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Posts by Chios Honey

  1. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Im horny.

    Step Mom in NoVacancy Shared last Room porn and a 24oz can of Modello and some shmokee CBD

    sometimes if I have sex or rub one out after drinking alcohol my pee burns and my prostate swells up and I have to pee pee every 5 minutes for like 7-8 times straight. was worse when I was in my 20s.

    I found soaking the tip of your dick in cold water calms the bladder. not sure why
  2. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 tgreeeeeeeeeeeee

    pill poppers are pussies
  3. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse hey im totally one of those agent things so lemme know



    actually why in the fuck do i care dudes obviously ded as fuk along with everh other nigga in space that disappears


    except panny he not so ded me fink

    Murderface (USer name from stickam) told me he was a FBI agent and gave me his phone number and so i called him in St Louis. is that you.. r u he?


    that was over a decade ago now. still no call back :(
  4. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Kiss still looks like it's 1970s. AI or real?
  5. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Angry Onion. go buy some beans and rice and extra plastic tarp

    leave a window cracked. don't want ya dy'n from Carbon Monoxide, G!
  6. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Fona 5-0
  7. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    cute
  8. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat i need to blow my nose a lot after doing hits of mefodrome.

    DONT EVER FOLLOWUP ON MY POSTS AGAIN!

    FUCKING KYS
  9. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    I hope the truth is revealed once Biden is no longer in power.

    all of the shit he did. the thing about biden is his lawyers will delay shit and delay shit until he dies or goes into hospice

    Nothing ever happens. Trump not so lucky. but hey. Trump lived a live only 99.9% of the world could dream of ever having.

    from his coke days at Studio 54 to being a big tough "Sue me" kind of guy by not paying people he felt he could get away with. and apparently did.

    Fucker doesn't know what it means to be working class or struggling class.

    Biden is in the same boat but he allows free handouts to people who dont know what it means ot work solid hours or grunt work but get a life like they're making more than people who work 60 hour weeks and pay high taxes and end up struggling. endles fucking cycle.
  10. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ;)

    Macro-Zoom is so 70s. they need to bring it back in film making.

    what I hate more than anything is the Steve Austin slow mo fight scenes of 6 million dollar man. I mean it wasn't bad when He did it but the film industry made 6 million dollar man slo-mo action fighting a standard. Maybe Bruce Lee films were the first to do it but yeah. 70s TV was funny but it became so routine it got annoying
  11. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Right now, I am picking the boogers from my nose.

    I need to buy a new neddy pot. its like a tea kettle and you pour saline or salt water into one sinus and it comes dribbling out the other. it feel sooo good when you bloow it out slowly. all this mucus and ick comes out.

    you then take a little bit of bundy drank and get the best sleep you hadn't had in months.

    dont use table salt. use sea salter in warm destilled water. test it on your wrist like it's baby formula. your sinus is very sensitive. taste the saltness on your tongue first. tooo much salt will chemically burn your septum and sinus cavity.

    Kafka, did someone steal your password and posing as you? What the fuck happened to you? you're clearly INTERPOL irw and now act like a real annoying cunt
  12. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra https://www.vice.com/en/article/g5yjnx/scientists-control-human-dna-with-electricity-in-leap-forward-study-reports


    Electricity fix muy 3rd degree
  13. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Mute.
  14. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Lmfao WTH ! ❤️

    OMG tell me someone is going to Re-Imagine Home Alone with The Purge. I would buy that or even better. 3D at IMax
  15. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats the rational for a mermaid to be melanin-heavy ?

    aint got no sun under the sea nigga.

    then why are most Orca's and Whales black or grey in color? Hmmmm?
    but white underneath. that seems like backwards logic
  16. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❤️

    I wish I could time travel back and take this photo with me and tape it to that phone and put "From 2023- No It's not Cool to own a pocket computer. Its a FUCKING DYSTOPIA"
  17. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    ^gay af


    anyways

    Wellhung often is the user most lagging while I sit in my car listening to R-E-O Speedwagon
  18. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung The Sun dont shine…on the Sea of Madness

    you ate bad waffles and it didn't agree with your butt?
  19. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    you'de rather go to a beach in Ohio with a smoke stack in the background than see the actual ocean. go 50 miles Out, Fona. bring your snub nose with you. the sharks com'n for ya
  20. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs I ate the fat white stuff above the legs. It tastes similar to chicken, but even fattier

    some restaurants serve them up with the chicken. like a garnish or something. but I couldn't eat those feet. nibble maybe for taste? like chewing on giblets.
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