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How to not get caught smoking weed

  1. #1
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Some tips on how to avoid getting caught smoking weed:

    1: Smoke alone if possible

    2: If not possible, Smoke outside. Smoking in your room will be very easily noticeable, even using a "smoke enhancement" and having the windows open and burning incense and having 3 fans on. It doesn't matter what you do to get rid of/ cover up the smell, it will linger.

    3: Use a vape pen/ cartridge. these might still smell, but less than bud.

    4: The reasons weed smells so much is because of the terpenes it contains. If you can get your hands on a pure THC/THC variant product, you will be set. for example, I've made cartridges using only d8 THC and I could smoke them as much as I went, when I want. It looks like you are vaping nic. Hell, you can even add mint terpenes to your cartridge to make it smell like a nic stick.

    5: taking a shower and thoroughly washing your body and hair will help, as well as your clothes

    6: LAST RESORT: Burn a bag of popcorn in the microwave, the smell may cover up the weed smell for long enough for you to shower/ attempt to rid your body of the smell.

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  2. #2
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Or smoke in a state where it's legal.
  3. #3
    If someone catches me I just press them and say WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT

    if they pull out the phone I break the phone, and then break them. I've been arrested for smoking weed in my home before
  4. #4
    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Use a Smoke buddy

  5. #5
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If someone catches me I just press them and say WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT

    if they pull out the phone I break the phone, and then break them. I've been arrested for smoking weed in my home before

    That fucking sucks man why should anyone care if you're unwinding with a couple bong hits in the privacy of your own home, some bullshit for real. If it's not legal yet where you are hopefully it will be soon.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs That fucking sucks man why should anyone care if you're unwinding with a couple bong hits in the privacy of your own home, some bullshit for real. If it's not legal yet where you are hopefully it will be soon.

    I live in Canada lawl this was in like 2012 living in British Colombia.

    I got the RCMP banging on my door, I had a "build a bong"tm which wasn't even mine, it belonged to a friend and the cops stole it. It was worth like $400


    + they stole all my weed. My girlfriend was pregnant at the time and the cops were like "what are you doing with this loser wasting his life smoking weed"

    I was in the back of the cop car like "ummm what are my charges" they wouldn't answer me and then I heard on the radio something about a sexual assault involving a minor, they uncuffed me, kicked me out of the car and drove away. No charges no fine no ticket just stole my shit legally and fucked off

    god bless freeDUMB


    WOOOOO WOOOOO FUCK ME IN THE ASS
    glad this shit is legal now
    I still have nightmares of the police yelling at me sometimes for having a pound of weed and getting pulled over and they are always like YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU LIFE RUINING SCUMBAG and beat me with billy clubs in my dreams just for possessing weeeeedd
  7. #7
    Kingoftoes Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I still have nightmares of the police yelling at me sometimes for having a pound of weed and getting pulled over and they are always like YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU LIFE RUINING SCUMBAG and beat me with billy clubs in my dreams just for possessing weeeeedd

    Average black person when asked by the police to stand still
  8. #8
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I live in Canada lawl this was in like 2012 living in British Colombia.

    I got the RCMP banging on my door, I had a "build a bong"tm which wasn't even mine, it belonged to a friend and the cops stole it. It was worth like $400


    + they stole all my weed. My girlfriend was pregnant at the time and the cops were like "what are you doing with this loser wasting his life smoking weed"

    I was in the back of the cop car like "ummm what are my charges" they wouldn't answer me and then I heard on the radio something about a sexual assault involving a minor, they uncuffed me, kicked me out of the car and drove away. No charges no fine no ticket just stole my shit legally and fucked off

    god bless freeDUMB


    WOOOOO WOOOOO FUCK ME IN THE ASS
    glad this shit is legal now
    I still have nightmares of the police yelling at me sometimes for having a pound of weed and getting pulled over and they are always like YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU LIFE RUINING SCUMBAG and beat me with billy clubs in my dreams just for possessing weeeeedd

    and woke up with sticky sheets
  9. #9
    I must have had 2 dozen or more dreams in the past few years since weed has been legal

    Most of them seem to take place in a car with my girlfriend and or dad and I always say the weed is mine or go to jail with my dad and the cops are either chill or total fucking assholes that torture me

    I think one dream was 2 female cops and I flirt with them but some mexican dude in the corner kept trying to press me and in my mind I'm like psyching myself into getting ready for jail life

    Then I wake up and go WTF IM NOT EVEN A CRIMINAL IM 😇 INNOCENT AND WEED IS LEGAL

    But I'm just so used to it being illegal that my dream brain still thinks it is
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