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Posts That Were Thanked by Kawkasian

  1. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Tonight, crispy baked bay scallops!

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  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Kawkasian Why don't you give us a brief overview of said game for us noobs contemplating giving it a go…specifically how it works in multiplayer (interactions with others etc)

    Basically you scav around for food and weapons n shit for the week fighting zombies and building a base, then on sunday the zombs get retard strength and try and fuck your shit up while you huddle in your base and try not to die.

    PVP is disabled on the server but I can turn it on if people want it, so far folks have not gone full state of nature, and you can fuck with people if you want to with obnoxious building/demo
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe I've actually said completely different shit every day, while the goons have been repeating their mantras over and over.

    You don't say anything. You repeat the words of others like a parrot.
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  4. How about a report of your nipple size?
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  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai Made meself a cuppa but aowl we 'ave is bags of "vanilla infused" tea. So I think to meself "hang on a tick, that's 'alf a poverty bev roight there" and I pour meself a little orange extract directly onto the teabag. I make the cuppa and lo and behold, it's like a tea creamsicle or summit, innit? Oi'm a bloody genius, I am.

    They shouldn't let you into the kitchen
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  6. Nobody cares OP fucking millenials..
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  7. WellHung Black Hole
    I also stole bread and soup
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  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian They can have it at this point…I'm my own country now.

    That's the best option. As I taught my sons, never let them sucker you with pride and serving your country to go get killed for them.
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  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kawkasian ..and 1 day own a fridge.

    Now lets not give him an impossible mission.
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  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Niggerism
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  11. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Did my physical therapy this morning. I'm really proud of doing it everyday.

    At work my buddy clocked in and immediately clocked out and left which sucks. It's a point thing where if you don't show up it's 1 point but if you go to work even for a minute then it's only half a point.
    It sucks because he is my friend and the only person I work with (mostly).

    Found out I didn't get the job I applied for which is what it is. TBH I didn't want it but did want to at least be interviewed for it. This is the 2nd time I haven't even been interviewed for a job I applied for at my work even though I have plenty of experience at it and am here everyday.
    Oh well, fuck it.

    Learned we got a 3% raise. I think it's like 70 or 77 cents. Idk.

    Andy aunt died last night. That sucks but she was 93 so....
    RIP
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  12. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you sumbitches better start posting soon or im gonna flush this whole front ma-fuckin page heard

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  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Wariat rushed to Walmart because he heard that little kids pants were half off
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  14. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Just hanging around outside at night and fighting anyone I come across
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox You can deduce historical temperatures from ice core samples

    probably just more bullshit propaganda from Big Ice and Big Temperature
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  16. Originally posted by Kawkasian

    God damn half assed website…

    Fixed that for you.
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  17. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because your gay.

    You're* stay in school kid!
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  18. Originally posted by Kafka five little pigs, death on the nile and halloween party were the best ones.

    Post tits! It will bring Sophie running back
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  19. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    lol dudes prolly writing homeless on the address portion of the application resulting in immediate trashing of his application

    applications are all about pulling the wool over the hirerers eyes, let them find out your a piece of shit when you no call no show because you stayed up 3 days mething around and now the shadow people wont leave

    not at your first appearance and def not on the application

    has no one told you this? Lie. Lie your fuxking ass off everyone does it and its the only way to get ahead. not so much lie but omit certain information
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  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Something about running boiling hot water through cheap plastic and then drinking it doesn't sound right...

    Thoughts?
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