gun ?
    
    seems likemthe shooter had to reload/recock with each shot.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's not a semi automatic…using a gun that doesn't leave spent cartridges is a smart move.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) They were unfired 9mm rounds.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Apparently Luigi's manifesto:
    
    https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-manifesto

    
    vindicated again.
    
    lol @ british gun experts.
20. 2024-12-11 at 2:05 PM UTC in $10,000 reward for assassin of health insurance giant CEO
    Charles Ex Machina Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um many animals also bend over to their overlords. Ants/bees have a queen, Wolves/Lions etc have a pack leader, a Bull lords over his cows and the lesser bulls, chimps, gorillas have a head nigger etc etc.

    
    way to miss the point despite it being his own main language.
    
    
    
    the point he was making is that humans bend over to their overlord out of unnatural, arbitrary, human construct.
    
    your underlings bemd over backward to you not becsuse your the strongest, most able warrior of your clan in your tribal enclave.
    
    but merely because you know how to suck up to your boss and possibly slept your way to the top.