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Posts That Were Thanked by DUSM Raylan Givens

  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how did they get it out of you

    Your mother stopped by and used her tongue.
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  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens To fire off up your asshole or…?

    some guy went to the ER with a live artillery shell...or mortar round...or grenade...i dont remember which...lodged in his ass. he claimed he was trying to relieve constipation.
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Someone should put dude in a lions cage lmfao
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  4. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    On topic:

    Right now I am hoping the pile of kpins I had knock me out before I start on day 3 of no sleep in a month where I’ve slept like 3.5hr a night.

    I ran out of my lyrica early. So, I’m shit out of luck on likely having a real chance to pass out. I think it refills in 4 or 5 days.

    I cold turkey quit 24mg suboxone about a month ago, after like 10 years of various opioid receptor substance ab/use. Technically I’m supposed to take them but they make me feel pretty dead and I’d rather be alive feeling stuck in infinite mania and put up with the extra bullshit than go back.

    But yeah I’m not taking stims despite my jokes. I have had manic episodes in the past without stims that were a week without sleep. Luckily I don’t get the depressive side.

    PRAY TO SATAN TO TAKE MY SOUL
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    I saw Vinny chasing a cat with a shake & bake bag …
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    Look at the person’s character who doesn’t like the cat …

    That’ll tell you everything you need to know..💖


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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    Never trust a person who doesn’t like cats ..cats aren’t like dogs who just go up to anyone

    They know when someone is trash …if you don’t like them ..it’s because you’re trash and the cat knew and you didn’t like it
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  8. Originally posted by Iron Ree

    First quote is from the legendary Terry Davis in a YouTube comment section
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  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m 40 and I’ve never had anyone say it to my face ..but I don’t keep the company of losers tho so idk …

    On the internet people just say it to feel better about themselves..let them have that .. because the internet is most likely all they got ya kno lol
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    Enjoying the rest of my Friday night 💖
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  11. Bradley Florida Man


    I love that he has a sign that says

    Nigger
    Nigga
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Remember ten years ago when that white professor said to some black kid in math class "Can you lend a nigger that pencil?" and got fired and sent to hell forever for it.
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  13. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Okay then, nigger.

    Double nigger
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by infinityshock You're the only one

    Okay then, nigger.
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  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump When I was young they taught us not to say dirty words like "fuck, shit, cunt, motherfucker".

    They all refered to disgusting concepts or things.

    I was sent to the principles office in catholic elementary schools for allegedly saying 'nigger mobile'
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  16. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
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  17. CandyRein Black Hole
    *dices onions*



    Look at’m…cat killing stalker ….only came online to stalk me ..he not even thinking about posting to someone else

    😵‍💫
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  18. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]


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  19. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Well I fuckin laughed
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  20. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Sack draggins
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