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Posts by Sweet

  1. Sweet African Astronaut
    It's giblet time
  2. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai Do I come to where youse work and critique your pole dancing?

    Another very template-y "comeback" attempt. You suck. Do better.
  3. Sweet African Astronaut
    Lol you don't even have a job sweetie.
  4. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Prolly cuz “he’s “ YOU. Go lay down ya clown

    I'm ok with you believing that, loser. Lol.
  5. Sweet African Astronaut
    Toast!
  6. Sweet African Astronaut
    I use ChatGPT for pushing my own dick up my ass
  7. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Darwin would be so disappointed

    Darwin was gay too
  8. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur weird. Don’t quote me anymore .

    Why would he listen to you?
  9. Sweet African Astronaut
    Bait mun
  10. Sweet African Astronaut
    Nah it was a very low-hanging and childish joke.

    Oh yeah the white thing that's definitely milk? That's actually semen. Man milk. Penis dairy. From male balls. Get it?

    Hack. Cringe. Be better.
  11. Sweet African Astronaut
    Jailapeño
  12. Sweet African Astronaut
    John bait
  13. Sweet African Astronaut
    Evolution is gay
  14. Sweet African Astronaut
    I prefer thigh gap to memory gap
  15. Sweet African Astronaut
    Video games are almost worse than porn
  16. Sweet African Astronaut
    I like to digimon
  17. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor You just gotta know what buttons to push- push em - and watch the simpin spiral begin it B hilarious 😆🤣🤣

    Nah it's more like you gotta know which levers to pull, which dials to tune, which knobs to crank.
  18. Sweet African Astronaut
    I also basically feel this way about video games, movies, TV series etc.

    But porn is unique in that for most people it's an extremely private thing.

    I'll cut it short and just put it this way: about half (or more) of the time you feel like watching porn or masturbating, you should just tell yourself "nah". Not for any particular reason other than, when was the last time you exercised that option?

    Just (don't) do it. Present every jack off session to your own mental board of directors as a proposal. Ha e your mental board say nah like 60% of the time.
  19. Sweet African Astronaut
    Nah I disagree the humor on this day was below standard
  20. Sweet African Astronaut
    Jail to meet you
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