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  1. Kafka has a couple of unconscious guys in the boot of her car right now.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    aha kill all men uwu

    ('durr hts that means u too' sure okay whatever im fine with it either way, the manliest thing you can do is sacrifice yourself for the greater good)
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  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai aha kill all men uwu

    ('durr hts that means u too' sure okay whatever im fine with it either way, the manliest thing you can do is sacrifice yourself for the greater good)

    This gives me an idea for a character to do ticktock lives with lol
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  4. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Kafka has a couple of unconscious guys in the boot of her car right now.

    She doesn't own a car, she's too stupid to drive.
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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Chios Honey You're just wrong and copy-pasta'd from a site with bad info

    Provide a source that proves I'm wrong or go suck your rotting toe pauliwog.
  6. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Sudo any upd8s? this cant possibly be another thread of kafka posting about something and not doing it right?

    But wait there’s more!! 😲

    https://niggasin.space/thread/83954
  7. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Kafka has a couple of unconscious guys in the boot of her car right now.

    cars don't wear boots
  8. Originally posted by totse2118 cars don't wear boots

    It would be called a boot where she comes from.
  9. Donald Trump Black Hole
    The Canadians are pretending not to be British.
  10. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    I'm not muslim, sorry
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  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The Canadians are pretending not to be British.

    'ello 'ello wuts aowl this then? OI'm Bri'ish now, am I? News to me, that is. Soz, luv, but I'm going to need your land. Ta in advance.
  12. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    ALLAH AKHMAH!!! thats my impression of a british person

    here's my impression of an northern irish person

    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by totse2118 GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!!!

    Oi, mate, he's a bit of a posh ponce but he is the King. We Bri'ish toypes don't appreciate it when you foreigners go about slandering our royals.
  14. Right-o.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Made meself a cuppa but aowl we 'ave is bags of "vanilla infused" tea. So I think to meself "hang on a tick, that's 'alf a poverty bev roight there" and I pour meself a little orange extract directly onto the teabag. I make the cuppa and lo and behold, it's like a tea creamsicle or summit, innit? Oi'm a bloody genius, I am.
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  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The Canadians are pretending not to be British.

    The local Brits I know are less outraged about the influx of dot Indians than everyone else so I favor their deportation too
  17. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    im smoking a cig like a french man
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Im vaping like a gay man
  19. I'm sipping tea like an Englishman.
  20. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'm sipping tea like an Englishman.

    If you sipped your tea where I come from in England people would assume you're gay.

    REAL Englishmen don't "sip" their tea, the down it from a dirty cracked mug and say "Pour us another mother"
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