2017-09-13 at 1:37 AM UTC
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ATTN: Totse_2001
Jeff Hunter was never a single person. My squad took turns playing the part of Jeff. Which wasn't much work, because we hardly ever posted on the forums or did anything on the site. We have been following you ever since. I am overjoyed to hear that our efforts have hindered your pursuits of employment for all these years. But if you keep playing with the hornet's nest, things can get much worse than that. When we set off the alarms in your building the other day, you still didn't get the hint. When mashlehash, another member from our squad, and I trolled you on 9/11, you only pushed harder. Keep pushing, and we will have to push back. Telling the world that "Jeff Hunter" is connected to Bush and Dr. Mike is unacceptable. Please cease now. It would be terrible if you were found to have committed suicide by shooting yourself in the back of the head. We have increased our operations against you in response to your constant defiance. Pray we do not increase them further. If you turn on your television and read between the lines of what the news anchor is saying, you will receive our urgent instructions.
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2017-09-17 at 5 AM UTC
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shower sex
Originally posted by HTS
Nigga you must fuck gentle. I always go hard/girls always want me to go fucking hard and shit is hot and humid and it's like doing push ups in a Vietnamese swamp while simultaneously trying to feel pleasure.
I can do it, but shit ain't fun. Also water is surprisingly dry when it comes to lubrication. It's retarded.
Originally posted by Joe Kane
This. and if you ever had to deal with large amounts of jizz in the shower it becomes like bakelite and one time I had a large giant patch of water/jizz mix on my thigh hair that was impossible to remove with normal means I had to shave my entire groin area and carefully remove it all like a surgeon which turned me off shower sex for good.
It was like trying to remove skin without bleeding FUCK that shit.
...When you and your "girlfriend" both have experience sticking your dick in someone.
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The amount of trannies that have been in this community is rather alarming, considering they're like 0.6% of the population.
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You'd get to fly the plane.
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2017-09-17 at 1:06 AM UTC
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Murder/Suicide?
It's a murder because she's smoking a cigarette. If she was gonna shoot herself, she probably would've put it out or finished it first.
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2017-09-15 at 8:16 PM UTC
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My Friend Is Definitely Off
Well you should kill himself for him.
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2017-09-15 at 8:03 PM UTC
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I want to make a game.
^lame excuse to talk about himself and his shitty game
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2017-09-15 at 10:48 PM UTC
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How do atheists...
Originally posted by Dargo
He means there's no reason for you to have them other than the temporary benefit of fitting in with society. Per the atheistic worldview, there is no concrete definition of good and evil nor can there be. Nothing is inherently morally right or wrong, you just have 'preferences'.
:facepal:
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2017-09-14 at 1:54 AM UTC
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Hey -SpectraL
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Never seen it. Or the superhero movie, for that matter. And Mr. Bean was always just a silly comedy, but I guess the movie was a spy movie, but I still think it was more of a stupid comedy than a spy movie.
Movies are dumb. Our society is so overly saturated with a culture of glamorizing people for playing pretend. I can barely stand to watch most TV or movies nowadays. I tend to just see it as grown ups playing make-believe. It's rare that something actually has any immersion or any reason to be interesting. It baffles me why our society is so centered around that sort of thing.
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Originally posted by Purewhitepanda
Whats wrong with Turkey? Also i'm not supposed to release this information, but Camel Cigarettes supports North Korea's missile program….
They try to stomp all over the Kurdish peoples and kill them. They consider the YPG as synonymous with the PKK and treat them as a terrorist group like the latter, despite the fact that Western coalitions including US-led ones, work together with them and recognize that they're not even close to the same group. They've actively fought against Rojava, who have enough trouble protecting themselves from and attacking Daesh without the shitfuck Turks attacking them too. Turkey is also led by a shitshow sham regime as evidenced by the obviously fake military coup the other year which Erdogan used to solidify his power and pass dictatorial measures.
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2017-09-15 at 1:48 AM UTC
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I'm derpressed.
Originally posted by Enter
I'm not trolling, at least not this time, and yeah, my hatred of women just comes from the lack of attention I get from them.
I'm depressed over this because I never go on dates or anything. How do you meet and fuck so many women?
I fucking love positive attention from women so much. It gives me energy. When I don't get it (like the past couple of days), I feel like an empty shell.
Stop determining your self-worth based entirely on whether or not you're actively interacting with a woman..? I will never understand why some people think this is such a big deal and that they're worthless if they're not dating someone. Your desperation is probably readily apparent to them. Life isn't all about whether or not you're seeing some chick. Honestly they're usually pretty annoying. When it happens, it happens. You can't force these things. You're not gonna click with every girl, and the more you TRY to get with a girl and act like that's all that matters, the less likely it becomes. Just chill and be yourself; stop worrying about whether you're dating or not. If you think so lowly of yourself over something like that, it affects your demeanor and mannerisms.
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2017-09-15 at 12:19 AM UTC
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Shout out to the homies.
Originally posted by mashlehash
I noticed I capitalized it but was too lazy to change it. Does that make me a jedi?
Since you didn't find some way to profit off it, probably not.
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2017-09-14 at 11:01 PM UTC
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Scron and HTS in TC right now
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2017-09-14 at 5:09 PM UTC
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Gotta write a resume plz help
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2017-09-14 at 7:53 AM UTC
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im sad
Originally posted by HTS
He's the only guy I've ever kissed and enjoyed. His mouth tastes wonderful… his hair smells heavenly… I love everything about him.
Dude is a homeless tweaker. Somehow I doubt his mouth and hair aren't rancid.
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2017-09-13 at 8:55 PM UTC
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im sad
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2017-08-28 at 12:31 AM UTC
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Whatever happened to _____?
Originally posted by mmQ
Every single one of them posts here regularly.
malice
Really? Somehow I doubt it. Bunghole and JoePedo were always making teh dank chemistry posts, and JP would talk about his relationships with young girls and how normal it was. Either way, niggas needa stop changing their damn usernames. I mean I stuck with mine despite the coffee bullshit. Fags.
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