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Posts by Sweet

  1. Sweet African Astronaut
    Thank you, I was very relieved, they had my ring on them that my love gave me so it gave me a fright to have lost them.
  2. Sweet African Astronaut
    He ejaculates spider silk
  3. Sweet African Astronaut
    He shoots webbing out his dick.
  4. Sweet African Astronaut
    His semen is web
  5. Sweet African Astronaut
    The webbing is semen
  6. Sweet African Astronaut
    John Dunn, inventor of being done
  7. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Feeling myself like I lost my key 💖🎶

    I actually lost my keys yesterday, found em tho
  8. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce This is no time for joking around

    You want to die?
  9. Sweet African Astronaut
    Whites are one single, lower caste.
  10. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sweet FYI: That's just Supermajority's mild mannered alter ego wearing glasses.

    This was an incredible joke, fuck you all if you didn't recognize it. I will find you and kill you.
  11. Sweet African Astronaut
    Wait till you hear about the Hydrocalypse
  12. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    dalit cope

    Mongoloidian fear
  13. Sweet African Astronaut
    Vinny's been Teles-coping ever since I destroyed him on mongoloid telescope IQ deficiency.
  14. Sweet African Astronaut
    Crunchy target
  15. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your just gay

    You're painfully lame in addition to being gay, so worse.
  16. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    go ahead. tell everybody your fictional account of me and my alleged failures.

    the fact that you need to invent scripted fictions about me to cope tickles me like my uncle.

    wait ….

    So did you just lie about being a coffee servant back then because you were too embarrassed to reveal your real profession, or are you lying now because you are presently embarrassed at being a coffee servant?
  17. Sweet African Astronaut
    Sean Bination Lacqeaud
  18. Sweet African Astronaut
    John Truck
  19. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked My life is all work and girlfriend now. Nothing fun happens really. All shenanigans and tomfoolery were put on hiatus. Casper a decade ago wouldve stolen my credit cards, pissed in my car and called me a bitch.







    I should piss in my car metaphorically and also literally

    You are a stallion you gotta run free
  20. Sweet African Astronaut
    Literally why I wont. There are probably already a bunch of ways to track me and shit but that one is seriously creepy IMO.

    Your genes are the closest thing to your soul.

    It's a strange deep secret to our being that science only just relatively recently revealed if you think about the grand scale of human history... All of our natural philosophy regarding biology was basically needling around the edges of this little cluster of information. Then under 200 years ago we began to crack it... And then actually did it just 70 years ago. About the lifespan of one human.

    It's very weird that people would just reveal that information to some random company. I don't think society has had enough time to understand the influence of genes to really know what they're doing by giving out that kind of information.

    Imagine if your descendents or even the descendents of your relatives, generations down the line, were basically being statistically fucked with based on info about your genetics from around now?
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