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Posts That Were Thanked by Panthrax

  1. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by A College Professor no one gives a flying fuck what you would think or chose. you literally threw yourself into a "terrible accident" to get SSDI. if anyone here actually gave a flying fuck about you they would report your scam and have you sent to prison

    So much for being positive huh? Lmfao
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  2. She said she had said

    Fucking retard
    Get a job
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  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    ^ Ban him too.
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  4. Termenter is batting like .00000004 in posts:laugh ratio. This post goes tho. Thanked.
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  5. So long, maybe.
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  6. Originally posted by Wick Sweat You were in there with some grown men. not some pussy who was like welllllll gonts, I went to the gas station and bought a Four Loko, chugged it in the parking lot then totalled my wife's car. She's going to leave me now for the drinking and for being unemployed for months. She took the kids to her parents house.

    One time I was fucked up on Xanax and threw a warm Four Loko in the freezer to get cold, of course I forgot about it and it froze into a concentrated slushie mess that I couldn't pour from the can so I cut it open with a knife then scooped it into a bowl and ate it with a spoon. I woke up hours later on the floor with the empty bowl on top of me and blue Four Loko shit all over me.
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  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I once convinced Dfg that the Pakistani intelligence service were on the way to his house, and he actually deleted everything on both his hard drives. It was funny as all hell. Ah, the good ol' days.
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  8. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I never got to dress up for halloween. Our parents would beat us on Halloween day.
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  9. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    1] whos currently online.

    2] range of time a certain user is usually online.

    3] amount of time spent online.
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  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I was hanging with my gf last night and she's not a drug person but I turned her onto fentanyl. Before she came over though she asked if I had anything to drink and I told her I didn't but I'd pick something up and she told me to get her redds apple cider, they didn't have it so I just got some smirnoff "green apple" thinking that would pretty much be the same thing. We were doing the fentanyl spray and drinking (i was drinking shiner black) and between the fent and the smirinoff she started getting sassy with me and said "this is a bitch brew" "smirinoff is for whores" and just being extremely dismissive towards me and trying to play beyonce songs on my laptop.

    She finally passed out after only 3 brews and my cat asked me If I could take him to the "new" taco shack location that just opened up down the street from me. And It sounded like a good idea because I had the munchies and needed something on my stomach to help me sleep.

    This was like 6:30 am so we had time to kill so we just drove around listening to slipknot and sipping a brew. We eventually pull up to the taco shack at 7:15 and go in and my cat is acting kinda rowdy because of the brew and slipknot and when he steps into the taco shack he squeals "weeeeeeeeeeel gonts!" to the closest table and its a bunch of dps pigs so I get kinda nervous and grab him by the paw and archer starts shouting "you're breaking my arm daddy, you're breaking my arm!"

    and one of the pigs asked me "is this your son?" and I said "well kinda, he's a boy and he's my fur baby" but he's not biologically related to me. And the pig says "tell him to get off the porch" so I tell archie to go sit in the car while I get the tacos and he walks off, wearing nothing but my gf's pajama pants that have words on the butt.

    But yeah I got some barbacoa tacos with lime and onions and salsa Verdae.


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  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    make him a transformers costume and throw a dress on over it

    Post-Optimus Prime
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Panthrax if im had a kid and e needed a costume idea i would say make him an air compressor or a human chainsaw

    lol, reminds me

    you could give him an air tank, something that looks like a bolt gun and a bowl cut and he can be the guy from No Country for Old Men
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    makes sense, she's literally a slightly-more passable HTS
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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by benny vader she probably had anti-reverse-psychology-mechanism programmed into her.

    I kid you not. But sometimes screwing with that programming can backfire on you, and Lanny will detect the manipulation and ban you 30,000 times. It's kind of like playing Russian Roulette, or Happy, Happy, Hand Grenades.
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  15. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Panthrax I thought of one, c if anyone can guess who i think is the EDGELORD of the Year

    Many forms of edgelording like best drama edgelord or best supporting edgelord in a short thread or best edgelord fight or best unaware projectionist tryhard edgelord.. among others.

    Best OVERALL EdgeLord is not to be handed out lightly.
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  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Let the record show, Your Honor, that I reported this thread to the Administrator, one Lan Rogers (aka Lan-Lan, Lannykins, Lanny, Sport, etc...) and he willfully chose to leave it unmolested and allowed discussion to continue. I rest my case, Your Worship.
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  19. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Why don't you shower regularly?

    Did you videotape you punching your mom?
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  20. Originally posted by mmQ On the way home after work tonight AFOAF bashed an elderly gal's face in for her coin purse and was wondering if $1.79 can buy any decent drugs online. TIA

    Alabama Forest Owners' Association, Inc. (Birmingham, AL)
    Alabama Friends of Adoption
    American Fats and Oils Association, Inc.
    Arena Football Officials' Association
    Argentine Forest Association
    Asset Forfeiture Oversight Advisory
    Australian Financial Operations Association Limited
    Award for Obscure Abbreviations
    Air Force Office of Attaché Affairs (USAF)
    Asset Forfeiture Oversight Advisory Committee (Oregon)

    All For One And One For All
    Air Force Office - Atomic Testing
    Air Force Officer Accession and Training Schools (USAF)
    Air Force Officer Accession and Training School Instruction (US Air Force)
    A Fistful of Boomstick (video game)
    A Fountain of Bargains (online shopping directory)
    American Foundation for Overseas Blind (now Helen Keller International)
    Anchorage Federal Office Building (Anchorage, AK)
    Archaeological Fieldwork Opportunities Bulletin
    Air Force Officer Basic Course (Canada)
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