Originally posted by Malice
I’m honestly going to consider snorting a bit of cocaine beforehand to boost my charisma stat. Of course I’ll be on benzos as well.
How could this fail? Besides, it’s computer science. It probably has one of the most socially inept candidate pools around. Lanny actually once estimated that a full 10% of the people in his field may be on the spectrum.
Lmao. Please, after a decade of isolation, go to an important interview on cocaine, benzos, and autism. Record it.
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Originally posted by Malice
Shut the fuck up, §m£ÂgØL. If lanny wants me to tone it down or even desist entirely he’s welcome to tell me.
Now, do you think being cut off from the only social group I have us going to have a positive or negative effect, from your view, on what may occur?
I don’t want one.
Did you read about the shit that happened to me a few months ago? I finally wrote about it in more detail.
No one is fucking scared of you, dude. You've been acting particularly pathetic lately.
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2018-02-14 at 9:56 PM UTC
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Weird posting habits
Originally posted by RestStop
I guess I have a habit of saying random shit that has nothing to do with the OP. Then again though that's about all of us.
This nigga lit AF fam.
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All the other kids with the fucked up dicks
Better run, better run, outrun my cum
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Originally posted by RisiR †
John dies at the end is a film, too. Now, if I could remember anything about that movie.
I guess John dies at the end.
He doesn't. In the book, anyway.
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Originally posted by Malice
So you have 6 autistic friends? There is no way in hell that's just a coincidence. If it isn't autism then there's a good chance you're pathologically awkward and shy IRL.
Why on earth would all that bother me? I preach death the human race. Your judgements mean nothing to me, you filthy apes.
Thanked because of how hilariously cringe that last paragraph is.
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Originally posted by Malice
Quit bulshitting me. This was an extremely fucked up series of events and I'd prefer not to have people question my sanity and mock me.
What if I do end up snapping and going on a killing spree? Are you going to regret doing this and not taking the opportunity to actually help me, treat me with decency. I will specifically mention this in any documentation I leave behind if the day ever comes.
What a fucking victim.
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2018-02-09 at 3:53 AM UTC
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Have you ever been.....
I've had the urge, but I can't bring myself to jerk off with a wet shitty asshole. There'd be twice as much to clean up, and then I'd either cross-contaminate jizz into my asshole or shit into my dick.
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Move in with me and I'll be your Pinkman.
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Shitting your pants is like a religious experience. Just the feeling of letting go of taboo and inhibition. Seriously, at least wear swimming bottoms and try it.
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Originally posted by A College Professor
You are ridiculously unfunny.
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Originally posted by Malice
Try being more creative. People rarely mention that nowadays because it's old and stopped being amusing a long time ago.
You make me sick.
Lol, I feel ya on that.
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Originally posted by RestStop
Watching "Altered Carbon" definitely a good pick.
Yeah, I've been liking it.
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Originally posted by Malice
I'm not sure if this is a false memory I just recalled, but as a child I remember that for some reason it was fun to shower wearing clothes, and I may have pissed myself while doing that because it felt good, completely letting go and feeling that warm liquid spread around you, abandoning taboo and self-control.
It's practically a religious experience. Try wearing at least swimming bottoms in the shower and pissing yourself, then you might understand what I'm talking about.
You're fucked.
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I should probably get laid. But the majority of bitches are crazy, and I don't feel like dealing with that right now.
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2018-02-01 at 11:30 PM UTC
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Happy Nigger Month
Originally posted by bling bling
what about the other 4 months
What kind of calendar are you using?
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2018-02-02 at 2:35 AM UTC
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guy huffs on the train
He reminds me of an NPC in Vampire: The Maquerade - Bloodlines when you've made them go insane.
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Originally posted by Malice
You really seem to be reading far too much into this and are showing clear signs of paranoia.
You have to keep in mind that there's asymmetrical information. She doesn't know all the things about you that you do. If she knew everything you listed about yourself, yeah, there's a pretty high chance she would lose interest.
Why would a girl like her develop an interest in you? You have redeeming qualities and may be too hard on yourself due to depression and other issues. Unless you've been lying all this time, you've at least managed to have a high amount of income coming in, even if you blew it all and have nothing to show for it, and have done some interesting things. Why does love occur? Sometimes it just arises between people due to neurological cascades that are triggered. Maybe you helping her get off helped spark this, seeing you as a caring savior, having desired someone to take her away from her ex. Think about it, due to the issues heroin causes, the dynamics involved in partnerships, it's very possible she was only staying with him out of necessity. You know about her habit and are perfectly okay with it, are able to relate to the issue, offer salvation, and can tolerate a secret that would be a major taboo for the vast majority of people.
You brushed off dark secrets she may have by stating she's from Minnesota, but there are strong selection pressures involved in migration. If she was the type to move to Los Angeles of all places and then get hooked on heroin, there's a very good chance she has multiple other dark secrets about her past.
Who knows how many issues this past decade of your life has caused you to develop, how many diagnoses you may qualify for. How's your social anxiety? Do you feel any general aversion to other people? A fear of forming platonic or romantic relationships?
Open up that box of chocolates, boy, see what you get.
inb4 Malice tells Casper he's autistic
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Originally posted by aldra
it'll probably happen once neural interfaces get worked out
long-term disabled, poor elderly, probably even long-term unemployed and criminals - shackled to an alternate reality that you again have no control over, except this time it's governed by someone who personally fucking hates you
You could already be living there.
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Haven't had a girlfriend in seven. Dayumm. People are so focused on the physical nowadays. Girl, you got anything else going on?
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