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Posts by Kingoftoes

  1. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I used to rock 6mg (3x2mg) kpin plus beer

    I blacked out for a week once
    That was an expensive week. When I woke up every window was broken

    uh did you break them or did a nigga break them?
  2. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood POST HOME ADDRESS OP ILL COME RIGHT OVER ADN GRAPE AND PULZERIZE YOUR ASSSSSSHOLEEEEE

    2216 Ridge Avenue, Rockford IL 61103
  3. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Somas are fantastic.

    What is a soma and where can i find one?
  4. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Booze weed and alzaplam.
    Sleep like a baby and wake up with no guilt because you cant remember shit.

    Or don't wake up at all :shrug:
  5. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I still have nightmares of the police yelling at me sometimes for having a pound of weed and getting pulled over and they are always like YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU LIFE RUINING SCUMBAG and beat me with billy clubs in my dreams just for possessing weeeeedd

    Average black person when asked by the police to stand still
  6. Kingoftoes Houston
    What are your guys' favorite drug combos? My favorite combo is probably Weed+bundy+Crouton or Alchohol+Weed.
  7. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung Fuk me, slut.

    When and where?
  8. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung Moreover, ever fucked a nigger named Clyde?

    What is wrong with you guys and your obsessions with trans people today
  9. Kingoftoes Houston
    If Lukashenko gets out of office it might not happen. If he stays in office though I'd say yes
  10. Kingoftoes Houston
    Some tips on how to avoid getting caught smoking weed:

    1: Smoke alone if possible

    2: If not possible, Smoke outside. Smoking in your room will be very easily noticeable, even using a "smoke enhancement" and having the windows open and burning incense and having 3 fans on. It doesn't matter what you do to get rid of/ cover up the smell, it will linger.

    3: Use a vape pen/ cartridge. these might still smell, but less than bud.

    4: The reasons weed smells so much is because of the terpenes it contains. If you can get your hands on a pure THC/THC variant product, you will be set. for example, I've made cartridges using only d8 THC and I could smoke them as much as I went, when I want. It looks like you are vaping nic. Hell, you can even add mint terpenes to your cartridge to make it smell like a nic stick.

    5: taking a shower and thoroughly washing your body and hair will help, as well as your clothes

    6: LAST RESORT: Burn a bag of popcorn in the microwave, the smell may cover up the weed smell for long enough for you to shower/ attempt to rid your body of the smell.

    Post more ways below
  11. Kingoftoes Houston
    Smoking yesterday I heard a baby laughing in my head. I think I'm done smoking weed permanently. Not going to go schizo just to get high. I'll stick to caffeine and alcohol.

    This is what I heard:



    I smoked approximately .5 grams of budder in 15 mins for reference. I hadn't smoked in a week prior to that.
  12. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i feel racistic

    Drunk racistic or sober racistic?
  13. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Well why didn't he request that they address corruption on a wider scale? Why specifically ask about a political rival? Why hasn't SATAN the devil been convicted in interdimentional court? Why hasn't Trump withheld support for the American religious right until justice is served and the corrupt interdimentional court system is addressed? Would he if SATAN the devil was planning to run in the 2020 election?

    Answer these important questions, Inspector.

    Blatant whataboutism nigga
  14. Kingoftoes Houston
    Overpriced or worth the money?

    It's weird because wendy's is like the middle ground between casual diners and mcdonald's. It's not quite what you eat when you have 3 dollars in the bank, but it's not quite Chili's or Applebees.
  15. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked 1. Why do you have a sloth hand?

    2. As an obvious follow up to question 1- since you are clearly a sloth, how do you maintain employment?

    I'm a landscaper, I eat leaves for suburban clients
  16. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Yet, you'll still vote Democrat…
    You get what you voted for now go drive your taxi.

  17. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny phalse

    https://www.ltl-shanghai.com/chinese-superstitions/

    White is associated with mourning and considered bad luck for this reason
  18. Kingoftoes Houston
    Nigga wut
    I'm sure it smells similar to female pussy, but there are probably noticeable differences. It probably smells worse cuz guys are smelly
  19. Kingoftoes Houston

    Listening to Eazy-E on my lunch break.
  20. Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by Instigator Just swapped my salt out for some onion salt and I don't think I'll ever be the same again.

    I already feel myself climbing the social ladder and I might move areas.

    Ms. Dash is a step up it adds some other stuff like mustard seeds and salt and such. Perfect for eggs, french fries, etc.
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