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desks that look like this

  1. 2024-01-22 at 11:19 AM UTC
    #1
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut


    ok im going to go ahead and just state the obvious first...this desk is a giant piece of shit. its the exact color of shit, the wood on the top looks clunky and weirdly medieval and consumes an unnecessarily large amount of space, and the wood holding it up is probably cheap scraps from the ikea factory that got blended up and glued together in slabs with elmers glue or shitty primer or something. but the most EGREGIOUS thing about this desk is that stupid piece of wood running down the middle that is acting as something i can only really think to describe as a kickplate for the desk user. what purpose does it serve? absolutely no legitimate purpose unless you are some high level management creep who threatens the secretaries with their jobs if they dont blow you under the desk or so they can rack up lines of cocaine behind it or something. just imagining sitting at a desk like that where my feet are for some stupid reason unnecessarily constrained by a giant shit colored wooden plank that i keep stubbing my toes on irritates me so much that i want to go out and light a bank on fire. and not only that, the makers of the desk have the gall to destroy the environment just a little faster just to have that unnecessary plank there to irritate you. so its like not only are they saying "fuck you" theyre saying "fuck you" AND "fuck the environment/your children/any future generations and the earth AND were going to go out of our way to do more work and accumulate more production and shipping costs so that you KNOW we meant it."
  2. 2024-01-22 at 10:06 PM UTC
    #2
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    underrated thred
  3. 2024-01-22 at 10:29 PM UTC
    #3
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    That's a nice desk.
  4. 2024-01-22 at 10:29 PM UTC
    #4
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    My desk looks like a pharmacy aisle got spilled over it
  5. 2024-01-22 at 10:44 PM UTC
    #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    milk crate desks are the best espeically when you get fucked up and trip over it and everything goes flying

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. 2024-01-22 at 10:50 PM UTC
    #6
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    now thats wut i call brillient . it force u to be zen and hygeinic. spill a beer and the desktop self-molests forcing you to replace with a fresh paperboard hueard

    Always had a eye for gaming hardware and bumped alot of rappers before they made it. paperboard desk is a star. Whoever made this desk is bananas!
  7. 2024-01-22 at 11:46 PM UTC
    #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    this is what my gaming desk looked like around the time I tried meth the first time. I had a nice spinny chair and everything back before every gamer girl had one i think they just copied me
  8. 2024-01-23 at 10:26 AM UTC
    #8
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood milk crate desks are the best espeically when you get fucked up and trip over it and everything goes flying


    now THATS what i call stylish furniture fam. the only downside i could see to that desk is if youre doing something with drugs on it like cutting a line or preparing a specialized IV solution the unevenness and unsturdiness of the cardboard could lead you to more easily spill which would suck but then again as long as theres a floor underneath it those drugs would still be recoverable
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