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  1. Sweet African Astronaut
    Gayje
  2. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Kafka lies about her life on Internet forums like FL & NIS because she’s seeking attention, validation, and sympathy from suckers who are too stupid to pick up on the constant obvious inconsistencies and contradictions she poasts.
    Sometimes losers like Kafka know that their real-life experiences are not exciting or interesting so they fabricate stories to make themselves appear more significant or exciting and fortunately for her there is no shortage of thirsty gullible losers here who will pay attention to her.

    Yea no shit
  3. Sweet African Astronaut
    From GPT:

    Gong Kong was born in the mountains of Tibet, a land of vast natural beauty but also of treacherous terrain and deadly predators. His mother was a strong and fearsome yeti, feared and respected by all who knew her. Gong Kong was just a cub when his mother was killed by ruthless poachers, who were after her thick fur and valuable bones.

    Gong Kong was alone and scared in the harsh wilderness, until he was found by a group of wise monks who lived in a secluded temple high up in the mountains. They took pity on him and took him in, raising him as one of their own. They saw that he had incredible natural strength and agility, and so they began to train him in the ways of martial arts.

    Gong Kong quickly became a skilled warrior, with a fierce determination and a powerful strike. He was given the task of striking the gongs for the temple, and his strength was so great that the gongs would ring out over the mountains, causing the peaks to drop their snow. The hammer he used to strike the gongs was a rare and ancient weapon, forged from metals recovered from a meteor. To give it more heft, he kept it wrapped to a chain, which he could also use as a whip.

    As he grew stronger, the monks gave him larger and heavier gongs to strike, and they taught him how to control his natural beastly power with finesse and control. He became the temple's greatest warrior, and then its guardian and symbol, a beacon of hope and strength for all who knew him.

    But his peaceful life at the temple was not to last. One day, a prideful cyborg disciple arrived at the temple, seeking to challenge Gong Kong and prove his own superiority. The two fought a fierce battle, but the cyborg was too powerful and ultimately killed Gong Kong's fellow monks, including the head of the temple, Shao Gong.

    As he lay dying, Shao Gong cast an ancient Chinese spell that teleported Gong Kong away for his own protection. Gong Kong knew that seeking revenge would be futile, and instead vowed to bring the cyborg to justice.

    Gong Kong spent many years searching for the cyborg, traveling across the land and battling many foes along the way. He fought off gangs of bandits, defended villages from rampaging monsters, and even saved a young girl from a dangerous cult.

    As he journeyed, Gong Kong honed his skills and learned new techniques, mastering the use of his meteor hammer and his natural beastly powers. He also learned to control his rage and channel his emotions into his fighting, becoming an even more fearsome warrior.

    Finally, Gong Kong tracked down the cyborg to a remote laboratory hidden deep in the mountains. He fought his way through hordes of robotic guards and high-tech traps, until he reached the cyborg's chamber.

    The two engaged in a brutal battle, with Gong Kong using his strength and agility to dodge the cyborg's powerful strikes and land devastating blows of his own. Finally, after a long and grueling fight, Gong Kong emerged victorious, delivering the final blow with a thunderous strike from his meteor hammer.

    As the cyborg lay defeated, Gong Kong realized that he had finally achieved his goal of bringing justice to the temple and his fallen brethren. He felt a sense of peace and fulfillment, knowing that he had fulfilled his duty as the temple's guardian and symbol.

    From that day on, Gong Kong continued to travel the land, seeking out new challenges and helping those in need. He became a legend, a hero to all who knew him, and a symbol of strength, courage, and justice in a world that desperately needed it.
  4. Sweet African Astronaut
    I just thought that was about some guy named Gideon
  5. Sweet African Astronaut
    SAIGAY
  6. Sweet African Astronaut
    Luigi X Poopsclub
  7. Sweet African Astronaut
    Huntington Ingaylls
  8. Sweet African Astronaut
    Gayneral Gaynamics
  9. Sweet African Astronaut
    GAE Systems
  10. Sweet African Astronaut
    Hoeing
  11. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny birds of an ugly color,

    revenge-thankes each other.

    Sorry NO YELLOW CHINKS
  12. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny nope. subcontinentals are subhumans.

    Mongoloid jealous^ of pure brown Aryans
  13. Sweet African Astronaut
    Kroz had some kind of dumpster charisma and a personality.

    Kafka is just so fundamentally uncreative and useless as a human that even her conversations with novelty generating robots are the most boring shit ever, not because of the AI but because of her.
  14. Sweet African Astronaut
    Cringe
  15. Sweet African Astronaut
    I didn't read any of these posts or any of this thread, I was just popping in to say

    1. you're all gay and

    2. Kafka you are a genuine mental retard who has adopted unpleasantness as a defence mechanism against the fact that you're lame and boring as fuck, rather than actually developing any interests or skills that would make you a valuable person to talk to.
  16. Sweet African Astronaut
    What kind of response were you looking for homie
  17. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo This guy at the gym has a shirt that says "stay safe and be kind" and now I wanna make a shirt that says "I LIVE RUDE AND DANGEROUS" specifically for when I come here in hopes of seeing him again and so I can stare at him and NEVER break eye contact

    Then everybody stands up and claps and gives you $100 for being so cool
  18. Sweet African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster



    Heard these just dropped, they're definitely the shit.

    These have been all over my town, big hit with the college boys apparently. Guess I'll be trying them out.
  19. Sweet African Astronaut
    You tell me, you're the litmus test.
  20. Sweet African Astronaut
    Just stay in Canada loser
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