I want to be a Bubble Lord
I wish I had total command of bubble technology
Right, hop to it, pop pop bubble tits
My grandmother passed away today. Last grandparent. I missed my chance to speak with her a few days ago. I am devastated.
2023-03-16 at 9:06 AM UTC
in
wtf is wrong with this guy?
I ask the same thing about you
2023-03-16 at 8:31 AM UTC
in
Over a majority of you suck
He licked it clean already
2023-03-15 at 8:59 PM UTC
in
Create a superhero
Mister Nema-Toad
Has all the powers of a nematode as well as a toad and also of being people's nemesis. If he decides to nemacize you, he will plague you and be your nemesis until you are defeated or he is otherwise satisfied and convinced to leave you alone. Even if he is completely annihilated, he will find a way to return. He has infinite persistence to nemacise you.
His nematode and toad based powers allow him to perform various superhuman feats. He can accelerate his won metabolism when he needs to "boost" himself. As a side effect this causes him to produce more heat and perspiration, which generates more toad sweat, which itself can be imbued with many dangerous and useful properties like acid and psychedelic 5-MAO DMT. He doesn't need to breathe with lungs and can make all his bones flexible to escape holds and locks and slip between obstacles and escape all forms of bonds and containment mechanisms that are not specifically conceived to trap him. He can burrow really fast and can recover and heal from huge damage, to the point where he can even survive being cut in half (his other half doesn't become another living guy though, that's a misconception).
His parasite abilities allow him to quickly threaten even the strongest biotic enemies by allowing him to circuit into their life forces and juices.
He can lash out his big tongue and even use it for parasitic insertion and sapping and spit various kinds of acidic and toxic muscosal discharges. He can jump all over the place and stick to surfaces and shit.
