Posts by Kingoftoes

1. 2023-08-30 at 12:31 PM UTC in Move the fucking ass
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Wariat how bout dog piss drinking porn? would you compare that to stat rape?

   
   No, statutory rape is worse, fag.
2. 2023-08-30 at 12:26 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Yeah I knew someone who used those and swore by them, I never checked them out though since my method worked well 95% of the time

   
   I'm sure toilet paper is miles cheaper too
3. 2023-08-30 at 12:18 PM UTC in Move the fucking ass
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Wariat i dont know man ive seen the type of porn you guys produce. facial abuse.

   
   Really comparing BDSM porn to statutory rape?
4. 2023-08-30 at 12:16 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Rape Monster Oh I don't toss and wash, I parachute it in toilet paper. I can fit 6 grams in each square and swallow it down no problem.

   
   There are dissolvable papers online called oblate papers that you can use instead of toilet paper. They areade out of starch
5. 2023-08-30 at 11:23 AM UTC in Move the fucking ass
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Wariat bitch come on in the dick. move it and fuck the dick with the 16 yr old ass.

   
   In the US we lynch fuckers like you
6. 2023-08-30 at 11:21 AM UTC in Would you like a lemon pie or a meringue?
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
   Lemon Meringue with candied lemon peel shavings and the secret sauce, please.
7. 2023-08-30 at 12:28 AM UTC in The future looks bright for Germany
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Donald Trump The Africans are helping out their European brothers while they are busy at work. This is a cause for celebration.

   
   For real. Thanks for banging the fat ones, Jamal
8. 2023-08-29 at 10:59 AM UTC in The future looks bright for Germany
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   Thanks to immigration German prosperity is secured well into the 21st Century

   
   It will take a few years to train low-skill african labourers into high-skill german labourers. Shouldn't take too long, though, as Germany's workforce is high-skilled already.
9. 2023-08-28 at 11:56 PM UTC in How to make barcodes for wally world
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Dude you realize most these stores have skylights right. Invest in some rope , in Minecraft, and some rock climbing gear and a baldclava and then drop in at nite you'll have free rain, in Minecraft

   
   He'd also have free rein in prison when they go over the security footage and snag his profile/license plate number, in minecraft. It's hard to have a sound Alibi when 9 security cameras show you snipping spider tags off of a Go-Pro, in minecraft.
   
   Good rock climbing practice though, in minecraft.
10. 2023-08-28 at 10:03 PM UTC in How to make barcodes for wally world
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I just run out the door with shit

    
    Yeah depending on how ghetto your Wal-mart is you can just grab shit and walk out.
11. 2023-08-28 at 6:55 PM UTC in It's pumpkin spice season folx
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've got a bag of 2yr (maybe 3r) old pumpkin spice coffee beans in my fridge.

    
    Coffee beans in your fridge?
12. 2023-08-28 at 5:58 PM UTC in OH NO.. A DRUNK TEXTING TEXT THREAD
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Nigga
    
    I think I like drinking and driving a little too much
13. 2023-08-28 at 12:20 PM UTC in mark of the beast
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i would illegally hack mine into my penis so when they say PRESENT ARM FOR SCAM I would say THATS NOT MY ARM and then whip it out

    
    That's not a banana in my pocket, officer. I'm just happy to see you!
14. 2023-08-28 at 11:48 AM UTC in Cotton is known as the king of natural fabrics
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I hate picking the cotton out of pill bottles

    
    Word it's a blast from the past
15. 2023-08-27 at 12:16 PM UTC in History nerd shitposting memes & videos
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
16. 2023-08-27 at 1:36 AM UTC in Favorite drug combos?
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I used to rock 6mg (3x2mg) kpin plus beer
    
    I blacked out for a week once
    That was an expensive week. When I woke up every window was broken

    
    uh did you break them or did a nigga break them?
17. 2023-08-27 at 1:35 AM UTC in Ever fuck anyone that's been modified?
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood POST HOME ADDRESS OP ILL COME RIGHT OVER ADN GRAPE AND PULZERIZE YOUR ASSSSSSHOLEEEEE

    
    2216 Ridge Avenue, Rockford IL 61103
18. 2023-08-27 at 1 AM UTC in K/ratom Info
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Rape Monster Somas are fantastic.

    
    What is a soma and where can i find one?
19. 2023-08-27 at 1 AM UTC in Favorite drug combos?
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by AngryOnion Booze weed and alzaplam.
    Sleep like a baby and wake up with no guilt because you cant remember shit.

    
    Or don't wake up at all :shrug:
20. 2023-08-27 at 12:39 AM UTC in How to not get caught smoking weed
    

    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I still have nightmares of the police yelling at me sometimes for having a pound of weed and getting pulled over and they are always like YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU LIFE RUINING SCUMBAG and beat me with billy clubs in my dreams just for possessing weeeeedd

    
    Average black person when asked by the police to stand still