This person just slipped me their number on receipt at a bar. We were talking about the film industry n she sa8d she could help me get a job. But shes also almost aa tall as i am, so im also now wondering if this 8s a dude.
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Multiple times throughout my life I've taken a shit and when I looked in the toilet before flushing it wasn't there anymore. And it happened with several separate toilets
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LOL I remember seeing that on COPS or something years ago, the guy slow-rolled a DUI stop and just slid similar flyers out his cracked window when they knocked
they broke the window and dragged him out
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theres some girl withduct tape on her tits in a dress made of bubble wrap and the black chick i fucked is here with tambourines on her shoes and a harmonica between her tits and everyone is so fucking try hard i just wanna go some
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Originally posted by Knife
She has bruises everywhere and two blue eyes and I dont hesitate to take her out with me looking like a punching bag.. I was one time at Japan with my girlfriend and this random asian whore came up to us asking for a picture while my girlfriend had bruises all over her face and body and I looked evil and angry in the camera like Richard Ramirez I could see the Japanese girl shivering and wet for me, the only reason I allowed the picture to be taken was because if it gets famous to show that I am a evil sadistic fuck that beats the shit out of my girlfriend and she cant do anything about it because she loves it and its completely normalized in her brain. I bet this asian bitch probably masturbated at night picturing herself as my girlfriend with bruises and imagining me beating the shit out of her, women love evil darktriad looking badboys dont they? I mean why else would she wanted a picture this dirty whore.
They ask about the bruises she gives a honest answer, "he beats the shit out of me and i love it!" because if i answered it of course I would get in trouble because i am a "Man!" and we always get the blame.. fuck society. Same thing with women saying they wouldnt care if a hot man raped them on the internet but if a man said he wants to rape a hot woman he gets in prison and locked forever.. This world isnt fair innit?
Tldr: My girlfriend is into bdsm, she likes being beaten by me and i show it around not giving a fuck because no simp cuck can say anything infront of my face because i will break them.
I thought this was a Kafka post cuz I'm drunk and I was like dam she's admitting she's a man lol
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