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2018-05-07 at 3:01 AM UTC in If you were to be sentenced to death...
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2018-05-07 at 2:29 AM UTC in If you were to be sentenced to death...
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2018-05-06 at 11:36 PM UTC in You know what...
Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I'm not that lazy.. I haven't wet the bed either. It's not that weak. but you're in Traffic, Your prostrate is screaming at the bladder and it's like "quick, find a jug to piss in. It's a one time use too.. don't even think of reusing it. I know Im not the only guy who has pissed in a big mouth Gateraide
First it's prostititus, then it's your prostrate. Gods, man, what kind of creature are you? -
2018-05-06 at 11:51 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Does anyone else like to suck their jello? Instead of glomping on it as if I'm chewing, sometimes I'll pucker up and then just suck it, like kind of inhale it into my mouth, and it's oddly satisfying.
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2018-05-06 at 11:47 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
Originally posted by aldra do yourself a favour and don't watch past the first few seasons; it morphs into a drama at some point and becomes very unfunny
Yeah, I think when I watched it way back when, after season three or so, I didn't like it. Also, as cool as it is to see it again, it does speak to the lack of real shows that Comedy Central is suffering from. -
2018-05-06 at 11:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I'm glad Comedy Central is showing Scrubs again. It's been long enough where it's almost like watching it fresh. I definitely don't remember most episode plots, but there's still the nostalgia. Man, I might be mistaken, but it must've been near a decade since I watched this shit, maybe more.
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2018-05-06 at 11:40 AM UTC in My girlfriend won't have sex with me
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2018-05-06 at 11:23 AM UTC in whats everyones asl
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2018-05-06 at 11:18 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI just took out the trash. Probably going to go ahead and start brewing my coffee. I dont have to be at work until 9, but l doubt I'll be getting more sleep, especially since I was going to wake up around 7:30 anyway. An hour will likely make me just wake up more tired.
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2018-05-06 at 10:46 AM UTC in My life is now complete...
Originally posted by ifitdontfitacquit yeah you all living in marmonie with each other but how about your daughter brittany and bose bebe beatdown? huh remember that poley? boss bebe was sleeping like a baby on the jersey shore brittany wakes for a piss and the floors creak a lil'in and boss babe flips otu of bed beats down your daughter so bad her eyes are all cross eye and she has one of them forest gump stutters. now y'all had her scraggly self hooking 24/7 like the 7/11 so you's all can't don't work no mores. than your bad speed with the crazy eyes disappears and suddenly the local chinese resturants are booming. you sick fucking freaks!!!
Ah. I wasn't aware DH had its own forum lunatics. We've got more than a few of our own. -
2018-05-06 at 10:44 AM UTC in My life is now complete...
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2018-05-06 at 10:42 AM UTC in accidentally froze a beer , need plan moving forward
Originally posted by A College Professor well i just picked it on accident and opened it, it geyesered all over my keyboard . lucky i had a table full of dirty plates and empty bottles and cans so i put it on a plate with chicken bones to catch all the overflow. its still pouring over
No wonder you haven't had a girlfriend since you were a teenager. -
2018-05-06 at 10:37 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Where the fuck has bling been?
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2018-05-06 at 10:12 AM UTC in My boss tried to gaslight me last night (work place gang..stalking)
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2018-05-06 at 9:49 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2018-05-06 at 9:47 AM UTC in TEKKEN TRENDIES FRONT PAGE FLUSHYou missed one.
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2018-05-06 at 9:16 AM UTC in collage of brown peopleI am trying to tell you there is a better way. And that you're stupid. You don't have to go on assuming everyone is the same as they were a decade ago. Most people aren't. They grow and learn and improve. If you did the same, you wouldn't be starving and have terrible facial hair.
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2018-05-06 at 9:13 AM UTC in collage of brown people
Originally posted by A College Professor oh yeah ps i spend every dime i earn on drugs and whole-foods so come over and watch a movie at my place and we can get wild and be gluttons. ps please bring over a movie because I don't have my own internet connection ( i go to the public library to browse my favorite website niggers and space )
I bought a new phone with my money because I don't spend my paychecks on drugs anymore and haven't in years. You are in your mid-twenties and still eat ramen for entire meals and are stupid enough to think libraries are open at 4 AM. -
2018-05-06 at 9:06 AM UTC in collage of brown peopleYou are such a boring person. You will not have a girlfriend until you're thirty-nine. So sad.
I derailed the fuck out of your stupid thread. I control you. -
2018-05-06 at 9:01 AM UTC in collage of brown people
Originally posted by A College Professor So because you say I eat cheap meals, and you spend whole paychecks on drugs and food you figure this must put you in good financial shape?
Spending every penny you earn on food and drugs sounds like a sure fire way to become "well off" . Sounds like you gotter all figured out lil bromo!
I said I did that seven years ago as a stupid 19-year-old. And even in that condition, I was eating better and living better than you are now. Man, you just keep seeming stupider and stupider with every post.
