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2024-01-23 at 5 PM UTC in Starting my new job todayleave the back door unlocked i'll split the loot w/uThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-01-20 at 4:50 AM UTC in Heartless shoplifters abandon 3-month-old baby at Walmart in bid to evade copshttps://www.khq.com/news/woman-caught-making-meth-inside-walmart-was-in-store-for-6-hours/article_1911813a-28d2-555c-a9ec-1e315219fa8c.html
Responding officers say she claimed she was "too broke to buy the chemicals."
"She didn't have the money to make the purchases of the chemicals that were needed so she was taking what was needed in the bottle," says Officer David Shelby.
Shoppers inside the store had no idea someone was cooking meth at the store."This is a family store," says Jessica Fuentes, who also had her 1-year-old son inside the store. "People need to start thinking. If she has family she needs to think about her family. If you are broke. It's just wrong."
"When I saw her she had just finished mixing sulfuric acid with starter fluid in a bottle," says Officer Shelby.
They immediately got her, and the ingredients, out of the store before any of the shoppers got hurt.
No one was evacuated.
"Something could have happened, something could have blown up in there," says shopper Jonathan Tary.
"When firefighters were on the scene she made statements to them that is what she was doing, she was attempting to obtain these chemicals and was in the process of trying to manufacture meth. However, she said she was not very good at it," says Shelby.
A responding officer didn't know the bottle was active. As he was discarding the bottle the chemicals burned through the bottle and through his gloves.
He was treated for chemical burns on his hands and is okay.
Police say they arrested Halfmoon just last month in a smurf sting. Smurfs are known among police as meth cooks or recruits who purchase pseudoephedrine to make meth. The medication is often found in cold and allergy medicines and is the main ingredient needed to make meth.
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STEP 1. DO ALL REACTIONS IN THE OUTDOOR GARDEN CENTER ON A WINDY DAY!!!!! !
PRETEND YOU ARE TRYING TO FIT A CACTUS INTO A CERTAIN SIZE POT. IF A STORE EMPLOYEE COMES BY TELL THEM YOU NEED A HIGH NITROGEN NPK FERTILIZER FOR YOUR TOMATO GARDEN AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF THEY HAVE CHELATED IRON PLANT FOOD. THEY SHOULD LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW
STEP 2. SUDAFED FROM PHARMACY,. BATTERIES LITHIUM ION, GET A PIPE CUTTER FROM PIPE SECTION, USE THAT TO STRIP BATTERIES, IF CAUGHT SAY YOU BROUGHT THEM FROM HOME, POSSIBLY ACTUALLY BRING A RECIPT FROM ANOTHER STORE FOR BATTERIES AND SAY YOU WERE RETURNING THEM IDK
AMMONIUM NITRATE/SULFATE IN GARDEN CENTER. RED DEVIL LYE IS WHERE THE POOL CHEMICALS ARE OR DRAIN CLEANER
ACETONE AND ANY NON POLAR SOLVENT WILL BE VERY STINKY IF OPENED INDOORS!! PUT THEM IN YOUR BASKET AND OPEN THE LID STEALTH WHILE PETTING A FLOWER IN THE GARDEN CENTER AND ONLY TAKE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED AND THEN DITCH THE JUG OF SOLVENT IT'S A HEAT SCORE AND COULD EXPLODE
STEP 3. BRING YOUR OWN BOTTLE!!!! THEY LOOK FOR TEENAGER STEALING SODA DON'T OPEN A SODA AND CHUG IT OR POUR IT IN THE STORE JUST BRING A WATERBOTTLE AND USE THAT. YOU NEED WATER FOR THE REACTION
HOW TO CRUSH TE PILLS
DROP THE BOX(S) OF PILLS ON THE GROUND LIKE WOOPS I DROPPED IT AND RUN IT OVER A FEW TIMES WITH A SHOPPING CART , NOW YOU HAVE GUPS (GROUND UP PILLS)
DO EVERYTHING AWAY FROM CAMERAS! DO NOT BABYSIT THE REACTION HIDE IT IN THE GARDEN CENTER BEHIND SOME FLOWERS AND DO A FEW LAPS AROUND THE STORE TO BURP THE VESSEL
WHEN GAS STOPS GENERATING & THE REACTION IS COMPLETE SIMPLY SCREW THE LID ON TITE AND CHUCK IT OVER THE FENCE OR ROLL IT UNDER THE FENCE OR JUST GRAB THE BOTTLE AND FUCKING RUN , TELL THEM IT'S JUST YOUR VITAMIN C SMART WATER AND THEY HAVE NO RIGHT TO SEARCH AND CHEMICALLY TEST YOUR BOTTLE AND RUN LIKE HELL YOU ARE LITERALLY CARYYING 50% OF A COOKED METH BATCH
BRING IT HOME AND WORK UP AS NORMALLY WITH ACID GASSING AND CRYSTALIZATION STEPS. POTENTIAL YIELD A FEW GRAMS FOR A FEW HOURS WORK FOR $0The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
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