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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    🔥😆 💣

    Damn I love me
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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Shut tf up hunch back.. like you listen to anything besides nursery rhymes hiding behind schools…..
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Nicki Minaj is a lyrical monster
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  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Sweet Andrew Dice Gay

    Was never funny
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  5. CandyRein Black Hole
    We definitely can’t have that ..get looked at just to be on the safe side .. glad you’re feeling better sweet face
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    I don’t watch stand up much anymore because people aren’t funny like they used to be with it …

    But I can say the hardest I’ve ever laughed was during Eddie Murphy stand up..

    But I’m goofy so maybe that’s why .. but he was doing these sound effects of his aunt Bunny falling down some stairs 😭

    And it was going on foreverrr.. then after all the falling he’s like “ oh my shoe”!

    So like wth she’s only about half way down or what .. I was crying..literally my stomach was hurting it had got painful and uncomfortable like when someone force tickles you and won’t stop …
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  7. lockedin Tuskegee Airman
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sweet Terrible, I almost died last night

    I hope it’s going better today ❤️❤️❤️
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  10. CandyRein Black Hole
    I know what you’re having …deez nuts….

    Originally posted by CandyRein

    ❤️


    *levitates off forum into cloud*
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  11. ween is the new grateful dead for people that drank capri sun while 9/11 happened
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  12. just drove home from the bar with my coworker. We get to in intersection and theres a dude with his arms out like trying to get hit by my car and i start filming bc 1) ineed to cover my ass and 2) i just found it entertaining. I start honking n roll down the window n im like BRO YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE STREET. Then while im filming im like……”Does this dude have cerebral palsy.”

    Yes. yes he does.

    i get out of my car to try to get him to get from in front of my car and i realize oh shit this dude is mad disabled n covered in scabs. I try to tell him hes gonna get hit by a car and i want him ti be safe and he wants crying in Walt, Jr voice I HOPE THEY KILL ME ITD BE BETTER THAN THIS I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

    In my head im like nigga im 8 whiskeys 2 beers and 2 pancake shots deep and if i had to walk a straight line toe to toe right now you and i would prolly score the same. Long story short some other guy stopped behind us and relented to drive the dude home and i gave guy some gas money but the real tragedy was the dude harshed by buzz but my coworker and i discussed how we nasically saved this dudes life so i cracked a canned margarita and put on some appropriate music for the ride home and henstarted crying laughing

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  13. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!!!🌙🌟

    🥱
    Looks like it’s about that time…no not hammer time …you so silly .. you silly goose…

    Looks like my work here….. is done ❤️🌟😴
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  14. CandyRein Black Hole


    ❤️
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Getting higher than prices enjoying my day off after working all weekend..wasn’t tripping tho..yesterday was double time ❤️

    :)
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  16. Originally posted by Meikai

    My friend n i do this at karaoke and you have no idea how hard this goes 30 minutes to last call
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just got off the horn with psychomanthis. He was literally fucking a toddler and it was a very weird conversation what with his heavy breathing and not answering any of my questions but nonetheless it happened and it is what is is IT IS WHAT IT IS IT IS
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    *prabjeet cuts dick off*

    *bleeds profusely*

    *takes bus to hospital*

    *other bus riders smell bussy*

    *bus driver locks doors and participates in gang raping him to death*

    *-1 Indian with extra steps*
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    IF YOU DO NOT SHOW ME BAGINA BY FRIDAY BLOODY BASTARD BENCHOD BITCH BLOODY
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  20. Originally posted by aldra

    > I need a functioning vagina by the end of the week

    YOUVE GOT TILL FRIDAY SUMEET. SO HELP ME, IF YOU DONT HAVE A FUNCTIONING VAGINA THEN….
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