-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
/That's waht a gay fagg wud say and do u idoit
You mean like you do? I just watched that game.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
All I would have to do is choose black, load up another board on an advanced computerized chess platform, input your moves there, and respond with the responses the computer provides me.
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Originally posted by bling bling
too much SALT
To many Redbulls I think. I had 4 small cans. been drinking the newer 20-24oz ones? OMG what a rush of happyness before the caffeinated crash.
I want to change coffee out on those bumperstickies
"Do not exist near me until I have redbull'd- K thnx"
and maybe "Hey Texas, Go fuck yourself" :D
I wonder how long before some cowboy fuk with texas plates would try to bigwheel my little honda or cut me off.
"You dun talk bout texarse like dat.. yu dam som bish"
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hold it until after brekfast so it comes out more rapid
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Originally posted by Wick Sweat
Did it ease the pain and perpetual depression for just one night?
it mode his dick not sored ur mum pudda ohk when he fukd her shit
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That one ain't.
Captain falcon had it switched around cause he's a boss. He also recently caught a case.. and had to change his face. He went under the knife to have his face completely rebuilt. He took this land cruiser to an underground bunker where he was wheeled into an elevator and lowered 400 meters underground to the private operating room. The team of surgeons was waiting. Captain falcon went under the knife for the 16 hour procedure
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I was up all night driving my 18 wheeler and I went to the waffle house on i35 and I ordered some coffee. I was mentally and physically exhausted and it would have been irresponsible to continue driving.
I'm sipping my coffee and then I hear the waitress get into a verbal confrontation with a kid at a booth behind me. The guy seemed a bit depraved and pale, maybe even a pedophile. He was reading what appeared to be Mein Kampf. My deeply rooted sense of rural blue-collar traditional ethics kicked in, so I sprung up from my booth and said the first thing that came to mind. "Well looks like we gotta a reader here". In retrospect it was kind of lame and not very intimidating. But despite that, the gaunt pariah seemed visibly rattled by my feeble attempt at accosting him. I had recently taken an assertiveness class with my life partner, and I feel like this was a great milestone.
He told me to fuck off and the waitress started defending me telling him he was using "profane words" and I kept saying stuff like "bow up". I eventually left but it was kind of fucked up. I really don't like conflict, so it's really hurtful when I'm pigeonholed as an insensitive redneck asshole simply because of my occupation. It's really hard being a trucker, especially when trying to live a gluten-free lifestyle.
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I figured this belongs in The RETARDED Thread.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by Panthrax
what if u had three sisters
Panty raiding!
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2017-10-09 at 5:50 PM UTC
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Captain FalCON
is the only one who gave a shit about the mmQ banner, enough to make a thREAD abouT IT. More evidence that they are the same person? Some absurd love triangle with a Paki, a white man, and a Chootie? Aliens? Tune in next time on Everybody is Probably the Same Person!
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2017-10-09 at 3:31 PM UTC
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People Don't Like Me
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Just walk up, pinch their nipple lightly, and say, "I want you to like me." Nobody can resist that.
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2017-10-08 at 10:04 PM UTC
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Shitty Poster List
.
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2017-10-08 at 8:04 PM UTC
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When Cats Knead On Your Dick
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Originally posted by infinityshock
stop slathering honey and peanut butter all over your cock and they wont do that sort of thing.
That's dogs you fucking idiot. The "honey and peanut butter" thing is for dogs. How fucking embarrassing.
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2017-10-08 at 7:32 PM UTC
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Herpatitus
i stopped walking by the homeless people because theyre shitting on the sidewalks trying to kill us all n shit
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2017-10-08 at 7:22 PM UTC
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How to make a tinder lady
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
U haff to con utlut sheff I teach u evrythng
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2017-10-08 at 11:11 AM UTC
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AND I DONT WANT NOBODY.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
each and every post made by Bill Krozby
/thread
Originally posted by greenplastic
nothing on the internet counts.
So are you saying you saw Bill Krozby make these posts in real life? You're saying you spend the majority of your time in Bill Krozby's room?
Are you implying you're in a homosexual relationship with Bill Krozby? Is that what you're implying?
You're
definitely saying you suck Bill Krozby's dick on a regular basis, and let him fuck you in the ass with no lube?
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2017-10-07 at 1:09 PM UTC
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LSD is an informamt?
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
I say we get a test mother in here. If he doesn't punch her, we know he's turned.
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