Today I will be one with Nature.. feeling like going to the state park or sumfing ❤️ 🌳
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2023-04-15 at 10:49 AM UTC
in
The Hard Problem Of My Dick
i traded my nigga a jug of D8 for like 500 generic cialis and i take those shits with my multivitamins in the mornings bc i wear real thin khakis at work n i just wanna make sure everyone has some healthy respect for their superior as it should be. Circle of life etc etc.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I know I gotta be some what crazy the way I laugh at my own material…
Oh well
… it is…
*lights candle*
What it is ❤️
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
At the end of the day … when it’s all said and done..when the smoke clears and cows come home to roost ……….
It’s a beautiful life ..
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Running my bubble bath ..excited to use my new candle.. ‘‘twas a gift 💝
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I feel good ..it’s a beautiful night ✨🌙
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
girlfriend showed me a news article of some Indian guy who got vanned for posting the Christchurch shooting video and saying he wanted to 'woodchipper the Muslims'
'I went to school with that guy lol'
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by Kafka
Stressed and it's only morning. Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. I don't want to be stoned around my nephew.
Originally posted by Kafka
Fucking scundered. I'm stoned in the playpark, it's worked I'm more chill but my nephew has been running round screaming that he's a psychopath for the past ten minutes now the other kids are saying it. He also hit his head and I didn't know what to do.
Stoned out of your mind watching your sisters kid…..sounds about right for someone like you.
Later today at the beach
Originally posted by Kafka
Probably I shouldn’t have given him all that Valium
Problem solved 👍🏼
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
I promise to God I didn’t just try to make that rhyme
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
❤️
I just saw this … God strike me down if I didn’t just see this
This girl doin a Nicki rap as spoken word poetry …
This is the type of stuff that happens to me
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Whatever you say sweet & Low……
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The same way you afford to troll here everyday with no J. O . B
😭😆
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
And now…a moment for poetry ….❤️ 🕯️
*snaps fingers rhythmically*
*crowd joins in*
*sipps water*
*clears throat*
I’m thicc…because………
I be Eatin them oats
Bishes…..not taking…chit from me….. but notes
Wanna be me!
So …….she do my emotes…
My name in her mouth
*stares into crowd*
So I bet…..she gone choke
*snaps fingers rhythmically*
*crows joins snapping*
❤️🎤
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Armon so hype he got a typo 😆❤️
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
❤️🔥
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
She’s a MONSTERRR!!!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
just drove home from the bar with my coworker. We get to in intersection and theres a dude with his arms out like trying to get hit by my car and i start filming bc 1) ineed to cover my ass and 2) i just found it entertaining. I start honking n roll down the window n im like BRO YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE STREET. Then while im filming im like……”Does this dude have cerebral palsy.”
Yes. yes he does.
i get out of my car to try to get him to get from in front of my car and i realize oh shit this dude is mad disabled n covered in scabs. I try to tell him hes gonna get hit by a car and i want him ti be safe and he wants crying in Walt, Jr voice I HOPE THEY KILL ME ITD BE BETTER THAN THIS I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
In my head im like nigga im 8 whiskeys 2 beers and 2 pancake shots deep and if i had to walk a straight line toe to toe right now you and i would prolly score the same. Long story short some other guy stopped behind us and relented to drive the dude home and i gave guy some gas money but the real tragedy was the dude harshed by buzz but my coworker and i discussed how we nasically saved this dudes life so i cracked a canned margarita and put on some appropriate music for the ride home and henstarted crying laughing
GOD BLESS YOUR HEART. I loved this post I just wanted you to know that. Do you have the video or what? Lesgo
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Just got back from going out to lunch..about to water my inside plants then go put my new solar stakes in the walkway outside ❤️
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
Toking and texting with Tiff, she’s spilling the tea….and giving me a dose of hilarity ❤️
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
