Rich! Butt won a bet ๐
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Drove all my friends home. Saw a dead woman in the street. Then had a long heartfelt discussionwith another friend and polished off a bottle of jefferson reserve. Watched The Whale. Now i. laying down.
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About to go kick it like Bruce Lee ๐
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I told my dealer I wanna get "Russian Theater High"
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I try to be nice to slow people here but that retard rage they pull needs checked all the timeโฆ
*shrug*
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Honestly im pretty drunk. i pulled up to the 25 hour subway n there were 2 cops inside. They sized me up and i knew if i looked sketchy they might stop me on my way out so i just looked real NONCHALANT and asked them about if they solved any MURDERS tonight and remarked that it was sad that the city wasnt paying him enough that he had to get a flatbread sandwich instead of the jalapeno cheddar double philly cheesesteak i was getting. Then i said thanks for ur service and got back into my jeep full of whiskey bottles and mushrooms and drove across the street to carls jr to get an oreo milkshake.
On the way feom carls to my home i played HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE. Not the first time ive driven without pants and it certainly dont be the last
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Exchanging funny cat videos with butt๐
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Originally posted by Sweet
Thank you, I was very relieved, they had my ring on them that my love gave me so it gave me a fright to have lost them.
โTwas a fright indeed..thank goodness for sweet recoveries ๐
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Iโm happy you found them luv ๐
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2023-03-15 at 11:58 AM UTC
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Over a majority of you suck
I bought evil spiderman a strawberry margarita cuz he didn't have ID.
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Welp!!๐
Looks like my work hereโฆ..isโฆ.done ๐๐๐ด
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Just getting home ..went to chill and watch cocaine bear over a butts house ๐
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Feeling myself like I lost my key ๐๐ถ
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I ate a self harm amount of spicey peas
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I'm sure they don't keep copiedrso of everyone to make realistic sex clones of their great dead aunts nephew
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
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My life is all work and girlfriend now. Nothing fun happens really. All shenanigans and tomfoolery were put on hiatus. Casper a decade ago wouldve stolen my credit cards, pissed in my car and called me a bitch.
I should piss in my car metaphorically and also literally
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Im kind of high. I remembered how โniggerfaggotโ used to be a thing and it reminded me of a sweeter, simpler time.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
trucks diesel inlet is located in the rear.
false, almost every diesel inlet is on the side of the car or truck, now stop with the faggot thoughts faggot
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